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The Worst Summer of my Life

MichelleRadcliffe

The Worst Summer of my Life

Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything away...

Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!

Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!

Now, to the story!

Previously:

Well…she found everyone. Apparently they were all very happy about something and were dancing around the room. Sirius and James were wrestling…again…and Ron, Draco and Harry were jumping around much in the form of ring-around-the-rosy. It was quite scary. She walked out of the room rolling her eyes and muttering `boys'. Thankfully they hadn't noticed her. She ran into Lily. "What are they doing?" she asked quietly. "You don't want to know…" Hermione said raising an eyebrow.

Chapter Five: The Chapter Where Everyone Goes Shopping and Harry Gets lots of New Clothes Picked out by Draco

"So, what do you want to do today?" Lily asked Hermione as she poured a bowl of cereal. Hermione turned to face her. "SHOPPING!" they yelled in unison. Hermione turned to see Draco out of breath. "Did…I hear…SHOPPING?!?!?" He asked panting. "Umm…yes." Lily said eyeing him. (A/N2: Not like that… Wait…yes like that…mwahahahahaha) Draco jumped up and down like a five-year-old screaming. "Can I go?!?!? Please, pretty please? I'll be good I promise…PLEASE?!?!?" Hermione was at a lot of words. "Um, sure…" Lily said.

Draco walked back into the room. "So, did you beat level 234?" He asked Harry who was sitting in the computer chair. "Don't…talk…almost…there…" Harry said concentrating on the game. Draco took everyones' attention on the game as an opportunity to tell them all what he was doing. "I'm going shopping." He said quietly and he turned the knob on the door. "What?!?!?" Everyone whipped around. There was an awkward silence.

"Game Over." Said a robotic voice coming from the computer speakers. Lily poked her head in the room. "Draco, are you coming?" She asked flirtily. James and Harry stood up so fast that they knocked their chairs over. "I'm going!" they said in unison. Ron and Sirius stood up giving each other a shrug. "I'll go too." They said. "All right…so everyone's going…except for Remus, Ginny and Narcissa because they're sleeping…" she said walking out of the room.

Lily walked into the kitchen. "Did it work?" Hermione asked giggling. "Yeah…like a charm!" She said as she burst out laughing. "My mom and dad were supposed to bring my car in last night…let's hope they remembered." Hermione said sighing. Hermione walked into the hall where all the boys were clamoring to get their shoes on. Hermione walked outside and, thank the heavens, there was her car. It was a red mustang convertible…and it did not look capable of holding seven sixteen-year-olds. Lily walked outside. "Wow, nice car, but do you think it will be able to hold seven people?" she asked. Hermione had an evil grin on her face…Uh...Oh…

"OW! That was my foot!" Draco yelled. "Why did I absolutely HAVE to come?!?!?" Ron asked himself. Hermione was driving and Lily was in the passenger side seat. The five boys were in the back all squished together. Ron liked this a lot even though he didn't say…mostly because he was sitting next to Draco…hmmm. "Are we there yet?" Harry and James asked in unison. "Could you stop doing that? I'm getting to a point where I can't tell you two apart." Hermione laughed. (A/N1: Uh Oh…this might be a little bit of a problem…)

Hermione pulled into a mall parking lot and immediately all the boys jumped out except for Ron. Lily and Hermione opened their doors and got out. "Ron? Aren't you coming?" Harry asked as he was stretching. "Well, I would…except…I can't…really…move." Ron sighed. Harry laughed. Everyone else was walking away as Harry turned. Malfoy was ten feet and closing on Lily. "Sorry, mate!" Harry said as her turned and ran. Ron made a movement that looked like he was going to throw his hands in the air but he didn't. "Bloody hell." He muttered to himself.

The group walked into the store and looked around. "So…uh…" Sirius started. "Well, I'm glad Harry came…" Hermione said. Harry smiled at this. "…because he really needs new clothes." She said seriously (A/N2: he he he…) Harry had to agree, Dudleys' clothes just weren't cutting it anymore…but still… "Hey!" a salesclerk yelled as she ran up to Hermione. Hermione smiled and gave her a hug. "How have you been?" Hermione asked. "Well, this job rocks…and I get free clothes. Ain't it great?" she asked. Hermione visibly flinched at the word `ain't'. She was very…American… Harry thought. Hermione nodded. "Yeah, I've been with my friends…it's a great break from my parents." The girl nodded in agreement.

"Speaking of which…which one's Harry?" She asked. Hermione blushed furiously. Harry stiffened. "Wait, no…let's see here." She walked past Hermione and put her hand at her chin. She eyed all the boys up and down. "Okay…Hermione…this isn't fair…you didn't say he had a twin…" Hermione burst out laughing and the girl turned around. "What?" she asked confusedly. "He doesn't." Hermione said straightening a bit but still giggling. "Then…well…he…" Hermione stopped her. "I'll explain later." Hermione smiled at her. The girl turned around looking closely at Harry and James. (A/N1: Harry's scar is hidden right now by the way)

After having them spin around she smiled and pointed at Harry. "You're Harry." She said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "How?" Harry asked suspiciously. "Well, there are the eyes…and there's the scar…and then, of course…the…" She gave a sideways glance at Hermione whose eyes widened. "Ass" Megan said before getting tackled by Hermione. She quickly got up and ran for her life as Hermione pulled out her wand. (A/N2: That must look pretty odd…a girl chasing another girl with a stick…lol) Everyone besides Harry was on the floor howling with laughter.

Hermione caught up with Megan and tackled her to the ground. Before Hermione could avada kedavra Megan explained. "Hey, I'm sorry; you know me and how my foot likes to live in my mouth." Megan sighed when Hermione let her go. "You, know…I don't think he looked upset about it…" Megan said with a grin.

"Well, Megan, last night I was going to tell him, right, and I led him out of the room so I could talk to him in private. Anyway, we walked downstairs to get something to eat before we went to bed, so, before we went into the kitchen I was determined to tell him. "Harry?" I asked. He turned to look at me. I opened my mouth to tell him and then he leaned in to kiss me." Megan squealed. "Really?!?!? Oh, my gosh, was that your first?" she asked in an excited voice. "Yeah…" Hermione said in a dreamy voice. "And that thing about fireworks…it's true." Hermione smiled. "So that's it…no follow up anything? He didn't say anything? You didn't say anything?" she asked anxiously. "Well, no…" she said.

Back with the rest of the group Draco had really gotten into the whole `Harry needs new clothes' thing. He was going through racks and racks of clothes looking at Harry every once in a while. "No…no…too big...too small…clashes with the eyes…Oh! That's so not his color!" Draco gasped. He went through the clothes so fast that Harry couldn't even see them. Everyone else had gone looking around for other things. Hermione appeared beside Harry. "What are yo…" she stopped mid-word. "That would be such a fashion disaster!" Draco said gasping. Hermione nearly fell over. "Oh…my…God." She said. "Tell me about it…" Harry said rolling his eyes.

Sneak Peak:

James and Sirius saw Hermione glaring at them and gingerly walked back to the car. "Now, that did you take?" Hermione asked James in a motherly tone. "His chew toy…" James said solemnly. "YEAH! Give it back!" Sirius whined. Hermione had a confused look on her face as James handed Sirius a rubber steak.

A/N1: This is one of my favorites! The next chapter is my absolute favorite so look forward to that . Thanks to most of you for your great reviews! I hope you all had a nice Halloween with a bonus sugar high ;)

A/N2: This is one of my favourites too! OMG, Michelle, I didn't know you changed that part where Megan tries to `Guess Who'…wow… It was funny though

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