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Summary: The students of Hogwarts to go see a psychiatrist! *Laughter* This will be fun!
A/N: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Please read this, even though I know hardly anyone reads the author's notes. And I thank the few people who did say something to me about my loss. Even though you might not care…. As for Digi_rain telling me that someone was OOC it should not matter! This is a comedy fic! So no one bloody cares! You're missing the point if that's what you care about! You're exactly the type of person I was talking about. You say a load of shit about my story, yet have none written. As of now I'm in a really bad mood because it was my great grandmother who died, and she was one of the last things I had to remember my father of who is dead also…So the people who are reviewing and saying bad things…your not helping me out any…And I know I should be somewhere else besides updating this fic…But I figure why not it takes a few minutes…I know…I've been ranting for the longest time…thank you for reading but…I don't know if I will keep going on with this story because what the hell is peoples problems!? This is for comedy! Jesus Fucking Christ! (Sorry)
I'm not crazy!
Draco changed the chair to black and sat down, "What did you wish to speak about Mr. Malfoy?"
"I had this dream last night."
'This will be interesting.' Dr. Lipshitz took out his special markers and began to draw.
"Where to begin…" Draco thought, "Ahh…yes."
'I walked out the entrance of Hogwarts and made my way down the steps. There was a cricket on the fourth step up, and I heard that if you ever saw a cricket on a step, you had to jump off the one right above it! So I did…The cricket jumped at the same time I did, and as I landed I heard a big *Splat*. I killed him!'
"Is that the dream Mr. Malfoy?"
"No! I'll very well let you know when I'm done!" Draco straightened up in the chair and went on.
'I walked off the side walk, stepping over the cracks…as not to break my mothers back, when I saw Ginny sitting by a tree. I took off skipping towards her, when I stopped…to pick up a dandelion! A DANDELION OF ALL THINGS! She spotted me and stood up. I continued skipping until I reached the tree.
"Hi Weasley." I said to her.
"HULLO MALFOY!" She yelled at me! I mean really yelled!
"Why are you yelling?" I asked, sad at the thought that she didn't love me.
"Why shouldn't I be yelling!?"
'Obviously that Loony girl has gotten to her.'
"Okay." I said blowing the white specks off the Dandelion…giving her a smell of my mint fresh breath, "Hey…I think I love you."
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She looked at me and responded with, "Oh my god! I like so totally love you too!"
"Marry me, will you?"
Her eyes began to fill with tears, "I never thought this day would come! Of course I'll marry you, Harry!"
"POTTER!" I screamed at her. Why in the bloody hell was she bringing him into this!?
"WHAT? HARRY IS HERE? GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!"
I looked down at her and sighed, pulling a ring out my pocket I said, "Here's your wedding ring you bloody wench."
She clapped her hands together and slid it on, "I think I'm pregnant with your child."
"How!?" This girl was crazy! We have never done anything of that sort together!
"The world is filled with Magic and Wonder."
Draco stopped talking and Dr. Lipshitz looked at him, "Is that the end?"
Draco sighed, "Yes…she's quite the poet isn't she?"
"I'm going to show you something…and you have to say the first thing that comes to mind when you see it okay?" Draco nodded as Dr. Lipshitz turned his clipboard around to reveal a grasshopper soaring through the air, and getting caught in Ginny's hair.
"Ahh! Back you devil!" He punched the clipboard, breaking it in half.
"You are in denial Mr. Malfoy. You love this Ginny girl, go for it, tell her how you feel…do not try to relive your dream though!" Draco stood up from the chair.
"I think I will…" He began to leave but went back to the clipboard; he picked up the drawing and ripped it into small pieces, "All better." He sighed and left the room.
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Sorry…I couldn't help myself with the Listerine bit! Please do review…and don't give me any stuff about it not being correct…coz quite frankly at this moment…I don't care…
*Look Forward To (In Chapter 6)* Pansy's own boyfriend, Draco Malfoy… sure you've heard of him, even he didn't stick up for her. Pansy's starting to wonder if they will last! But they have to! Love can get through anything."
'Psychotic bitch.' Dr. Shitzu wrote down.
Be Ware…Pansy Talks in Third Person!
Nick Knack Patty Whack, Give A Dog A Bone!
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