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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More
By: Eternal Love LJ
Chapter 7: Appreciation
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Summary: ATTENTION! PLEASE READ!
Okay, I promised another chapter and unfortunately, this is it.
IF YOU WANT MORE CHAPTERS, TELL ME!
Review and tell me so I know. If I get enough positive responses, then I'll make a sequel, only it won't be pick-up lines, it will be a continue of the last chapter. Give me some ideas on how I can write the story so I make you happy!
This is all of the pick-up lines that readers have sent in from both Fanfiction.net and Portkey.org.
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FANFICTIONDOTNET READERS:
Potterlady4691:
If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Irishdancerfromroi:
James: Did it hurt?
Lily: Did what hurt?
James: When you fell from Heaven!
ChezE122091:
1) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
2) Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
3) Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
4) Do you want to see something swell?
5) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
6) I'm conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples.
7) I've got a thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
8) My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place
9) Want to see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
10) You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
11) True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place
12) You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
13) James: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Lily: No.
James: Can I?
14) How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
15) Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
16) Be unique and different. Say yes.
17) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
18) If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
19) That outfit looks good on you . . . but it would look even better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
20) If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between holidays?
21) I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.
22) What so you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract out clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
23) James: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear . . .
Lily: Nice try, but I am wearing underwear.
James: Shoot, it much be an hour fast.
24) Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
25) Baby, you're so sweet, you out Hershey's out of business!
26) James: Are you a parking ticket?
Lily: What?
James: Because you have fine written all over you!
27) Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Ikinder:
1) My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny. It keeps going on and on and on . . .
2) If you were a library book, I'd check you out.
3) You are the hottest thing since sunburns.
4) I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in Heaven.
5) If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
6) My watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
7) Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
8) Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?
9) You are like a clam; hard to open, but it's worth the pearl.
Kickasschicka:
1) (In response to my "I love you more than bunnies" pick-up line.)
James: "Yo, Evans! Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?"
Lily: "No . . ."
James: Pulls out pant pockets. "Would you like to?"
Lily: "I hate bunnies! I already told you! Gross!"
2) James: "If you've been naughty, Evans, go to your dorm!"
Lily: "I haven't been naughty, Potter. What are you on about?"
James: "If you want to be naughty, go to my dorm!"
Lily: "Oh, Potter, that's just wrong! Peter snores!"
3) James: "Hey, Evans. My bed broke . . . can I sleep in yours?"
Lily: "No, but I'm sure Sirius won't mind!"
James: Gags.
Lily: "You know that gag reflex?"
James: "Yeah . . ."
Lily: "I have one every time we talk."
James: "Evans! Come back!"
4) (Walking by the lake.)
James: "You're as hot as rock, Evans."
Lily: "Why, thank you. Since rock is usually cold. Thrown rock at James.
James: "Ow! I meant rock as in rock music. Isn't it popular with Muggles?"
Lily: "Sure, James. Sure."
Anonymous (credit to XdefyXgrvityX):
James: "Do you like water?"
Lily : "Um . . ."
James: "How about sugar water?"
Lily: "I guess . . ."
James: "Well, I got the sugar if you got the water."
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PORTKEYDOTORG READERS:
H/Hr Love (signed):
1) Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
2) If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
3) I just got my library card. When can I check you out?
4) Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
(A/n: Haha, that one goes along with the whole 'you smell' fight Lily and James have been having.)
Holly Black (signed):
1) Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way.
2) Love is a sensation caused by temptation to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
3) You've got all the curves, and I've got all the angles.
4) Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Lina1989 (signed):
James: "Hey, Lily, I didn't know my mother and father-in-law had children . . ."
Lily: "Yeah, me neither. Who is the girl I should feel sorry for?"
Anonymous *Tessa (unsigned):
James: "It's my birthday. Can I have a kiss?"
Lily: "Is it really your birthday?"
James: "No. But can I have a kiss anyway?"
Alana (unsigned):
1) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bedrock.
2) Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
3) Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
4) That's a nice shirt. Could I talk you out of it?
5) Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.
6) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7) Be unique and different. Say yes.
8) You make me so nervous and flustered. I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
9) James: "I can't wait until tomorrow."
Lily: "Why not?"
James: "Because you look better everyday."
10) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
11) Mmm, you bring a new meaning to the word 'edible'.
12) Can you kiss me on the cheek so I cam at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
13) If I had a knut for every time I saw a girl as pretty as you, I'd have . . . one knut.
14) If I had to make a patronous, you'd be my happy thought.
15) Love is a sensation caused by temptation to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
kT (unsigned):
James: "Wanna make millions?"
Lily: "I guess . . ."
James: "Millions of babies!"
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A/n: REVIEW AND TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO DO A SQUEL!
Love you all!
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