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100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More
By: Eternal Love LJ
Chapter 4: 61-80
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Summary: Woahness!
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James: "I want to lick your skin off!"
Lily: "Please don't."
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James: "Honk!"
Lily: "Um . . . are you feeling okay?"
James: "Well, I still have a fever, but yes, I'm feeling fine."
Lily: "Why did you honk at me?"
James: "Because you're hot!"
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James: "Arr! Your boots shiver me timbers!"
Lily: "I'm not wearing boots."
James: "Come on! I don't even get props for pretending to be a pirate!"
Lily: "Arr."
James: "That was sexy."
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James: "Evans, you make my heart melt into my stomach."
Lily: "I . . . give you acid reflex?
James: "Of course not! I love you!
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James: "Should I skip the pick-up line today and ask for the slap right now?"
Lily: "Sounds lovely." Slap.
James: "Ow! I didn't think you would actually slap me!"
Lily: "I have a lot of pent up anger."
James: "Smack me again."
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James: "Woah, Evans, you're so sweet I'm getting cavities just looking at you!"
Lily: "Yeah, your teeth are kinds bad."
James: "What? Really?"
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James: "Hey, Evans, I like rice!
Lily: "You can't even try to make that one into a pick-up line."
James: "Yeah, I know."
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James: "If one million people were at one million type-writers, not in one million years could they write all of your beauty down on paper."
Lily: "They wouldn't write it, they would type it."
James: "Smartie."
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James: "Okay. Evans, get this. There are two trains and they're leaving different stations at the same time. They both need to travel 1,000 miles. Train J, which is Train James, is traveling at 95 miles an hour, and Train L, which is Train Lily, is traveling at 85 miles an hour. How long will it take for you to go out with me?"
Lily: "How come you get to go faster."
James: "Not the point!"
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James: "How about we play spin the bottle?"
Lily: "How about we play spin Potter and hit him with a bottle?"
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James: "Evans, why did the James cross the road?"
Lily: "The James?"
James: "Because you were there!"
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James: "Are those tick-tacks in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?"
Lily: Slap.
James: "Sorry."
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James: "Evans, you are my rose. I am your tree. But . . . our love will be our garden!"
Lily: "Good thing I hate plants."
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James: "Wow, Evans! You're my Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!"
Lily: "Wow."
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James: "My love cannot be explained verbally, therefore, we should take a trip up to my dorm so I can demonstrate."
Lily: "Ew! No way, Potter."
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James: "If every thought I had of you turned into a rain drop, Noah would have to build another ark."
Lily: "Oh. I see how it is. You want to flood the world. Good going, Potter."
James: "No! That's not what I meant!"
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James: "Kissing is the language of love. We should talk more often."
Lily: "Leaving now."
James: "Okay sweetie! I'll talk to you later!" To strange person in common room. "She loves me."
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James: "I think I need to go to an institution because I'm crazy! Crazy for Evans!"
Lily: "Corny."
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James: "If you were a bottle of Firewhisky, my liver would have collapsed."
Lily: "Romantic!"
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James: "I'd die for you, Evans."
Lily: "Don't say that!"
James: "Too bad I love living with you!"
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A/n: Thanks to all the people who gave me some lines! They'll all make it into the story somehow, I promise!
Tell me your favorites! R/R!
Oh, and um, yeah, I've decided that I want to make this a 6 or 7 chapter story, and I've been telling people 5. Sorry!
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