Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Kiss & Tell by Devilzzz

    Ginny and Draco both have their wishes...but a spell to make them come true lands them together in the future...

  2. Wishing on a Shooting Star by Cutie Blossom

    Ron, Seamus, and Dean discover Harry’s secret love for Hermione and Lavender and Parvati also find out Hermione’s love for Harry. What will happen and what do shooting stars have to do with all this? Will Malfoy ever keep his mouth shut??

  3. If I Don't Tell You Now by Ramychan

    A one-shot songfic to Ronan Keating's "If I Don't Tell You Now." This is the account of Harry's thoughts the day he told Hermione that he loved her.

  4. Things to Come by Sugarjet Erin

    A day in the lives of the Trio as they prepare for a baby. Short and fluffy.

  5. Looking Back by Chero

    Draco answers his little girl's question, "How did you and Mommy meet?" in a sweet fluff filled story about their first kiss.

  6. Adventures of Hedwig by AnimeFanatic

    Follow the quest through poor Hedwig's eyes as he tries to help love succeed in many lives. However, through Hedwig's eyes, does H/H stand for Harry and Hermione or Harry and Hedwig *amatueric evil grin*

  7. When You're Gone by KoleyKat

    Much H/H as well. Ginny is depressed when Draco can never stay with her for very long. Ron has obsession with Moulin Rouge..Harry get turned into a salamander and accidentally ingests an illegal drug. Humor and agnst ensue.

  8. As the Cookie Crumbles by VirtualFaerie/MalfoyMyFerret

    On Ginny's non-wedding day, she falls off her balcony into the arms of Draco Malfoy. Being drunk and all, she doesn't know who he is. Thankfully she's got Colin to sober her up. Ginny owns a small cookie shop in Diagon Alley, which Draco's company hires to cater a meeting. Does this spell romance? I think so. ** ADDED BY FIC CO-ADMIN (gal-texter) in 2008: Chapter 10 may be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1141310/10/As_the_Cookie_Crumbles

  9. Eyes of a Different Sort by Katz Potter

    It's Harry's 6th year, and Hogwarts has some new arrivals... four girls from the North American continent. One is blond, very intelligent, somewhat insane, and obsessive about her writing and killing off Ron. Two are brunettes and guitar players, one who is very smart and fond of jazz, and one who is fond of rock. The fourth girl is very strange, obsessed with Draco and his ducky socks, and quite the Ginny-hater. It seems like it's going to be an interesting year for our heroes. No H/Hr as of yet, but there will be some!

  10. One Small Problem by Darkstar

    When Harry is accidentally shrunk by an errant spell, and only Hermione knows about it, many strange things could happen. And unfortunately for our poor hero, many strange things do.

  11. Nice to meet you by Lenaum_Cattani

    Harry's first conversation with his newborn daughter. Very fluff.

  12. Bachelor Blues by Calophi

    Two years after Harry graduated from Hogwarts, he is nearly powerless and living with his cousin. Then a strange plant is discovered and an old friend comes tumbling back into his life. Will Harry be able to help solve the mystery of the plant before it’s too late?

  13. The Beswitching Spell by Muirnin

    Reworked: How far will a couple of Slytherins go to destroy Gryffindor’s chances to win another Quidditch Cup… See what happens when Harry and Hermione have to experience what life is like as each other…

  14. The Road Trip by Jacy

    It's the summer after Seventh Year. Five friends. One summer house. A weekend getaway without parents or rules. Leave your significant others at the door and watch as the wackiness ensues...

  15. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? by Molly Moon

    Ah, the joys of motherhood... Lily Potter is in her eighth month of pregnancy and is experiencing some very odd cravings. Dig in with Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.

  16. A Night of Distractions by Sakura1287

    This is a funny fic I did as a challenge. Draco and Ginny strive for a night alone but encounter many distractions along the way.

  17. I Hate Fridays by bamaslamma29

    Ok Guys, this is for all of you that wanted a Harry POV too. Believe me I really enjoyed writing this one. I planned on doing it all along, so I hope you like it! It goes along with 'Reflections on the Impossible', and 'Martyr'. Enjoy! =0)

  18. A Valentine's Day to Remember by hollytiger

    Written for the PPA Valentine’s Day fic Challenge. Takes place in 7th year. Harry and Hermione go to the Valentine’s Day ball together and find out they could be King and Queen of the Ball. Also takes place later afterwards. Read to find out. Also contains RW/LB, SF/JB, PP/DT, NL/SB, and GW/DM. Rated PG for Mild snogging and other things.

  19. A Graduation to Remember by hollytiger

    Sequel to “My Best Friend.” The following day, where Harry and company graduate. You MUST have read “My Best Friend” to fully understand it. Does NOT contain OOTP spoilers! Rated PG for swearing and other shit, LOL.

