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The Worst Summer of my Life

MichelleRadcliffe

The Worst Summer of my Life


Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything away...

Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!

Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!

Now, to the story!

Chapter One: Dun Dun Dun - The Plot Begins

(A/N1: Okay, I'd just like to point out that if you don't like the first paragraph - well, it's not like the rest of the story…)(A/N2: Michelle! You just started a story with an A/N!!!)(A/N1: Well - it'll get me readers!)(A/N2: Good point…)Harry found himself staring at a picture of Hermione once again. What was going on with him, because whatever it was, it was not normal. Harry had been having strange `feelings' for her and it was freaking him out! He'd been staying at Grimmauld Place since fifth year ended. It was already halfway through the summer and he hadn't seen Ron or Hermione once. "HARRY!!!" Harry jumped and was torn out of his depressing thoughts. He got up and walked down the stairs and came face to face with Narcissa Malfoy (A/N2: How the hell does he know who she is?) (A/N1: He saw her at the Quidditch thingy…") (A/N2: Oh…)

Harry's' face changed from one of complete and utter shock to one very calm. He held up one finger (A/N1: And no, it wasn't the middle one…what kind of person do you think Harry is? Honestly!) and said in a calm voice "One second…" Harry walked out of the room and into the kitchen. The second he shut the door he yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?" Lupin looked at him innocently. "I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU THIN….." Harry stopped mid-word. He started pacing and running his hand through his raven black hair. "I'm going crazy…that's got to be it…I mean, what else would…crazy…me…" Harry stuttered. "Finally come to terms with yourself, Potter?" Said an annoying voice that could only belong to "MALFOY!" Harry said spinning around. Draco shrugged and walked to the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of arrange juice. He smirked before bring the bottle to his lips and drinking it right out of the container. Harry looked like he could have killed.

Draco put the bottle back in the refrigerator and shrugged. "What are you doing?!?!?" Harry screamed. (A/N1: Delayed reaction, lol) "Well, seeing as I'm going to be living…" Harry spun around to face Lupin. "Lupin, what is he talking about? Because I know he's not talking about staying…here." At the sound of an annoying voice Harry spun around again (A/N2: He seems to be doing a lot of that.) "That was what I was talking about…" Draco said plainly. "I thought I'd make myself at home…" He said with a smirk. Harry threw his hands in the air and walked out of the room quickly, muttering something about `not the only one' and `mental'. Lupin faltered for a minute before walking out of the room after Harry. Draco smirked (A/N1: Wow, what a surprise, Draco smirked!!!) (A/N1: Sarcasm)

Lupin caught up with Harry on the stairs. "Harry, I'm going to be gone for a week or so, there are a few things I need to do…" Remus said. "You're leaving me alone with them?!?!?" Harry asked, taken aback. "Well, no, Ron and Hermione are coming and I think Ginny is too." Harry breathed an audible sigh of relief. "Well, I'm leaving now, so I'll see you in a week." Lupin said with a quick smile before disapparating. Harry made his way up to his room in a daze…Draco was in his house…

Hermione and Ron were at The Burrow getting ready to floo to Grimmauld Place. "Okay, do you have everything?" Hermione asked him. Ron rolled his eyes and stepped into the fireplace. "Are you coming?" He asked slowly. Hermione stepped into the fireplace. They threw down the floo powder at the same time yelling `Grimmauld Place' at the same time. Hermione felt like she was going to be sick from all the spinning. The landed together with a thud in the fireplace. Ron opened his eyes slowly and Hermione was still rubbing at hers. She heard Ron gasp. "Hermione…am I dreaming…or…I mean having a nightmare?" Ron asked, catching himself. "Or are we just at the wrong house?" He asked slowly.

Hermione looked up. There in front of them stood Malfoy. Hermione groaned. "What are you doing here?" She asked her hands on her hips. "I believe that's none of your business, Granger. For this is not your house. If you'd get over your sickening shyness and marry Potter already then you could ask me what I was doing here." Hermione was at a loss for words as she watched Draco walk out of the room. She turned to Ron who shrugged stupidly. "Since when do we listen to him?" He asked walking into the kitchen.

Harry was sitting on his bed, slightly rocking back and forth when he heard his door open. "Harry?" A voice asked. Harry turned around on his bed and saw Hermione standing in the doorway. A smile consumed his face. "Hello." He said getting off of his bed. "You do know Malfoy is down…" She was cut off. "Don't remind me." He said exasperatedly, rubbing his forehead. "So, what's going on?" She asked sitting down on the bed. Harry was in a sort of trance. Harry watched her and tried to listen but all he could think was `Hermione's on my bed. Hermione's on my bed. Hermione's on my bed.' "Harry, are you okay?" Harry looked up at her. "Oh, yeah…I'm…I'm fine…" Hermione rolled her eyes. "Well, you'd better come downstairs because Ron is here and I think Ginny is coming too." Hermione said walking out of the room. Harry glanced back to see if he'd forgotten anything. `Hermione was on my bed…' He thought as he walked out the door.

Ron was sitting downstairs in the kitchen…and…you guessed it…he was eating. He was also completely oblivious to everything that was happening around him. Hermione walked in the room with Harry behind her and walked straight over to Lupin. "So, what's he doing here?" Lupin furrowed his brow. "Well, they have to get away from Lucious…and, well, who'd look for him here?" Lupin asked her pointedly. Hermione sighed. "Well, this summer is going to be just GREAT!" Hermione said sarcastically.

"Yeah, bloody fantastic." Harry said rolling his eyes.

Sneak Peak:

"…and this is Draco in the bath…and this is Draco after he wet the bed…and this is Draco learning his ABCs…and this is Draco….." Narcissa said pulling out pictures and showing them to Hermione one at a time. "Umm…excuse me, Mrs. Malfoy, but these all look like they were taken yesterday." Hermione said uneasily. "Well, that's because they were, dear."

A/N1: Okay, I know there was a lot of A/Ns but I wasn't originally planning to even let people read this. Me and my best friend (Andrea) have been working on this for quite a while now so we just put A/Ns in whenever so ignore them if you're bugged by them please .

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