The Worst Summer of my Life
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (PottersGirl13) (A/N1:)
Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything
away...
Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!
Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!
Now, to the story!
Previously:
Just then a portal opened up in the room and four people fell out. "I knew your dryer had something wrong with it!!!" said a person who looked very familiar... Another boy got up off the floor and everyone stood in awe. "Well, how was I supposed to know? I didn't even know what it was for!!!" the boy yelled at the other. A girl with red hair sat up. "Good Lord, you two really need to take muggle studies!" Another boy stood up revealing his face.
Chapter Four: The Chapter Where Draco is on a Mission to Find a Computer and Harry and Hermione Make Out - Finally
"Well, I'm going to bed." Ron stated getting up. He walked out of the room and looked over the banister to find Harry and Hermione. Hermione was up against the wall and Harry was pressing his lips against hers. She didn't seem to be resisting either. Ron raised an eyebrow and smiled. No, he wasn't jealous…of Harry (A/N: DUN DUN DUN! Lol, I'm just kidding!) He heard someone say `ow' and walked quietly back to the banister. Glancing over it he saw Harry and Hermione rubbing their foreheads. Ron chuckled (A/N2: lol, I like that word!) to himself and made his way to his bedroom and laid down on his sleeping bag. Making himself comfortable he fell asleep.
Back with the marauders James, Sirius and Lupin had gotten deep into conversation about Malfoys' hair color. "It can't be…natural." Sirius laughed. "Well…" Narcissa started. Draco jumped up. "NOOOOOOOO!" He cried lunging for Narcissa. (A/N1: Imagine it being in slow motion) Draco had his hand covering her mouth. Draco suddenly reeled back shaking his hand and yelling ewww. "What was that?!?!?" Draco shrieked. "Well, that was me licking your hand." Narcissa said plainly. He looked at her like she was crazy. "What? You wouldn't let go." She said with a shrug. "You really haven't changed much from sixth year." Lily said laughing.
Harry and Hermione walked back upstairs blushing furiously. They made their way to Harrys' room. They hadn't spoken a word as the settled into bed. Hermione lay down on her sleeping bag NEXT TO Harrys' bed. (A/N1: I just wanted to clear up that she wasn't sleeping with Harry). They fell asleep not aware of the festivities going on next door. Narcissa had gone to her room and was already fast asleep. With many threats from Lily, Sirius and James had finally stopped wrestling.
Lily had claimed the couch and Sirius, James, and Lupin had found another room to sleep in. Draco and Ginny were the only ones still up but Ginny was tired. "I'm tired." Ginny said yawning. "I'm going to bed." She said sweetly kissing him on the cheek. Draco smiled and watched her walk out the door. He waited a few before creeping out of the room in search of a computer. Harry had to have on somewhere. He fought back the urge to pound on his door and ask. He walked down the stairs and to a back room. "YES!" He cried pumping his fist into the air.
An hour later Ron heard shouting. Against popular belief he wasn't a heavy sleeper. He got up groggily and headed downstairs. He saw light coming from the back room and walked, wand in hand, slowly to it. He put his back against the door and listened intently. He waited until the person…or thing…was at its' loudest. He jumped past the door and keeled over…..laughing. Draco was in the middle of his victory dance when Ron had walked in. He stopped in the middle of another loud `whoop' and his face quickly turned from matching his hair to matching Rons'. It was quite a funny sight.
Ron was still on the ground laughing and Draco was slowly turning back to his original color. With Ron still on the floor Draco walked back to the computer. He was muttering swear words at the bright screen every few seconds and Ron sat up, perplexed. "What are you doing?" Ron asked curiosity getting the better of him. "And what the hell is that?" He asked pointing to the strange glowing box in front of him. "Well, I'm playing a game…and this is a computer." He said his eyes not blinking or looking away from the screen. "Oh…" said Ron pulling up a chair.
James woke up rubbing his eyes. "What the…" he whispered. He turned to Sirius. "Wake up!" He said shaking him. "Five more minutes…" Sirius murmured. James smacked him in the head and walked out of the room. Sirius muttered something that sounded like `why me?' and headed out of the room after James. He caught up to him. "What?" He asked groggily. "I heard something." James said. They walked downstairs and to the back room. They walked in and caught Draco and Ron in the middle of a victory dance. It was déjà vu as they pulled up a chair.
The very same thing happened once more that night. Only this time Harry woke up, walked downstairs, and caught everyone in the middle of a victory dance. He laughed as he pulled up a chair too.
Hermiones' alarm clock went off at 6:00 am sharp. She rolled her eyes and hit the `off' button. Rubbing her eyes she got up and looked around. "Harry? Ron?" she asked. No one was there. She grabbed her robe and walked out the door. She glanced around and didn't see anyone. The only people she found were Remus, Lily and Ginny…and they were all still sleeping. She walked downstairs to get some water. As she was opening the kitchen she noticed a light coming from the back room. As she approached the door she heard a crash and hurriedly flung the door open.
Well…she found everyone. Apparently they were all very happy about something and were dancing around the room. Sirius and James were wrestling…again…and Ron, Draco and Harry were jumping around much in the form of ring-around-the-rosy. It was quite scary. She walked out of the room rolling her eyes and muttering `boys'. Thankfully they hadn't noticed her. She ran into Lily. "What are they doing?" she asked quietly. "You don't want to know…" Hermione said raising an eyebrow.
Sneak Peak:
"So, what do you want to do today?" Lily asked Hermione as she poured a bowl of cereal. Hermione turned to face her. "SHOPPING!" they yelled in unison. Hermione turned to see Draco out of breath. "Did…I hear…SHOPPING?!?!?"
A/N1: Maybe you've noticed this story is NOT supposed to be in character very well. It's supposed to be out there…that makes it FUNNY. I'm just explaining that this story is not supposed to make sense so you can stop telling me that it doesn't.
A/N2: Well, I hope you guys liked the chapter. The next two chapters (part one: part two) are one of my favorites too!!! Some people have been sending flames! You know you're not going to piss us off by sending them. As said before we were fully expecting them. Thanks to everyone who could see the funny side of things.
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