The Worst Summer of my Life
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything
away...
Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!
Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!
Now, to the story!
Previously:
Hermione walked in the room with Harry behind her and walked straight over to Lupin. "So, what's he doing here?" Lupin furrowed his brow. "Well, they have to get away from Lucious…and, well, who'd look for him here?" Lupin asked her pointedly. Hermione sighed. "Well, this summer is going to be just GREAT!" Hermione said sarcastically.
"Yeah, bloody fantastic." Harry said rolling his eyes.
Chapter Two: The Chapter Where Narcissa Shows Everyone a Picture Of Draco Without his Clothes On
"Well, this summer is going to be just GREAT!" Hermione said sarcastically.
"Yeah, bloody fantastic." Harry said rolling his eyes. Hermione walked out of the room leaving Harry and Ron to figure things out on their own. Hermione was walking around the corner when she ran into Narcissa. "Oh, hello." Hermione said in a bored tone. "Oh, you're that Granger girl, aren't you?" Hermione looked annoyed by this. "It's Hermione." Hermione said. Narcissa smiled. "Err - okay…" There was an awkward silence and Hermione shifted her weight. "Do you want to see some pictures?" Narcissa asked an evil grin on her face. (A/N1: It must run in the family.) Hermione, with nothing better to do, agreed and followed Narcissa up the stairs.
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"…and this is Draco in the bath…and this is Draco after he wet the bed…and this is Draco learning his ABCs…and this is Draco….." Narcissa said pulling out pictures and showing them to Hermione one at a time. "Umm…excuse me, Mrs. Malfoy, but these all look like they were taken yesterday." Hermione said uneasily. "Well, that's because they were, dear." Narcissa said smiling evilly to herself as Hermione fell off the couch clutching Hermione stomach and howling with laughter. Just then, Ginny walked in the room. "What's so funny, Hermione?"
Ginny walked over to the couch and glanced over Narcissas' shoulder. "OH!!!..." Ginny burst out laughing and then recovered standing up. "….um….Mrs. Malfoy…can I have that one of him in the bath?" Ginny asked uneasily. "GINNY!" Hermione screeched. The door cracked open once again. "Mione, why are you yel…" Harry walked over to her looking over a very happy Ginnys' shoulder. "OH, MY GOD. IS THAT MALFOY NAKED?!?!?!? WHAT IS A PICTURE LIKE THE DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!?" Harry screamed holding his head in his hands. Ron stared at the picture, cocking his head to the side. "Hmmmm" Ron muttered falling to the floor. (A/N: Little do they know that Ron passed out because he was happy) (A/N: DUN DUN DUN!)
"Well, I kind of think he looks hot…" Ginny said still staring at her new picture. Everyone whipped their head around in her direction and then tenderly rubbed the back of their necks. "GINNY! THAT IN THE BLEEDING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?" Harry and Hermione screamed at her. Narcissa just sat and watched all this happen, laughing her head off. Ron sat up rubbing the back of his head. "Uhh…What happened…what that a picture of?" He asked stupidly pointing to the picture Ginny was still clutching.
"OH, MY GOD, MALFOY'S NAKED!!!" Ron yelled and then fell to the floor again. Draco strutted into the room. "What are you all laughing at?" He asked slowly. Hermione gave him one look and burst out laughing again. Draco looked at the stack of pictures and then at his mom and then to the pile of pictures again with a look of absolute horror on his face. Everybody but Ron and Draco burst into a laughing fit. Draco walked over to his mother gingerly. He leaned over her shoulder with his eyes closed and then, biting his lip, opened them slowly. "MOTHER!!!" Draco yelled, seeing the collection of pictures on his moms' lap, his voice getting high and squeaky.
"WHAT ARE YOU SHOWING THEM?!?!? OH, MY GOD, I'M NAKED IN THAT ONE!!! OH, MY GOD, THAT'S THE ONE WHERE I HAD AN ACCI…" He stopped himself, then continued. "MOTHER, HOW COULD YOU SHOW THEM THAT?!?!?" Draco said getting a strange look on his face. "Excuse me, but I need to die now!!!" Draco said in a high pitched voice and he looked like he was going to cry. Draco ran out of them room like a girl. "LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT!" Harry yelled running after him. Ron, who had woken up just in time to see Dracos' little breakdown yelled, "DON'T YOU THINK HE'S HAD ENOUGH?!?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? HE'S JUST A BOY!!!" Ron screamed running out of the room leaving an awkward silence and came back a few moments later with an angry look on hi face. "I couldn't find him. I bet you made him feel really bad…" Ron said crossing him arms. Everyone in the room gawked at him.
Harry had apparently walked back into the room and said calmly, "Okay, that right there…that was messed up!" He said laughing. (A/N2: And now it's going to get even more messed up! MWHAHAHAHAHA)
Sneak Peak:
You're just going to have to wait on this one
A/N1: Well, there's another extremely short chapter. I think the next one is a little longer. There are in scenes basically because the plot to this story isn't really revealed until much later. Keep in mind that I will probably post 1 every day unless I get no reviews. I'm just really anxious to see what people think about this. It'll get funnier so don't worry if you haven't laughed yet!
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