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Summary: The students of Hogwarts to go see a psychiatrist! *Laughter* This will be fun!
A/N: Wabasha, here are some thanks! To everyone who reviewed the first Chapter! I'm very surprised that I got 25 reviews! I don't know if that's ever happened…all in one day that is!
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I'm not crazy!
(October 26)
Dr. Shitzu walked into her office, she had sessions on Tuesday's, Thursday's and Saturday's.
She heard a knock on the door and opened it, "Um…I'm here for a session."
"Come right in and have a seat! What is your name?"
"Virginia Weasley."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Dr. Shitzu," Ginny had to choke back a giggle. She sat down in the, back to burgundy, lounge chair. "What would you like to talk about?"
"I'll just start with the basics." Ginny straightened her dress and folded her hands in her lap, "I'm tired of it...I'm sick and tired of being the baby of the group! But I can't say that because I'm not even in the damn group! Harry Bloody Potter didn't notice me for four bloody long years! What a bloody prick!"
Dr. Lipshitz wrote down, 'Likes the word Bloody.'
"Hermione-know-it-all-Granger thinks I have problems! Can you believe it? Me, Ginny Weasley, the shy, nice and quiet girl!? I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS!" Ginny was moving her hands around frantically, "Another thing, my brother! Ronald Weasley! He thinks he's the boss of me! He once told me that I couldn't go on a date because it was after 5:00! That's before dinner even starts! When I convinced him to let me go he began to talk to me as if I were a fucking soldier! 'Report back here in 400 hours! Is that clear!?!' I mean what the hell is that!?"
Ginny stood up and began to walk around the room, "And then Malfoy! He's the rudest man on the planet! Yesterday he shoved me down the last four steps out of the castle! You see this cut right here!" Ginny pointed to her lip, "That's from him! He broke my bag which cost a lot of money, and I suck at sewing so I couldn't fix it! HE NEVER EVEN APOLOGIZED! Today he had the never to come up to me and say 'Hi!' What the fuck!"
'Problems with friends, family and…enemies?'
"Tell me, Ms. Weasley, do you feel anything for this Malfoy character?"
"Excuse me? Have you seen him? Not only is he the hottest guy in Hogwarts but he's got the bad boy attitude to go with it! He has the best hair! It's silver/blond! His eyes are that of a cloudy grey…like the sky just before it rains! And his nose! It's so bloody pointy you could poke an eye out with it! His complexion is…well terrible! If you were in a pitch black room with him I wouldn't be surprised if he bloody glowed in the dark! He's like fucking Casper the Friendly Ghost and shit! Crabbe and Goyle would be his uncle's Stinky and I don't remember the others name!"
Ginny sat back down and faced Dr. Shitzu, with her huge square glasses, "I don't know what's happening in my life anymore! The other day I was asked out by this Irish Bloke who once made fun of me when everyone found out I was scared of the bloody dark!"
"You're scared of the dark?"
"Yes! I am!"
'Might have had a bad childhood experience with lights…'
"Why the hell would I date someone named Seamus!? Do you know how much people would make fun of us! Our names Virginia and Seamus can easily be transformed into Virgin and Semen! I will NOT let that happen! I would rather go out with Malfoy than Seamus!" Ginny sighed and caught her breath, "Another thing, Snape thinks he can take away all the points he wants from Gryffindor! Grr to him! Because I can't wait until he gets fired! I have no clue why Dumbledore even allowed him to work here…what I wouldn't give to wash out his greasy hair with Strawberry Shampoo and then put make up on his face! Have you ever realized how much he resembles Michael Jackson?"
'Has problems with names, does not like her Potions Master. Michael Jackson Fetish…we may yet have something in common.'
"There was an incident where my friend Luna had accidentally knocked over a cauldron and she got a week worth of detentions! There was nothing in the bloody cauldron!!!"
They both turned their heads when they heard a knock on the door. "Just a minute Ms. Weasley." Dr. Shitzu stood up and answered the door, "Can I help you with something?"
Ginny stood up to see Draco Malfoy at the door, "No! I have the wrong room!" He stormed off down the hall.
"Is that the boy you fancy?"
Ginny sighed, "Yes…but if you don't mind…I think I'm going to end this session and go off down the hall after him!" Ginny waved and took off out the door.
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Yay, second chapter up! I hope you enjoyed it!!! I hope it wasn't too short! L I try guys…I do!!!
*Look Forward To (In Chapter 3)* Just because I've got this lightning bolt on my forehead does not mean I'm gay! The evil git Malfoy charmed it to change colors frequently! And: It was like Fat Bastard on Barbie!
You did it once…do it again...Please?
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