Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. You Wanna Bet? by Karen

    James is given a bet to prove he can get any girl. But when Sirius chooses the girl, his Best friend Lily, can they work together without falling in love?

  2. When My Best Friends Got Married by Bingblot

    Ron thinks about Harry and Hermione's relationship.

  3. One Wish by AnimeFanatic

    AU fic of back when Harry and Hermione were first years. Hermione is pure-blooded, Harry isn't famous, Ron's family isn't poor, Hagrid was never expelled, and Sirius was never framed.What would happen? For you to guess and me to find out =P

  4. Toes by Catriona Rhiannon

    Harry loves her toes...

  5. Happy Valentine's Day, Hermione by Catriona Rhiannon

    Hermione HATES Valentine's Day. With a passion. But will someone make her change her mind?

  6. The House-Weasel by sky_is_blue

    When the House-Elves mysteriously go on strike, Hogwarts is in dire need of new cleaning ladies. Of course, Hermione volunteers. Pity she dragged Ron, Harry and Ginny along for the ride of humiliation. Ginny, while donning the House-Elf uniform, must put up with Draco's incessant sneering, and somehow get him to shut up....and why is Voldemort so quiet? D/G -- CHAPTER 2 ERROR. PLS REUPLOAD.

  7. Chocolate For Him by E. C. R. Potter

    A St. Valentine's Day special set in Fifth Year. Hermione makes some hand made chocolate for Harry. But will she be able to give it to him? Strictly H/H.

  8. A Thousand and One Love Letters by Silhouette

    Harry is tired of being Mr. Popular, Tired of having girls chase him around...solution: Take him off the bachelor's market...

  9. First by poacher

    He caught Her looking towards her worst enemy. He nearly choked on his meal.Why the hell was she looking at him? Suddenly, he found someone kissing him. He saw her face filling with disappointment.His heart was moved with pity. For there-on his only purpose was to catch her eyes. But did she respond?She caught him kissing Blaise. She felt cheated. Blaise smacked him. This started a food fight. Mcgonagal Intervened but became tangled in Snape. Someone transfigured Snape’s underwear into a thong.

  10. The Classic Cafe by Quis

    Harry lives on his own and works in a Muggle cafe. What happens when a friend from work tries to hook him up with a date?

  11. It Started With A Kiss by Sunnycouger

    Ginny Weasley has just kissed Draco Malfoy! But what happens next? This is the ramifications and the subsequent date. Prequel to Somewhere In Between!

  12. The Flu: Love, Lily by Kaori Lily Marie

    The sequeal to The Flu: Love, James. Much brooding about commitment and fear on Lily and James' part. What happens when two friends don't know how to handle being in love...

  13. Meet the Parents by Eternal Fire

    Complete!!! Harry defeated the Dark Lord, but now he must face his next challenge...meeting Hermione's parents. This is the second in my series. Will contain lemon chapters.

  14. Missing Each Other by Katz Potter

    Harry is going off to play for Puddlemere United, and Hermione throws him a good-bye party. At the party, they give each other diaries. A romance slowly unfolds, through impulsive kisses, letters, and annoying!Ron. Written in diary format. PG-13 for cursing.

  15. The Answer to Our Life by Katz Potter

    After her fiance's death, Hermione leaves the wizarding world. After four years, she recieves a letter from Harry Potter, her 'thought to be dead' fiance. Will he succeed in persuading her to come back to the wizarding world? Includes a new and insane character named Tonya Harrison. PG-13 for later cursing and thrown ladles.

  16. Of Purple Mice and Floating Paperweights... by Sunnycouger

    A prequel to Somewhere in Between but this can also stand alone. This is set in Draco's seventh year and Ginny's sixth during a Transfiguration project that they both attend. Throughout the course of the long day they both learn that there is more to the other than meets the eye.

  17. Something Like You by Nicole

    Holiday ball, Truth or Dare, and a happy ending. (Prequel to A Moment Like This)

  18. Snow Blazin' by Satashi

    A snowball fight breaks out between boys and girls. Afterwords, Harry and Hermione spend a little 'quality time' with each other.

  19. Perfect Beauty by E. C. R. Potter

    Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys vacation in Japan where they meet an artist searching for the “Perfect Beauty”.

  20. Uninvited Guest at the Wedding by E. C. R. Potter

    When a transfer student arrives a week early at Hogwarts, she ends up as the uninvited guest at the wedding of Harry Potter. Chaos ensues. H/H wedding.

  21. Harry Potter and The Pink Elephant by akscully

    Hormone fueled dreams, Muggle psychoanalysts and personal revelations, oh my!

  22. A Pair of Brown Eyes by Granger

    Join Harry and Hermione for a pint of romance in the Three Broomsticks, with special appearances by the Dursleys, assorted Weasleys, and the Invisible Drunken Gryffipede...

  23. Blush by Granger

    Harry returns from a summer at Quidditch Camp to find his best friends... transfigured. Love, lust, magic, music, and ale abound. And we always knew Draco was a rock star.

  24. Expecting by Granger

    Harry discovers that hormones may be a force more powerful than magic...

  25. Someday My Prince Will Come by HydraBaby322

    Hermione has nursed a crush on Harry forever, while he goes around liking other girls and asks for Hermione's advice. Whats a girl to do when she loves her best friend? Very fluffy, short, one shot fic.

  26. The Best of Friends by HydraBaby322

    Lily and James have been best friends since they were little. When both James and Lily get accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, crazy events and new friends abound!

  27. Dream Team Love by Laura aka Rose

    H/H, D/G. What happens when Harry has feelings for Hermione, but Ron asks her out and makes him ask out Ginny? Problems.

  28. One Hot Summer by Ryoko Blue

    Ryoko Blue: Ron invites Harry and Hermione over to the burrow during the last month of summer, and has plans to seduce Hermione, but with Fred and George around things don't always go as planned. ***Completed***

  29. I love ... by Max LoneWolf

    Well don't let the HH deceive you. Its not exactly HH. Its a parody on R/H and D/R.