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The Worst Summer of my Life

MichelleRadcliffe

The Worst Summer of my Life

Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything away...

Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!

Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!

Now, to the story!

Previously:

Hermione ran back out to the car with Draco behind her. She hopped in the front. "HEY!!! You said I could drive!" Draco said folding his arms. "I lied." Hermione said turning the engine on once again. Draco begrudgingly got in back and found himself squished into the side of the car.

Chapter Seven: The Chapter Where Everyone Plays a Little Game And Harry has A (nother) Mental Breakdown

Hermione walked in the door and was greeted by a tired looking Ginny. "Where were you?" she asked accusingly. "Well, I went shopping." Hermione said. Ginny rolled her eyes. "And I suppose all the guys just jumped at the chance to go too so you decided to leave me here?" Ginny asked sarcastically. "Actually, yeah" Hermione said with a shrug. Harry walked in the door lugging three large bags of clothes. He flung them in a closet and with a glare from Hermione muttered, "I'll get it later," And started up the stairs. "Hey, Harry, do you want some lunch?" He heard Ginny yell from the kitchen. Harry scoffed. It was his food to offer! "Err - no thanks…maybe later." He said politely walking to his room.

Hermione, Ginny, and Lily had finished eating and were in the sitting room…you'll never guess…sitting. "I'm so bored!" Ginny groaned. "Yeah, me too, where's Harry?" Lily asked Hermione. Hermione suddenly perked up at the mention of Harry. "How would I know? I don't always know where he is! What would make you think I know? Why not ask Ron?" Hermione said defensively. "I was just asking, I'm worried, doesn't he seem a little depressed?" shooting Ginny a look that clearly meant `denial'. "Yeah, he's always like that." Ginny said with an eye roll. "Well, I'm just…" Hermione cut Lily off. "He's upstairs in his room thinking about everything that's happened today and wondering what James and Sirius are up to." Hermione said as if this was the most obvious thing in the world. Ginny and Lily stared at her with their mouths hanging open. "What?" Hermione asked innocently.

James and Sirius burst through the door of the sitting room which immediately shut up all three girls. "You guys want to play a game?" James asked mysteriously. "Um, it all depends…" Hermione said suspiciously. "Well, it's a muggle game… and it involves a bottle… You have to agree now or be bored the rest of the night…" James said annoyingly. Hermione thought for a moment. This reminded her of something… Why couldn't she remember? "Sure." Ginny said standing up. "Yeah, okay." Lily agreed. Hermione rolled her eyes and silently hoped it wasn't too bad. "Ooo…" Before Hermione could finish Sirius cut her off. "Great! I'll see you all upstairs in the living room in a couple of minutes!"

Hermione, Ginny and Lily made their way up the steps to the living room. "Hermione, do you have any idea what this game is?" Ginny asked becoming slightly suspicious. "Yeah, it sounds vaguely familiar but I just can't seem to put a finger on in…" Hermione said thoughtfully. Lily opened the door and saw that Draco, Ron, James, Sirius and Lupin had already arrived. "So, what are we playing?" Lily asked uncertainly. "Well, you spin this bottle here and then whoever it lands on…" James was cut off. "I'll be right back." Sirius said. "Yeah, me too, be right back." Lupin agreed. They ran out of the room and returned dragging Harry behind them. "Oh…NO! NO!!! Last time…Dudley…girls…lipstick…" Harry visibly shuddered.

Harry unwillingly sat down in the circle formed by Draco, Himself, Ron (who had only agreed to come if Draco played…whether he admits it or not…it looked like they knew what game they were talking about ::winkwink: Sirius, James, Hermione, Ginny and Lily. Lupin had decided that he'd rather talk to Narcissa than play this game. "It's called spin-the-bottle…" James started. Hermione got a look of realization on her face. "There aren't enough girls." Hermione said getting up. "There can be one less." Sirius said with a pout. "So, there are TWO less." Hermione said pointedly. "Fine, then James won't play." Sirius said pushing him over. "Hey! That's not fair! Why don't you not play? You could go chase a cat!" James said stifling a laugh.

Sirius crossed his arms defensively. "That was once." Sirius said his arms still crossed. "Twice." James corrected. "Well, actually it was three times…remember? Once when Mrs. Figg…" James started with a snigger before Sirius cut him off. "OKAY! Now, who's going first?" Sirius said quickly changing the subject. Mp once noticed Harry trying to slip out the door unnoticed. Hermione glanced around. "HARRY!" she yelled. "I'm not playing unless he's playing!" Hermione said immediately clapping her hand over her mouth. Thankfully no one noticed and Harry sat back down with a groan.

