The Worst Summer of my Life
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything
away...
Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!
Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!
Now, to the story!
Previously:
"I'll go." Lily said exasperatedly. She spun the bottle and it landed on James. She sighed and stood up. She walked over to him and bent down kissing him on the cheek before James pulled her down on top of him. He kissed her full on the mouth and she kissed him back thinking something along the lines of `the hell with it'. Harry ran out of the room screaming, "MY EYES, MY EYES!!!" Hermione sighed. "OKAY!!! On with the game PLEASE!!!" James and Lily sat up and glaring at her, James spun the bottle. It landed on Hermione. "Uhhh…" She stammered.
Chapter Eight: The Continuation of the Last Chapter Where Rons Secret is Threatening to Come Out of the Closet
Ginny, Draco, Lily, James, Sirius and Ron were all chatting absently when Harry and Hermione walked through the door. "So, you guys decided to play?" Lily asked, not making eye contact with either of them. "Yeah." Hermione said taking a seat in between James and Ginny answering for the both of them. Harry rolled his eyes and sat down between James and Hermione. "Good going there, Harry." James whispered to Harry with a nudge in the side and a wink. James thought no one had noticed but unfortunately Lily had been listening and James received a smack in the back of the head. Harry smiled to himself. Too bad he didn't really have his parents. Maybe he could live without Lily but she was only sixteen. James however, was awesome. Harry sighed before he started listening to Sirius explain the rules.
"Okay, that's it." Sirius said taking in a deep breath. "OH, wait!" Sirius said urgently pulling something out of hi cloak. "This, here, is Veriterserum. It's a truth potion." He said taking a sip and passing it around the circle. Before Hermione drank anything she looked at it with caution. "Oi! Just drink it already!" Ron said annoyed. Hermione quirked a brow but took a sip and passed it the rest of the way around the circle. When everyone had nodded that they understood and had taken a drink of the Veriterserum they started.
Sirius went first since he did come up with the idea, after all. "Okay…hmmm, Harry." He said. Harry perked up a little, afraid of what Sirius might make him do if he chose dare. "Um, okay…truth." Harry said uneasily. Sirius had a sly grin on his face that, quite frankly, was scaring Harry. "Okay, have you been kissing Hermione?" He asked leaning foreword slightly. Lily rolled her eyes at the sheer stupidity of it all. Harry turned a very familiar shade of red. Not really familiar to him. More like what Ron looks like when he's embarrassed. Harry contemplated whether or not to risk lying. How well could it work? I mean, really, this was Sirius. No…it was serious. ((A/N1: Sorry, I could resist))
Harry decided not to risk it. "Yes." He said in a low whisper. "Harry, you have to speak up, boy!" Sirius said with a mischievous grin. "YES, OKAY!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?" Harry yelled going bright red. All this time Hermione was cowering down trying to make herself look as small as possible and blushing so much that the shade of her face would make any Weasley proud. "It's your turn, Harry, you get to pick someone." James said grinning. His son was a ladies man…or so he thought. Ron laughed before slapping his hand over his mouth. Harry's eyes narrowed before he grinned evilly. "Okay, then, how about…Ron. Truth or Dare?" Harry asked with a grin.
"No! There are things in this world that you are not meant to know!" Ron muttered under his breath and looked down. Ron quickly recovered. "Okay, Harry, I pick dare. I'm not afraid of you." Ron said puffing out his chest. "You should be." Harry said under his breath. Ron looked at him confusedly. "What was that?" He asked. "Oh, nothing… Okay, what to do, oh, what to do… I'VE GOT IT!!! I dare you to kiss…" Ron's eyes widened. No…it couldn't be… Of course it was… None other than… *dun dun dun* "DRACO MALFOY!" Harry finished narrowing his eyes at Ron. Ron sighed happily. "YES! I've got to be the luckiest man in the whole entire world!!!" Ron said under his breath.
"What?" Harry asked with a laugh. "I said no way." Ron said in a slight monotone. "You have to. It's part of the rules!" Harry said offended. "When did you make up the rules?!?!?" Ron asked confusedly. "I didn't… Hermione did." Harry said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "NO! I did not!" Hermione said looking away from Harry. Harry gasped audibly. "You lied to me? I'm so hurt right now!" Harry said crossing his arms. "Okay…moving on…" Hermione said not able to look at Harry. "Has everyone forgotten that I have to kiss the WEASEL?!?!?" Draco asked jumping to his feet.
Ginny got up and stood by him. "It's okay, Blondie Bear… (Harry coughed loudly in the background)… Just be sure you brush your teeth before you even try to kiss me again." Ginny said patting his back. "Better a weasel than a ferret…" Ron said turning up his nose. "Well, technically, they are really the same thi…" Hermione was cut off. "Oh! We don't care!!!" Ron said throwing his hands up in the air. "Well, fine then!!!" Hermione said forcefully, but she sounded a little hurt. "Can we please get back on topic here, Ron, you still need to do Harry's dare." Her voice raising a bit when she said Harry. "Alright." He answered back a little too quickly. "Fine…but you better not try anything funny!!!" Draco said his eyes narrowing.
