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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More

Eternal Love LJ

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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More

By: Eternal Love LJ

Chapter 2: 21-40

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Summary: Lines 21 through 40. Should be a trip!

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James: "Evans, if you go out with me, I'll never ask you out again."

Lily: "Okay, I'll go out with you."

James: "Really?"

Lily: "Yes."

James: "Really?"

Lily: "YES!"

James: "Hey, girlfriend!" Giggle.

Lily: "It's over."

James: "What?"

Lily: "It's over."

James: "You're a meanie."

Lily: "Well, now you can't ask me out anymore."

James: "Well, you were a meanie, so I get to be one too."

Lily: "I'd like to see you try."

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James: "Hey, ex-girlfriend. Wanna get back together?"

Lily: "Supplantare!"

James: "Umm, okay, Evans, if you insist." Walks away and trips.

Lily: Laughs her butt off.

James: "Hey! I fell!"

Lily: "Hey! I tripped you!"

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James: "Damn! Evans, you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet!"

Lily: "Hah, you made a pun."

James: "No . . . I asked you out."

Lily: "Telling me that I relate to brooms is not asking me out."

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James: "Evans, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Lily: "Sure."

James: "Than I guess I'll walk past you again." Walks past Lily again.

LIly: "Nothing."

James: "Drat!"

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James: "Evans, do you have a mirror in your pants?"

Lily: "No. Why?"

James: "Because I can see myself in there."

Lily: "You sick pervert."

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James: "Oh no! I'm choking! Evans! Help! I think I need mouth-to-mouth!"

Lily: Walks away.

James: "Where are you going?"

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James: "Lily, I think that there's something wrong with my eyes!"

Lily: "Well, you do wear glasses."

James: "I can't get them off of you."

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James: "Your parents should have named you Mickey because you're so fine!"

Lily: "You're parents should have waited a night."

James: "What?"

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James: "Evans, are you Jamaican?"

Lily: "No . . . why?"

James: "Because Jamaican me crazy! Haha!"

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James: "Are we related?"

Lily: "I hope not . . ."

James: "Wanna be?"

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James: "I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down."

Lily: "No."

James: "No? You don't want to turn me down? Great!"

Lily: "No!"

James: "I knew it! You have loved me all these years!"

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James: "Wow! Are you really that beautiful, or do you just remind me of myself?"

Lily: "I don't look anything like you."

James: "Oh. Yeah. I guess that one didn't work. Sirius!"

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James: "You're 'No parking', right?"

Lily: "What?"

James: "Just trying to guess your sign."

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James: "Evans. Do you like chocolate?"

Lily: "Sure."

James: "You can have my bar."

Lily: "Potter, that's gross!"

James: "What? I have a chocolate bar that I don't want." Takes out chocolate bar. "Sheesh, sick mind, Evans."

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James: "If I could rearrange the alphabet-"

Lily: "If you say you would put u and i together, I'll punch you."

James: "No! I'd flip and M and W."

Lily: "Cute, Potter."

James: "Why, thank you."

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James: "Woah, Evans! Are those real?"

Lily: "Potter!"

James: "What? Those flowers over there are really pretty."

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James: "You're so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get in your family."

Lily: "Wow. I didn't know you were gay. Plus, I don't have a brother."

James: "Sirius!"

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James: "EVANS!"

Lily: "What?"

James: "Stop, drop, and roll! You're on fire, baby!"

Lily: "No."

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James: "If the sun weren't here, you'd be the hottest thing on Earth."

Lily: "Sorry, but the sun isn't on the Earth.."

James: "Oh, then I guess you win! Prize: A night with James Potter!"

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James: "Are you a detective?"

Lily: "No."

James: "Aww, too bad, because I need someone to give me my heart back."

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A/n: a lot of pick-up's in this one. Tell me your favorite!


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