"I'll go." Lily said exasperatedly. She spun the bottle and it landed on James. She sighed and stood up. She walked over to him and bent down kissing him on the cheek before James pulled her down on top of him. He kissed her full on the mouth and she kissed him back thinking something along the lines of `the hell with it'. Harry ran out of the room screaming, "MY EYES, MY EYES!!!" Hermione sighed. "OKAY!!! On with the game PLEASE!!!" James and Lily sat up and glaring at her, James spun the bottle. It landed on Hermione. "Uhhh…" She stammered.

She stood up and then squatted down beside him. She was about a foot away from him before she threw her hands in the air. "This is WAY too weird!!!" She exclaimed loudly backing out. Ginny giggled. "Why don't you just pretend he's Harry?" She asked with a smirk. (A/N1: I think she's been around Draco just a tad too much…) Hermione shot Ginny a glare that would make any boy run for his life but Ginny just giggled. "You know what, I'm not going to play…tell me when you decide to play something that doesn't involve me kissing my best friends dad…" Hermione said think that it sounded much more twisted now that she'd said it aloud.

Hermione made her way to Harrys' room where he was most likely sleeping. She wound around the corner and glanced into where Narcissa was and found that she was writing something so she just let her be. She wandered through the hall where she found Lupin sitting in the drawing room reading a book. She smiled and made her way to Harrys' room. She opened the door and saw that Harry was indeed sleeping.

She studied his face and absently pushed a lock of raven black hair off of it revealing that thin scar. Hermione traced it with her finger as a silent tear slid down her cheek (A/N1: MWHAHAHAHAHA. MUSHY!). She stepped back to see Harry smile and make a sad attempt to cover it up. She breathed out heavily. "HARRY!" She yelled annoyed. "Don't DO that!" Hermione said crossing her arms. "But, Hermione, it's just so fun…" Harry said innocently. His smile faded when he saw a wet streak on Hermione's face. "Were you crying?" Harry asked a frown fixed on his features.

Hermione turned away. "No…" She said stubbornly. Harry got up and slid his arms around her shoulder. "Hermione, you don't have to feel bad for me… I'll be fine." He said almost as if he was convincing himself as well as Hermione. "You can't promise that…" She said wiggling out of Harry's embrace. "Yes I can." Harry said grabbing her and spinning her around. Before Hermione could reply he kissed her on the lips gently. Hermione's hand ran through Harry's raven black hair. Just then the door opened revealing a proud looking James and a not-so-happy Lily.

Harry and Hermione dove for opposite ends of the room but were too late. Hermione, aware that they were caught, started fiddling with her hair. "What's going on here?" Lily asked them crossly. "Noth…nothing." Hermione stuttered. "Then explain to me why Harry is wearing lipstick." She said with her eyebrows raised. Harry faltered for a second before saying, "Well, I thought it would make me look pretty." causing Hermione to giggle. "Hey, my son's a ladies man." James said with pride. Lily smacked him in the arm and Hermione laughed but turned it into a cough just in time causing Harry to glare at her. "Harry, you are much too young to be doing these sorts of things!" Lily scolded stepping so that she was about three feet in front of him.

"Now, you and James were practically going at it before, so why don't you stop being such a hypocrite?" Hermione asked stepping between Harry and Lily with her hands on her hips. By this time James had already slipped out of the room. "That was different; we're going to get married." Lily said triumphantly. "Well, who's to say me and Harry aren't?" Hermione asked in an obvious tone. Lily opened her mouth as if she was going to retort but quickly closed it and stomped out of the room slamming the door behind her. Harry was sitting in the corner with a look on his face that clearly meant he was, not only confused, but also a little scared.

There was an awkward silence until Lily poked her head through the door. "By the way, the reason we were up here in the first place is that Sirius suggested another game. I've played it before and I liked it. It's called Truth or Dare." Lily said quickly before shutting the door. Hermione looked up at Harry. "Do you want to play?" She asked hopefully but hid it enough that Harry wouldn't be able to see it. "Well, why not?" He said with a shrug.

Sneak Peak:

"Ooh…me…me…over here! I know you can see me…so don't pretend you can't, Ron!" Sirius shouted with his hands waving in the air. "Fine! I pick Sirius." Ron said with a sigh. "YAY!!! What do I win?" Sirius asked…ahem…seriously. ((A/N1: *insert rim shot here*) "Nothing." Ron said rolling his eyes. "That bites…I wanted something…not I don't want to go!!!" Sirius whined. "Okay then…truth or dare?" Ron asked. "Well, which one is better?" He asked looking around. There was a silence. "Okay! Nobody answer me then!" Sirius said crossing his arms.

A/N1: Sorry everyone for how late this is. The flu has been going around and I've been feeling like crap the past week. I haven't gotten to talk to Andrea today so no authors note for her. I really hope you liked this chapter and the next one is promised to be up on by Tuesday. Either really late Monday night or about 10:00pm Central time (US) Tuesday night. Thought it's probably the latter. Sorry guys!

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