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Stories by haljordan

  1. Happy New Year, Hermione by haljordan

    Spending New Year's Eve alone sucks. Especially when you just got dumped. My gesture of faith for Book 7. A little out of season, but I like writing winter season stories.

  2. You're WHAT?! by haljordan

    The final battle is over, but Harry's problems aren't. How is he going to deal with Ron and Hermione being together? What's the deal with Ginny? Why am I asking so many questions instead of just writing the damn story? Note: Temporary suspension of my hiatus to write this story.

  3. Hermione Granger, Florence Nightingale by haljordan

    Hospitals are no good for Harry Potter. Too much attention. The last thing Harry Potter needs is more media attention. So who does he turn to when he gets horribly sick? Who else?

  4. Best Deal Ever by haljordan

    My first foray into the challenges, this is a response to the "Blind Date" challenge by zemog3782. Harry manages to actually buy a car for a mere 20 pounds, but there's a catch. What's the catch? Find out in the first, last, and only installment of "Best Deal Ever".

  5. Can't Remember What to Forget by haljordan

    Harry, anxious to forget that he's in love with Hermione, goes out for a night of drinking with Ron. But can Ron handle a drunk Harry? Will Harry regret being so drunk the next morning? Find out in the first and only installment of "Can't Remember What to Forget"!

  6. Thank Merlin for Sleeping Draughts by haljordan

    It's not every day your best friend is brought to your door, unable to stand on her own. How does Harry react?

  7. I am NOT sick! by haljordan

    Sick? Ha! Sickness is for mere mortals, not Hermione Granger! Hermione Granger does not get sick! Or does she...?

  8. The Blizzard by haljordan

    This here is a one-shot story following Hermione on what starts out to be a beautiful day out in the Hogwarts grounds, but when the snow starts falling...

  9. Same Old Lang Syne by haljordan

    Inspired by a song by Dan Fogelberg. This is a christmas story. Post-Hogwarts. Harry desperately wants to tell Hermione how he feels about her.