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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More
By: Eternal Love LJ
Chapter 3: 41-60
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Summary: And I already feel like there can't be any more.
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James: "Way to be, Evans!"
Lily: "What?"
James: "Hot!"
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James: "I love you more than bunnies."
Lily: "I hate bunnies, so I do too."
James: "Thanks, hon."
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James: "Do you like magic?"
Lily: "What do you think, smartie?"
James: "Because I have a magic stick."
Lily: "Immature."
James: Takes out his wand. "See?"
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James: "It's raining."
Lily: "Yeah."
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James: "Nickel if you tickle my pickle."
Lily: "Once again, I'm not a prostitute!"
James: "I have a whole jar."
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James: "I'm gay."
Lily: "I knew it."
Sirius: "That's why he likes you!"
James: "Padfoot!"
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James: "So . . . how am I doing?"
Lily: "Horrible."
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James: "Chicks dig me."
Lily: "Insulting."
James: "I wear colored underwear."
Lily: "Disturbing."
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James: "If I pet you, would you follow me home?"
Lily: "We live here, Potter."
James: "Never thought of it that way . . ."
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James: "I have big feet."
Lily: "I hate feet."
James: "Oh. You were supposed to get it!"
Lily: "I do get it."
James: "HAHA! You dissed yourself."
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James: "Evans, if I told you you have a nice body . . . would you hold it against me?"
Lily: "That was a good one, Potter. NO!"
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James: "Wow, your father must be a drug dealer because you're dope!"
Lily: "HAHAHA!"
James: "Is that a yes?"
Lily: " . . . No."
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James: "I got arrested once for bringing these guns to school!" Holds up arms.
Lily: "I'm getting sick of this . . ."
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James: "Do you like chess?"
Lily: "Sometimes."
James: "Be my queen and mate me with you knight moves."
Lily: "Not that much."
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James: "Hey. Evans, are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"
Lily: "Who the hell is telling you all these cheesy lines?"
James: "I make them up."
Lily: "Really?"
James: Embarrassed. "Yes."
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James: "Do you have a quill? My mother told me to write her when I fell in love."
Lily: "I don't have anything to say to that."
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James: "Did your head hurt when the angel dropped you from Heaven?"
Lily: "Did your head hurt when your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby?"
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James: "Wow, it's really hot in here."
Lily: "Potter, you're standing next to the fire."
James: "No, I think it's because you're here."
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James: "I made a discovery!"
Lily: "What?"
James: "The sea is salty because you took all of it's sweetness!"
Lily: "Yeah, and it's spice, and it's everything nice."
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James: "Your hands are soft like a catfish's belly!"
Lily: "What the hell?"
James: "Umm . . . never mind."
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A/n: Running out of ideas. Haha. Tell me your favorite!
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