The Worst Summer of my Life
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything
away...
Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!
Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!
Now, to the story!
Previously:
Harry had apparently walked back into the room and said calmly, "Okay, that right there…that was messed up!" He said laughing. (A/N2: And now it's going to get even more messed up! MWHAHAHAHAHA)
Chapter Three: The Chapter Where People From 1976 Come To Grimmauld Place and Harry has a Mental Breakdown
Just then a portal opened up in the room and four people fell out. "I knew your dryer had something wrong with it!!!" said a person who looked very familiar… Another boy got up off the floor and everyone stood in awe. "Well, how was I supposed to know? I didn't even know what it was for!!!" the boy yelled at the other. A girl with red hair sat up. "Good Lord, you two really need to take muggle studies!" Another boy stood up revealing his face.
"Yes, I agree." Said a young Lupin. "Oh, you would!" said a boy with raven black hair that looked strikingly like Harry. "Ummm…..guys? There are, like, people looking at us." Harry shook his head. "Sirius?" He asked uncertainly. "Yeah, boy-who-looks-like-James?" Sirius asked. "YOU'RE ALIVE!!!" Harry yelled wide-eyed. "Well, last time I checked I was." Sirius answered sarcastically…or, no, he wasn't being sarcastic…he really does check… Lily rolled her eyes. "Hey, that's my job!" Lupin interjected. "Don't yell at Lily!!!" James retaliated. "James Potter, I don't need you to stand up for me. I can take care of myself!!!" Lily said, crossing her arms.
"Sorry, Lily." James said looking down. "Sirius turned and whispered something that sounded a lot like `whipped' in Lupins' ear, who, in turn, snickered. "Will someone please tell me what's going on? Wait, no…I just need time…think…sleep…good." Harry said walking out of the room. Before Harry was completely out of earshot Sirius replied, "I would if I had any idea what I was talking about…wait…" Lupin snickered. Harry walked back into the room in a sort of daze. "Memory wipe good" He said drunkenly swaggering across the room.
Harry walked over to Lily. "Hey, what's your name?" He asked flirtily. Hermione looked as if she was about to die and Ron had four hands covering his mouth. (Two of which were Hermiones') "Lily Evans." She said slightly annoyed. Harry snapped out of his daze. "Whatchu talkin' `bout, Willis?" Harry asked alarmed. "Lily Evans." She corrected causing Hermione to giggle. Harry got a look of complete horror on his face. "Oh…..OH NOO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Harry cried crawling into a fetal position and rocking back and forth. "What's that kid doing?" James asked stupidly. Hermione walked over to him and whispered in his ear. "OH, MY GOD!!!!! You mean..." James asked. Hermione nodded. "I don't get it!" Said yelled a confused look on his face. Hermione whispered the same thing to Sirius. Crickets chirping in the background could be heard. "…I still don't get it!" Sirius whined.
"I didn't think you were that thick!" Remus said seriously. "How did you know? She didn't tell you." Sirius said in awe. "I always know…" Lupin said in a mysterious voice. "Did I do something to make that boy act that way?" Lily asked confused. "YEAH! YOU BECAME HIS MOTHER!!!" James yelled falling over. "Oh…what…you mean we time traveled? EWWWW!!!" She yelled. (A/N2: Hey, she's only 16…give her a break!) Ron had gone to look for Draco again after noticing that he had not yet returned in all this commotion. He walked back in the room. "I still couldn't find him, you should all be ashamed of…wait…who are all of you?" Ron asked pointing to the group of four sixteen-year-olds on the one side of the room. "Lily Evans." Lily said dully. "James Potter." James said in turn.
"Sirius…um…" Sirius scratched his head. Lupin sighed. "Black." Lupin said annoyed. Sirius spun around. "Black, what's black?!?!?" He asked panicking. "Your name…" Lupin said explaining. "HEY, I KNEW THAT!!!" Sirius said with a pout. "Remus Lupin." Lupin said. "Oh, well, those are all nice names…wait… Oh! You're Harrys' parents and you're his godfather and you're his old professor." Ron said stupidly only to feel a smack in the back of his head as he turned to face Hermione, yet, again, rolling her eyes. "Wow, this boy must be important if we all have something to do with him…either that…or we all have no lives." James said rubbing his chin.
Everyone was staring in awe, or maybe it was shock, at all these people. What the heck was going on? Maybe they were all just dreaming…or...maybe not... Harry was still in his fetal position, Ron was being worried about Draco, Hermione was trying her best not to feel jealous that Harry thought his mom was hot and not her and also trying not to laugh at everyone else, Ginny had walked out of the room and was looking for Draco, Narcissa muttered something about `better than cable' (A/N1: She just knows what cable is, okay? Give me a break…), Draco was in the basement crying and wondering if you really could die from embarrassment, Lily was…scared, James was snickering loudly, Remus was rolling his eyes, and Sirius… Well, Sirius was confused…
"So, that sky today…talk about blue." Sirius said breaking the silence. "So, who are all of you?" James asked pointing at them. "Well, I'm Hermione Granger." said Hermione proudly. This time it as Rons' turn to roll his eyes. "Ron…uh." Hermione muttered something that sounded like `surrounded by idiots' and cut in. "Weasley." She finished for him. "Oh, right." Ron said taking a sudden interest in his shoes. Harry was sitting on the floor finally out of his fetal position. "Harry Potter." He said dully not making eye contact with anyone. It felt weird having to tell people who he was after six years of people telling him who he was. James leaned over and whispered to Lily. "We name our son Harry?" He whispered. Lily shrugged. Harry was still trying to process everything and was sitting on the floor in a sort of catatonic state.
