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Summary: The students of Hogwarts to go see a psychiatrist! *Laughter* This will be fun!
A/N: Yo ha, Bro ha. You know…even after everything I put up here yesterday this peanut fucking butter and jelly person still said gay crap!!! Like a fucking wannabe 007 and shit! IT gave me a five because IT said that I made Harry WHINY…okay who cares really? And then a 4 because a chapter was short…I already said they'd be short…and Peanutbutter007 is another of those people who have no stories…*Sigh* It gets really annoying after a while!
Thanks to:
Magi: Well thank you dear! Ha, sound like an old woman.
Manok: Thanks, you are very poetic.
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RavenclawChrissie: Thank you, it is okay to talk in third person…do you need to be in this fic too? Hehe
GinnyMalfoy21: Hilarious ;) Ha, who am I to talk about spelling? I used to spell it wrong and I was trying to yell at someone and it doesn't work when you spell things wrong. Hillarious is what I thought…Pretty close! Thanks!!
BabyD: Thank you, and sorry about your grandmother too. You are poetic too, the rainbow bit made me smile.
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Nayana: Interesting name there pal! Thank you! It's a funny story how I thought of Draco's dream actually…my friend e-mailed me and said she was bored and had nothing to read…so I wrote that in like two minutes…and then I decided to use it because it's crazy! (There's a bit about the full hour thing at the bottom. Nothings pointed towards you of course) Thanks again!
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Michou: Thanks! That's scary about your mad teacher…I'd switch classes or something. Harry is crazy!!!
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Cursed4Life: Yes…Draco is very sensitive…he just doesn't know it yet…but as Ginny said, 'The world is filled with magic and wonder.' Not just any flower though…a Dandelion! Thanks!
SobeFuel: It's Ginny not Jenny, probably just instinct, right? Jenny is more normal…Ginny reminds me of like…Guenie pig…(Don't know how to spell it!) Thanks!!)
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Hermionepotter24: Thank you…Dream Ginny is…I don't know a crack head? Yes we'll leave it at that! Ha! Eye examination! Nice!
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Sorry if I forgot anyone…I did all the ones I've gotten so far…and I only did the ones for Chapter 5!! Thanks if I forgot you, or if you're reading this years down the road ;)!
I'm not crazy!
(December 15)
Pansy Parkinson walked into Dr. Shitzu's room. "Hello there."
"Hi…" Pansy said, "Pansy's here to talk to a psychiatrist."
"That would be me, Dr. Shitzu."
Pansy burst into a fit of laughter, "Are you kidding me? Shitzu isn't that a type of dog!?" She fell onto the chair and wiped her eyes, "You're kidding…right?"
Dr. Shitzu shook her head, "No, I'm not."
Pansy smirked, "Well anyways, that doesn't matter. We're here to talk about Pansy…not you."
"Talk away." Dr. Shitzu pulled out her clipboard, 'Talks about herself in third person.'
"Well this year has been the worst! Everyone has been calling Pansy ugly, and Gregory Goyle had the nerve to call her obese! Hmph, has he looked in the mirror lately!? Pansy's own boyfriend, Draco Malfoy… sure you've heard of him, even he didn't stick up for her. Pansy's starting to wonder if they will last! But they have to! Love can get through anything."
'Psychotic bitch.' Dr. Shitzu wrote down.
"Draco called Pansy a whore too, and said she should try this thing called Slim Fast! Have you heard of it? DO YOU THINK HE WAS SECRETLY TELLING ME I LOOKED FAT?" Pansy asked, not waiting for an answer she continued, "Even when they went to the Yule Ball together! Pansy asked him if the dress made her look fat and he said…" Pansy sniffled, "He said Pansy should stop eating chocolate! And that's why Pansy had pimples all over her face! He told Pansy she looked like a pug that had the three dimensional chicken pox!"
'Chocolate Fetish…might like graphic arts.'
"He embarrassed Pansy in front of all of Slytherin too!"
"What did he do?"
"He said, 'If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its arse and tell it to walk backwards.' Pansy's not that ugly! He's lucky she loves him, or she would have dumped him a long time ago! He was Pansy's first…She'll love him forever!"
'Can't accept the truth.'
"What are you writing?"
Dr. Shitzu shook her head, "I am only taking notes so we can help you."
"EXCUSE ME? PANSY DOES NOT NEED HELP! WAIT UNTIL FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS! Dumbledore sent her to a psychiatrist because he thought she was crazy! Pansy'll have his job for this. No! She can't have his job! She's only 17! Shit…Pansy, Pansy, Pansy."
'Likes to talk to herself, thinks being called PANSY is good.'
"That's it! Pansy has to write to father right away! Pansy must go now!" Without another word she stood up and left.
"I think we will get our best response from Hogwarts." Dr. Shitzu stated, closing the door, only to have a foot pressed in it, "Can I help you with something?"
"Yes…I came to talk to you."
"Oh! Why certainly! Come right in!"
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Someone brought to my attention that they kids weren't using up their full hours. And I know, I'm going to try to add more but it's hard to add things onto it when I wrote a lot of this in one day and if I add stuff I don't want to ruin any funny things…but I'll try to add for the next Chapter (Hermione) but…don't say I didn't warn ya!
*Look Forward To (Chapter 7)* CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WHAT WERE HIS PARENTS THINKING? WHO THE HELL SPELLS VICTOR WITH A K!?
I went down town to see Charlie Brown. He gave me a nickel, to buy me a pickle! The pickle was sour so he gave me a flower, the flower was dead so this is what he said! Down, down baby, down by the roller coaster, sweet. sweet baby never gonna let ya go!
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