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Summary: The students of Hogwarts to go see a psychiatrist! *Laughter* This will be fun!
A/N: Wabasha, Thanks to everyone who reviewed, sorry I'm not posting names at the moment, *Too Lazy* Sorry! \
I'm not crazy!
(November 1)
Harry Potter sat in the burgundy chair and stared at the woman in front of him, with the biggest glasses he had ever seen in his life! "Mr. Potter, care to talk?"
"About what?"
Dr. Shitzu sighed, "Everyone asks that. Just talk about whatever comes to mind."
"I hate the world sometimes…people always stare at me as if I'm some animal. Just because I've got this lightning bolt on my forehead does not mean I'm gay! The evil git Malfoy charmed it to change colors frequently! I have no idea how he managed to do this…dark magic I suppose. He and his foul family…working for Voldermort! The fucker who killed my parents! Believe it or not I have a lot of problems to deal with and no one seems to notice!"
'Blab Bola…this kid is not interesting to me…he does have self issues though.' Dr. Shitzu wrote on the clipboard. "Is there anything that you fear?"
Harry sat for a minute and thought about it, "The eyes."
"What?"
"The eyes! The golden red floating in a never ending pit of darkness. I wish I could get a spoon and take them out…then leave it in Snape's pumpkin juice at breakfast."
'Sick, twisted and demented.' She looked at him and slowly began to move her chair back a little, "Is there anyt-"
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN WORSE?" He raised his voice, not letting her finish the question, "THE FACT THAT HERMIONE GRANGER, MY BEST FRIEND, AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, SAID SHE TALKED TO VIKTOR KRUM OVER THE SUMMER! NOT THE SUMMER HE INVITED HER TO HIS HOUSE, BUT THE ONE TWO YEARS LATER!!!" He lowered his voice, "The bloody prick is going to take her away from me…him and his rocky nose…What I wouldn't give to hit a bludger right at it…To see it oozing with blood, his hands covered in it too…And even his lips the luscious red…"
'This child is psychotic…and he likes blood.'
"Would you mind describing her for me?"
"Who?"
"Hermione."
"Oh…well that's simple…She's got the huh, huh, huh with the rah, rah and the hunkity hunk!"
"Never mind…Forget I asked."
His eyes became watery, "I feel as if no one at this school likes me…except for Dumbledore…but one time he was looking at me and licked his lips…like he was hungry for fresh meat!"
'Has mood swings.'
He sighed, "I wish glasses came with windshield wipers…then I wouldn't have to clean my glasses ever 2.5 seconds." He moved closer to her, "Am I ugly? Is there something wrong with me?"
"Um…No child…could you please get out of my face…your breath reeks of…Oh my god…I don't know!! But it smells terrible! STOP BREATHING ON ME!" She shoved him back.
"See I told you! No one cares about me! And my breath only smells bad because Dean Thomas dropped my tooth brush in the toilet!"
'Has Hygiene problems…Not to self, buy him a toothbrush.'
Harry quickly changed the subject, "I once walked in on my Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia in their bedroom. I couldn't have food for a month! I'll still never be able to get over that sight…It was like Fat Bastard on Barbie! I'll definitely say he's got a plumber's crack." Harry took off his glasses and cleaned them, "Did you know my God Father died too? Yes well he did, and I'm just going to tell you, you should feel sorry for me! Not yourself! Just because you didn't get any last night is no reason to be depressed you little ingrate!" Harry stood up and walked out the room.
"These kids are…quite interesting…"
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Third chapter up! I hope you enjoyed it!!! I hope it wasn't too short againL! I try!
*Look Forward To (In Chapter 4)* "What makes you think that huh!? Just because I have bushy hair and like my best friends brother!? Well in that case I'd say do you like Twinkies!?" And: "I couldn't get out of my bed," She started.
"I know the feeling."
"Alarm clock's next to my head."
"Was it, a ring-a-ding-a-ling?"
Ha! Sound good? A ring a ding a ling. Ha what's going on in this world!?
You did it once…could you do it again...Please?
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