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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More

Eternal Love LJ

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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More

By: Eternal Love LJ

Chapter 5: 81-100

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Summary: Only two more chapters after this one!

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James: "I want to see you cry just so I can wipe your tears away."

Lily: "That was sweet."

James: "I know."

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James: "Hey, Evans, do you have any raisins?"

Lily: "No."

James: "Cool, then we should go on a date."

Lily: "Logical, but no."

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James: "Mmm, Evans, your father must be an electrician because you turn me on!"

Lily: "Do you even know what an electrician does?"

James: "Um, turn things on?"

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James: "Evans, your body is like onions. It brings tears to my eyes."

Lily: "Are you saying I smell again?"

James: "No!"

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James: "Me. You. Twister. Firewhisky. Tonight."

Lily: "Barf."

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James: "Evans, you make Eskimos want air conditioning."

Lily: "An accomplishment."

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James: "If your hotness was equal to fire, the Earth would blow up."

Lily: "That's nice."

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James: "I not only lack in more pick-up lines, but I lack in you!"

Lily: "Aww! I liked the lines!"

James: "Do you want me to tell you the space-pants one again?"

Lily: "No thanks."

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James: "If I were a bear, I'd want your honey!"

Lily: "Who are you? Pooh?"

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James: "Oh, Evans, you dropped something."

Lily: "Say 'your pants' and die!"

James: "My jaw!"

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James: "I've had my shots!"

Lily: "They don't have shots for Chlamydia."

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James: "Evans! Evans, quick!"

Lily: Walks over slowly. "Yes?"

James: "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you?"

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James: "Ow!"

Lily: "What now?"

James: "I just bit my tongue. Can you kiss it and make it better?"

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James: "I'd like to take you out to dinner."

Lily: "Really?"

James: "Yeah. And I already know what I'd get. A cheeseburger with a little bit of you on the side."

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James: "Let's play doctor! I'm the gynecologist."

Lily: "Think we could get McGonagall to play with us?"

James: "Ew! No!"

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James: "Feeling good, Evans?"

Lily: "Yeah, I guess."

James: "Wait until you feel me. I feel great!"

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James: "Let's skip the awkward silence. Let's go out at 8."

Lily: "No."

James: "Darn."

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James: "If we die together, I'll hold onto you so we can both get into Heaven."

Lily: "Yeah, because you probably couldn't get in another way."

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James: "Roses are read, violets are blue, I would do anything to go out with you!

Lily: "Hats go on heads, hands go in mitts, I have yo say, man, you smell like-"

James: "Enough!"

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James: "Oh, Evans! I want to . . . roll you up in a hot tortilla shell and spread hot, steaming, taco meat all over your delicious body!"

Lily: "Gross, Potter."

James: "Ice cream?"

Lily: "Sure!"

James: "You're kidding."

Lily: "Yep!"

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A/n: Wow! 100 reviews? You guys ROCK! I love you all so much! Thank you for all the awesome feedback!

Oh, and today is my mother's b-day! Hooray!


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