"Do I look like someone that would do that?" Ron asked defensively. Draco rolled his eyes. "I'm not even going to answer that…it's just too easy." Draco said with a smirk. Okay…let's just say that it turns out Ron was happy and Draco was feeling quite ill. Draco's eye twitched. "EWW!!! That was YUCKY!!!" Draco said wiping his mouth. He grabbed a pack of Altoids that lay conveniently on the floor beside him and dumped the whole thing in his mouth. "Yucky?" Ginny asked bemused. Ron turned to the corner to face the huge smile on his face. "Earth to Ron…come in…Ron? HELLO?!?!?" Harry yelled, waving his arms around. "Alrighty, who's next?" Ron asked an evil smile on his face.
"Ooh…me…me…over here! I know you can see me…so don't pretend you can't, Ron!" Sirius shouted with his hands waving in the air. "Fine! I pick Sirius." Ron said with a sigh. "YAY!!! What do I win?" Sirius asked…ahem…seriously. ((A/N1: *insert rim shot here*) "Nothing." Ron said rolling his eyes. "That bites…I wanted something…not I don't want to go!!!" Sirius whined. "Okay then…truth or dare?" Ron asked. "Well, which one is better?" He asked looking around. There was a silence. "Okay! Nobody answer me then!" Sirius said crossing his arms.
"Hmm…………ALRIGHT! I HAVE DECIDED…drum roll please?" Sirius declared. James drummed loudly on the floor. "I pick dare." Sirius said simply. "Okay…that was a little drawn out. Oh, well, your dare is that you have to ((A/N2: dun dun dun)) make Draco's mom's hair green. Now, I don't care how you do it…but it has to be done within the next hour." Ron said with an evil smirk not unlike Draco's. "YAY! In all of your faces!!! I got a good one!!! So you can all just EAT IT!" Sirius said jumping around the room in a very childish way. "I'll take that as a yes…" Ron said smirking again.
"Okay, Padfoot, it's your turn to pick someone." James said with a smirk. "YAY!!!" Sirius said getting up and dancing a little jig. "Okay, I pick…Lily." Sirius said evilly. "Fine, I pick truth because I'm just a little afraid of you, Sirius." Lily said with a hint of nervousness in her voice. Sirius had the biggest grin on his face before answering. "Wrong answer, Lily, the correct answer was dare." Sirius said clapping his hands like a two year old. James sighed. "Sirius, they get to pick whatever they want." He said sounding an awful lot like Hermione.
"Aw, man, and I had the best dare too!!!" Sirius pouted. "FINE! I'll just tell James so he can make someone else do it!" Sirius said crossing his arms. Sirius leaned over and whispered something in James's ear. James had a mischievous grin on his face and Harry overheard the words `Dumbledore' and `earmuffs'. "Oi, mate! That's got to be the best dare I've ever heard!!!" James said becoming quite giddy. "Yeah, I know, I'm a genius!" Sirius said with a proud smile. Outside you could hear the crickets chirping until everyone burst out laughing.
"What is so funny?" Sirius asked confusedly causing everyone to shake their heads because that was all they could do while rolling on the floor. Sirius hit James on the back of the head with his rubbery chew toy. "OW! What was that for?" James asked rubbing the back of his head tenderly. "Something was funny and you didn't tell me!!!" Sirius said with a pout. Harry looked up at the ceiling. "I wish Hermione was a cheerleader…" Harry said absently. ((A/N2: ADD, anyone?))
"What?!?" Hermione shrieked causing Sirius and James to cover up their ears. "Did I say that out loud?" Harry asked still staring up at the ceiling. "Do that for your dare!!! Ask her if she ever wanted to be cheerleader!" Sirius said hopping up and down. "How do you come up with these things?" James asked in amusement. Ginny, Hermione and Lily looked at each other. "Boys." They said in unison rolling their eyes.
The game went on and on until everyone was very bored with it. Sirius had turned Narcissa's hair green but then she tackled him and threatened to take away his chew toy if he didn't change it back. Hermione admitted that she had wanted to be a cheerleader before but didn't now. Lily, Hermione and Ginny had also gotten a dare to put on a concert where they'd have to sing. James hadn't gotten picked anymore because after that everyone was afraid of what Sirius had said.
Sneak Peak:
Hermione had decided to stay in another room on account of Ron's snoring. Harry quickly snuck into her room and at the sight of her sleeping started digging through the closet to find his PJs. Harry turned around quickly when he heard Hermione gasp. She was now sitting in bed facing him even though her eyes were still closed. He shrugged and continued to look for his PJs. He turned around again when Hermione spoke. "Come here, poochie woo!"
A/N1: Hey everyone. I'm glad to see that some of you found my day today so interesting. I find that quite funny as my life if usually really boring. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to review that. I really wasn't expecting any but I'm glad you did Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter and I promise to have the next chapter up on Thursday Thanks for reading!
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