Disclaimer: I own nothing! But then again…I've got plausible Deniability
Summary: The students of Hogwarts to go see a psychiatrist! *Laughter* This will be fun!
A/N: AkiChickiBaba, Thanks for reviewing again! I can't believe I got 77 reviews! That's so awesome! Also…sorry if it's not that funny…but we've had a recent death in the family (On Christmas day!!) So…sorry. But thanks for all the constructive criticism! And the little bit with Luna was from a song! On Even Stevens! Whoever sent that review in, thanks but it's really gay that you don't sign in…it seems like people don't sign in when they say something bad…So you can't read their story and say something bad about them…And the people who say really rude things aren't even authors…am I the only one who notices this? I'm not kidding! I think every review I got that said something bad that person wasn't an author…
I'm not crazy!
Dr. Lipshitz opened his door and smiled, "Hello there Ms….?"
"Lovegood." She said walking into the room and sitting in the chair.
"Well Ms. Lovegood…Have you been to a psychiatrist before?" He asked as she pulled out a newspaper.
"What makes you think that huh!? Just because I have blonde hair and blue eyes…do you think I'm still suffering depression from a past relative that was killed by Hitler!? Well in that case I'd say do you like Twinkies!?" (A/N: I don't mean to offend anyone who is Jewish! One of my best friends is actually and she's hilarious, but that's another story entirely! So I'm sorry!"
He cleared his throat, "I did not mean to offend you Ms. Lovegood."
She opened the newspaper and turned it upside down, "My father wrote this…The Quibbler, just incase you didn't know."
"Why are you reading that upside down?"
She glared at him, "Why wouldn't I read it upside down?"
'Likes to answer questions with questions.'
"Just asking. Tell me about yourself."
"My name is Luna Lovegood! I've got blonde hair and blue eyes…anything else?"
'Likes to state the obvious.'
"Tell me how your day went."
"I couldn't get out of my bed," She started.
"I know the feeling."
"Alarm clock's next to my head."
"Was it…a ring-a-ding-a-ling?"
She nodded, "I wanted to sleep instead of dealing with school! So I hit the snooze button twice."
"Its way to early."
"Showers cold as ice."
"Chi-Chi-Chi-Chilly?"
She glared at him, and nodded again, "Spill my crispy rice…that's so uncool! I ruined my skirt and my feet kind of hurt, coz I'm wearing to left shoes." She pointed down at her feet and indeed, there were two left shoes on her feet."
'She's wearing two left shoes.'
She pointed at her cheek, "I've got a new zit, but I ain't gonna quit coz I know how to beat these blues. I just close my eyes and say…It's the perfect day…and all my troubles have gone away."
"That was…rather interesting Ms. Lovegood…moving on. What do you like to do in your spare time?"
"Read things…upside down of course."
"Care to explain why?"
"Why would I care to explain?" She turned the page in the Quibbler, "I can see dead things…They haunt my dreams. I once had this dream where I went to the Great Hall for breakfast and Dumbledore turned into a Centaur…who had an arrow going through his head." She sighed, "Dead things…"
'Has scary dreams.'
There was another knock on the door. Dr. Lipshitz got up to answer it, "Hello Mr. Malfoy, what can I help you with?"
"I need to talk to you!" He shouted.
"I'm speaking with someone at the moment."
Draco pushed the door open, "Get out of here Loony!"
Luna looked at him and stood up, "Okay…But I'm only doing this because I want to!"
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To: ItalianSoccerChick89
Just because of the whole blonde/brown hair, blue/brown eyes thing…you gave me a 3? I shall never understand that… Maybe you should give more of a reason. (Though now the review will make no sense because it's changed. Tee hee!
*Look Forward To (In Chapter 5)* 'I walked off the side walk, stepping over the cracks…as not to break my mothers back, when I saw Ginny sitting by a tree. I took off skipping towards her More Draco! Be happy!
Who knows what happens next? I do! I do! You can too…if you review! (Ohh, check out the rhyming Skills!)
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