The Worst Summer of my Life
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (MichelleRadcliffe) (oops, that was wrong before) Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything
away...
Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!
Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!
Now, to the story!
Previously:
The game went on and on until everyone was very bored with it. Sirius had turned Narcissa's hair green but then she tackled him and threatened to take away his chew toy if he didn't change it back. Hermione admitted that she had wanted to be a cheerleader before but didn't now. Lily, Hermione and Ginny had also gotten a dare to put on a concert where they'd have to sing. James hadn't gotten picked anymore because after that everyone was afraid of what Sirius had said.
Chapter Nine: The Chapter Where Hermione has Dreams About Someone Punting Harry Off of a Bridge
Hermione and Lily had gone to bed about twenty minutes ago and Ron was going to bed now. Lupin was absently writing in a journal as he walked about the house and Sirius and James had gone to take a joy ride in Hermione's car and had sworn Harry to secrecy and Draco was in the shower (A/N1: *takes deep breath*). Narcissa had decided to get a hotel room because she had a headache and no one was even being close to quiet. Ginny, however, was hiding in the bathroom…and yes, it was the same one that Draco was in. (A/N2: *wink wink*)
Hermione had decided she couldn't handle any more of Ron's snoring and asked if she could sleep in a different room. Harry wasn't at all happy about this but there was a bed in the room next door and all of his new clothes were hidden in that closet. Harry sighed as he trudged up to Hermione's temporary room and stopped when he got to the door. He heard a murmuring sound coming from the inside and slowly opened the door. He saw Hermione sleeping in the bed but didn't hear anything anymore. He shrugged and walked to the closet. He opened the door and his eyes got wide as the six foot pile of clothes fell on top of him. Hoping he hadn't woken up Hermione he proceeded to grab his new PJs and stuff the rest of the clothes back into the closet.
Harry turned around quickly when he heard Hermione gasp. She was now sitting in bed and facing him. It was strange because her eyes were closed. He shrugged it off again and continued to shove clothes in the closet. He turned around again when Hermione spoke. "Come her, poochie woo!" Hermione said in a babyish voice with her hands held out in front of her and her body still facing Harry. Harry was extremely confused and walked a little closer to her. "Come here, give momma a smoochie!" She said in that same babyish voice. Harry shrugged again and rolled his eyes at Hermione's act.
He climbed up on the bed and leaned in to kiss her. Just then her eyes flew open. "Harry! What are you doing?" She asked taking a deep breath. "Erm - giving you a smooch?" He tried holding back a laugh. "Ugh, no… I just had a nightmare…someone punted Harry off a bridge." She said looking frantically around the room. "What? I got punted off of a bridge?" Harry asked confusedly. Hermione finally seemed to be recovering and shook her head. "No, I used to have a dog named Harry." Hermione said absently. "You wha…really?" Harry asked. "Oh, what? Yeah…I named him after..." Hermione stopped and blushed. "You named him after me?" Harry asked looking a little more proud.
"Erm…" Hermione faltered. "What? I thought you were kind of cu…" Hermione stopped again, only to have her hand fly over her mouth. Harry grinned from ear to ear. "You thought I was cute! You thought I was cute!" Harry chanted dancing around the room. "Arg! Stop it! You look like an idiot." Hermione said rolling her eyes and throwing a pillow at him. (A/N1: Hermione said `arg'. *giggles*) It hit Harry and he stopped and looked at her pointedly. "Yes, but a cute idiot." He said with a smile.
"Were." Hermione said pointedly. "Now leave!" She said pointing to the door. Harry pranced out of the room muttering `you thought I was cute, you thought I was cute!' He got into the hall and heard the click of the door locking behind him. "WERE!" Hermione screamed through the door. "Now I think you're hot." She said with a giggle and lay back down. Harry began banging at the door and screaming, "Hermione! What? Let me IN!" After a few minutes of this Harry finally went back to bed listening to the sounds of Ron's snores.
Sirius and James had pulled up into the driveway and had astonishingly managed to drive around without crashing into anything. Unfortunately they had driven through quite a lot of mud, not to mention the many bushing they trampled. There was also the cat that they almost hit. Sirius had taken it upon himself to chase after it. But don't worry, James had finally managed to restrain him and get him back in the car. They quietly climbed onto the roof and into the bedroom window. Unfortunately this happened to be the wrong window. They laughed when they opened the window long enough to hear Hermione was murmuring under her breath as she slept. "Oh, Harry!" She murmured as James shut the window. They sniggered but James looked considerably more proud.
Ginny waited for about fifteen more minutes before Draco finally came out of the shower. She had a very hard time not laughing as he desperately trued to discard the box that had once held his hair dye. As he was about to throw it in the dustbin Ginny snapped a picture and ran out of the bathroom and into her bedroom. She locked the door and hid the camera under the mattress and fell into a dream about…Draco. (A/N2: WOW! Really? I would have never guessed!)
Draco was scheming a way to get back at Ginny and was seriously asking one of the marauders for help. He was a little hungry from all this thinking and decided to get something to eat. He opened the cupboard and saw a can of something called `coffee'. He shrugged and pulled it down. Now…it took him awhile to figure out how to work the coffee maker, but alas, he did. He also managed to spill coffee beans all over the floor. He found they were very difficult to pick up.
Eventually all but one had dozed off. Draco was downstairs in the kitchen bouncing off of the walls. No, I mean that literally. No really…I do. He drank espresso. Enough said…
"That was the weirdest dream…" Hermione said furrowing her brow as she looked up at the clock that read 3:27. (A/N1: That's what time it is right now…) to go to the loo. She heard banging downstairs and shrugged it off. She was tired…and had to pee. (A/N2: *shrugs*) She made her way to the bathroom and well…you know what goes on in there…no need to go into detail. She noticed a hair dye box in the dustbin and giggled slightly while she walked back to the bedroom.
Sneak Peak:
Draco was jumping up and down and was holding what was obviously an empty coffee cup because he had just flipped off of the edge of the table when Harry and Hermione had entered.
A/N1: Sorry everyone for how late this is. I have no excuses for you this time. I've just been having a hectic yet lazy week if that makes any sense. Well, Andrea isn't here at the moment and I'm figuring that you all would rather have your chapter now. So hoorah! Thanks for all the review! Hope you enjoyed this!
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