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Summary: The students of Hogwarts to go see a psychiatrist! *Laughter* This will be fun!
A/N: Okay, nothing important to say but Thank You! And Uh…Read and Enjoy! See the lighter side of things, don't care about being in and out of character :-D
I'm not crazy!
(December 20)
Ronald Weasley stepped into Dr. Lipshitz office. "Hello Mr. Weasley, please…take a seat."
Ron looked shocked, "How did you know my name?"
"Your sister already paid my co-worker a visit."
"Oh…" Ron sat down and took deep breaths.
"Tell me what's on your mind."
"I feel left out."
'Lonely.'
"My two best friends have feelings for one another! They know the other does, but still NO ONE will say anything!"
"Have you tried to help get them together?"
"I would! But I just can't! It would ruin our Trio! I can't let that happen! If I did…they would both blame it on me!"
"Why do you not want to set them up?"
Ron sighed, "Because we have always been a THREE some! If they get together they become a TWO some, and I become a ONE some! And then if they broke up we would all be THREE ONE somes which is definitely not as good as ONE THREE some!" (A/N: From TSR!)
"I see." Dr. Lipshitz jotted things down. "Do you have a romantic interest in anyone?"
"There is this one girl…I'm too embarrassed to say her name. DO NOT TRY TO GET ME TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I WON'T!"
"That's okay…you don't have to tell me anything you don't want to." Dr. Lipshitz patted Ron's knee reassuringly.
Ron shoved his hand away, "Don't you dare touc- WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT!" Ron stood up in the chair and his eyes widened.
"What…?" Dr. Lipshitz turned around and saw a tiny spider on the wall. "Oh, Mr. Weasley it's just a spider!"
"KILL IT! KILL THE DAMNED THING RIGHT NOW!"
"Are you frightened?"
"NO I'M OVERLY EXCITED CAN'T YOU TELL!?" He was shaking now.
'Scared of Spiders…Arachnophobia.'
Dr. Lipshitz stood up and walked to the wall, "There's nothing to be afraid of…really though, you're bigger than it. You can step on it."
"BUT IT'S ON A WALL!"
"That's why these things come in handy." He waved the clip board and with a resounding *Smack* He hit the spider.
Ron ran over to him to look at it, "W-w-where did it go?"
"Hmm," Dr. Lipshitz looked on the floor. "I do not know…"
Ron slowly turned to his right, getting a scared look on his face, "AHHHHH!" Said spider was wiggling around on the back of the clipboard. He ran back to his 'safe place'.
"What? Where is it?"
"IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE CLIPBOARD!"
Dr. Lipshitz sighed, and looked at the back of the clipboard. "Damn Kids." He whispered as he flicked it off into the trash can.
Dr. Lipshitz sat down and changed the subject, "Your sister is a very interesting girl.
"I know…it's the bloody worst." Ron said as he sat back in the chair, "All the guys looking at her…Harry and I should team up on them…"
"How does that make you feel?"
"What?"
"Knowing that a lot of the male portion of the student body finds your little sister attractive."
"I feel angry! No one! I mean no one is good enough to date Gin! They would have to pass my test, which is pass-proof and therefore, no one will ever date her."
"Have you ever thought about her feelings?"
"Her what?"
"Feelings, Mr. Weasley, Feelings."
"Oh…well no I haven't…but seeing as how I'm her older brother…I don't have to care. Just protect." Ron sat and stared at the doctor for a moment, "How do you feel about the word Boo-Yah?"
"Come again."
"There's a funny story to it actually! I was like, 'Boo-yah! That Boo-yah is totally Boo-yah!'" (Ron Stoppable!)
"I think that's to many Boo-yah's, Mr. Weasley."
"You can never have too many Boo-yah's! All around the world people are saying Boo-yah! Boo-yah, Boo-yah!"
"Hmm…Maybe I should start saying Boo-yah."
"I'd rather you not…"
'Gets jealous when someone takes his insane word, 'Boo-Yah.'
"Boo-Yah." Dr. Lipshitz said.
Ron covered his ears, "Ahhh! I think I should leave now."
"Good afternoon Mr. Weasley." Ron stood up and left the room.
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Please, when you are done reading this, look at this link! It's the funniest thing in the world and I think it goes great with this fic! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html He, tell me what you think! And I think that's it for now…I know I'm forgetting something…but Oh well! I'll let you know in the next Chapter!
*Preview*
"I'm glad you asked that Ms. Parkinson." Dr. Lipshitz smiled at everyone, "Today we have selected a few songs for you to listen to, and if at any time, one of you gets angry, let us know."
By the way guys, I didn't really like what I did with the group sessions, but I let some of my friends see it and they said it was good…so Sorry! But the next should be better…Unless you really liked this one! Tell me!!
"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout." Ron looked around at everyone, nervously.
AND
"I went down to the beach and saw Kiki she was like, 'Uhhh.' And I'm like, 'Whatever.'
Check out this chapters Nursery Rhyme/Girlie patty-cake song thing!
Tweedle, Leedle, Lee, Tree Top! Yo breath stinks! Rocking, in the tree top all day long! Huffin and a puffin and a singing this song! All the little birds on Jaybirds (???) street, Huffin and A Puffing going 'Tweet, Tweet, Tweet." Rocking Robin! Tweet, Tweedly! Rocking Robin! Tweet, Tweedly! Momma in the kitchen, cooking fried chicken! Daddy in Jail, Drinking Ginger ale. Brother in school acting like a fool, sister on the corner saying, 'Please Review!'
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