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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More
By: Eternal Love LJ
Chapter 5: 81-100
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Summary: Only two more chapters after this one!
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James: "I want to see you cry just so I can wipe your tears away."
Lily: "That was sweet."
James: "I know."
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James: "Hey, Evans, do you have any raisins?"
Lily: "No."
James: "Cool, then we should go on a date."
Lily: "Logical, but no."
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James: "Mmm, Evans, your father must be an electrician because you turn me on!"
Lily: "Do you even know what an electrician does?"
James: "Um, turn things on?"
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James: "Evans, your body is like onions. It brings tears to my eyes."
Lily: "Are you saying I smell again?"
James: "No!"
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James: "Me. You. Twister. Firewhisky. Tonight."
Lily: "Barf."
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James: "Evans, you make Eskimos want air conditioning."
Lily: "An accomplishment."
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James: "If your hotness was equal to fire, the Earth would blow up."
Lily: "That's nice."
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James: "I not only lack in more pick-up lines, but I lack in you!"
Lily: "Aww! I liked the lines!"
James: "Do you want me to tell you the space-pants one again?"
Lily: "No thanks."
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James: "If I were a bear, I'd want your honey!"
Lily: "Who are you? Pooh?"
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James: "Oh, Evans, you dropped something."
Lily: "Say 'your pants' and die!"
James: "My jaw!"
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James: "I've had my shots!"
Lily: "They don't have shots for Chlamydia."
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James: "Evans! Evans, quick!"
Lily: Walks over slowly. "Yes?"
James: "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you?"
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James: "Ow!"
Lily: "What now?"
James: "I just bit my tongue. Can you kiss it and make it better?"
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James: "I'd like to take you out to dinner."
Lily: "Really?"
James: "Yeah. And I already know what I'd get. A cheeseburger with a little bit of you on the side."
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James: "Let's play doctor! I'm the gynecologist."
Lily: "Think we could get McGonagall to play with us?"
James: "Ew! No!"
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James: "Feeling good, Evans?"
Lily: "Yeah, I guess."
James: "Wait until you feel me. I feel great!"
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James: "Let's skip the awkward silence. Let's go out at 8."
Lily: "No."
James: "Darn."
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James: "If we die together, I'll hold onto you so we can both get into Heaven."
Lily: "Yeah, because you probably couldn't get in another way."
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James: "Roses are read, violets are blue, I would do anything to go out with you!
Lily: "Hats go on heads, hands go in mitts, I have yo say, man, you smell like-"
James: "Enough!"
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James: "Oh, Evans! I want to . . . roll you up in a hot tortilla shell and spread hot, steaming, taco meat all over your delicious body!"
Lily: "Gross, Potter."
James: "Ice cream?"
Lily: "Sure!"
James: "You're kidding."
Lily: "Yep!"
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