Hermione was also trying to process it, but was having an apparently easier time doing just that than Harry. She sat down beside him on the floor and rubbed his back comfortingly. Lily and James…well, actually just Lily, sighed. "Awww." She said looking at her son. (A/N2: He He He…that was cute! Poor Harry!) Draco and Ginny walked back in the room hand in hand but no one seemed to notice in all the commotion. "What did I miss?" He asked wiping a bit of lipstick off of the side of his mouth.
"A LOT!!!" Everyone screamed at him. "Bloody hell, I always miss the good stu…HEY! What are all of you doing here? Who are you?" He asked impatiently. Hermione coughed loudly but it sounded a lot like `hypocrite' and Draco shot her a glare. Everyone sighed. "Lily Evans." Lily said in a slightly robotic voice. "James Potter." James said his eyes still on Lily. "Sirius…Block….HA, Moony, I remembered so HA!" Again crickets chirping. "It's BLACK!" Lupin yelled annoyed. "BLACK?!?!? WHAT'S BLACK?!?!?" Sirius said spinning around and panicking. "YOUR NAME!" Everyone in the room shouted. Crickets chirping once again.
"Remus Lupin." Remus said in turn. "Oh, well, I know Lupin and Black but I don't know you two." Draco said pointing to Lily and James. Hermione sighed (A/N2: Everyone seems to be doing a lot of that.) "Malfoy, what are Harrys' parents' names?" Hermione asked dully hoping he'd get the point. "Do you really think I would know what Harrys' parents' names are?" Draco asked pointedly. "James Potter and Lily Potter. I know because I'm obsessed with Harry." Draco murmured this last part under his breath. Draco bit his lip and Ginny leaned her head on his shoulder. "What was that last part?" Hermione asked after recovering from choking on the water she was drinking. "Nothing…err…I didn't say anything. Why would you think I said something?!?!?" Draco cried defensively. Hermione rolled her eyes. "Okay then." She said.
"Well, whatever Malfoy…" She continued. James sputtered. "Did you just say his name was Malfoy?!?!?" He asked quickly. "Where's a Malfoy…There's a Malfoy in this house…We have to get them and throw them out!!! Unless it's their house… Hey, whose house is this anyway?" Sirius asked rubbing his head uncertainly. "Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a Malfoy!!!" Narcissa and Draco yelled. "Being a Malfoy is the best thing you can be and I'm very spe…" (A/N2: Man! He just goes on and on!!!) "Who are you two?" Lupin asked. Sirius and James looked at each other in shock. "He actually doesn't know?!?" They asked together their eyes wide.
"Draco MALFOY." Draco said putting an emphasis on Malfoy. "Narcissa Malfoy…Dracos' mum." She said with a smile. "Narcissa?!?" Lily screeched. "Oh, my God…is that really you?" Lily sat down on the couch and James sat down beside her. "HEY! We're not married YET!" she said pushing him off of the couch. Narcissa rolled her eyes. "You never told me whose house this is!!!" Sirius pouted. Harry, who had broken out of his fourth trance that day said. "Well, this is your house, Sirius." He said realizing Hermione was sitting on the floor next to him. "Oh, I knew it looked familiar." Sirius said looking around. "YOU BROUGHT MALFOYS INTO MY HOUSE?!?!?" He cried suddenly.
"Well, actually, you died, and it's Harrys' house now." Ron said bluntly. Hermione elbowed him in the side…hard. "Ron!" She whispered loudly. Harry stood up. "So, you're Lily and James Potter?" Harry asked stupidly. "Evans!" Lily said folding her arms. Harrys' eyes widened as if he'd just realized something. "YOU'RE ALIVE!!!" He yelled loudly. "What is it with you people? Of course we're alive!" Lily scolded throwing her hands in the air. Ron shuddered and Harry looked like he could have cried. Hermione stood up and shot a glare at Lily. She walked over to Harry and put an arm around his shoulder. She guided Harry out of the room leaving a very perplexed Ron and another awkward silence.
Sneak Peak:
Well…she found everyone. Apparently they were all very happy about something and were dancing around the room. Sirius and James were wrestling…again…and Ron, Draco and Harry were jumping around much in the form of ring-around-the-rosy. It was quite scary.
A/N1: My co-author will be adding her thoughts at the end as well on the next chapter just to let you guys know. The next chapter is one of my favorites so be prepared! (The one after that is my ALL-TIME favorite!!!) Also, if anyone has any ideas for a title let me know, okay? You'd get the title if I'd tell you the last sentence in the story (which I won't) :)
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