  20. My Best Friend by hollytiger

    7th year fic. Mostly Contains H/H, but also has R/L, D/G, and SF/JB Harry forgets his and Hermione’s anniversary so he wants to do something special for her to make it up but he doesn’t know what so he turns to the guys for help. And when he does do something, what is Hermione’s reaction? Rated G.

  21. Sleeping Beauty, or by Rosy the Cat

    My take on Sleeping Beauty, while using and abusing the Harry Potter characters. Inn't it fun? =^^;= Ginny as the Princess, Harry as the Prince, and Draco is my way of giving the Grimm brothers a raspberry.

  22. Harry Potter and the Quidditch Queen by Scealai

    The Muggle tradition of the Homecoming Queen hits Hogwarts. Who will be the first ever Quidditch Queen?

  23. Martyr by bamaslamma29

    (Ron's POV) Poor Ron. Stuck in the middle of his two best friend's love denial...thing. He tries to help, dole out advice, and only catches hell for it! Just a one-shot piece of nothing I wrote one night when I was feeling nutty and full of insomnia. Enjoy!

  24. Staying Behind by Kaykos

    Staying behind on a Hogsmead weekend proved to be more than entertaining when Lily agreed to stay with her friend, Gail. They were supposed to be studying for their Charms test, but all sense is thrown away when they begin making imitations of their fellow Gryffindors... mostly James. What will happen when James comes in and sees it all? Will Lily run or stand her ground...?

  25. Toast by Kaykos

    Toast, it's Ginny's favorite food, but who dares to take her attention away from it? Draco?!? Wait what's he even doing at the Gryffindor table? Bugging the Trio.. oh. Well find out what happens when Draco gets out of line and how Ginny... no *gasp* she flares her temper? You've got to read this to believe it.

  26. Absolute Truths by Azure

    A tipsy Ronald Weasley is a very dangerous thing. A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: This is crap. Really. I wrote this three years back and plan to keep it around mainly for history's sake, so please don't read it. Read something else instead. One of the stories above this one, perhaps? Thanks!

  27. Red Moon Dreaming by VanillaPuF

    Ron's been having strange dreams, lately...

  28. The Constant by Marian

    One famous birthday, ten expensive tickets, eighteen candles, thirty guests, and innumerable teenage angst. (AU)

  29. So Complicated by goodhumorgal

    Hermione has a secret but what she doesn't know is that Harry has one too. H/HR fluff

  30. Defeat by J

    Draco is forced to concede abject defeat in the face of a stronger, wilier foe -- (thanks Mynuet!) Just a fluffy ficlet with a twist of humour *grin*

  31. Naturally by effectivelyabsent

    Hermione's set up a guideline to dictate her relationship with Harry, who's not going to stand for it much longer. Post-Hogwarts, Harry POV, ProfessionalQuidditch!Harry, and the Trio sharing a flat.

  32. Queens of Hogwarts by Pillow Queens

    What happens when 9 absolutely nuts North Americans show up at Hogwarts? And what if these 9 Americans are PQs? You're about to find out, along with the rest of Hogwarts. Silliness and romance will abound as the Queens of Hogwarts arrive.

  33. A Fowl Problem by God of Fire

    The new resident mail carrier in Gryffindor Tower causes problems for Harry and Hermione when he starts repeating something that he shouldn't have heard in the first place. Polly want a Dark Curse?

  34. Fool by God of Fire

    Hermione finds that she can't continue her relationship with Ron any longer. It's a fight between Harry and Ron to see who can get the girl before she steps on the train and leaves forever. A must for all anti-ron/hermione shippers. *complete*

  35. All Because You Kissed Me Good Night by Bingblot

    She's in love. He's oblivious. Or is he?

  36. All For the Promotion by Kaykos

    The vice president of the firm has just left, and Ginny will do anything to get the job. Quite coincidentally, Draco is her boss. How far will she go to get this job? Is she really that insane? How far would she go to get a job... lets hope not too far, though you never know with this spicy redhead. Warning: Contains a 'ScarletWoman'!Ginny and a 'Nasty'Boss!Draco.

  37. Getting Over Harry by Seshet

    Ginny err.. gets over Harry! How, you ask? With our favorite Slytherin of course!

  38. Dancing to the Lizard King by effectivelyabsent

    Harry's been doing a little drinking, drags Hermione into it, fluff ensues. Harry POV, w/ SlightlyMeddling!Ron

  39. Happy Valentine's Day, Loser by Duckchick

    Valentine’s Day starts out bad for Ginny Weasley. First she has to help her brother and Hermione plan their wedding while in the throes of a dreadful hangover. But when Draco Malfoy shows up, will he make the day worthwhile?

  40. Through the Bespectacled Eyes of a Teenage Wizard by Atlantis Forester

    5th year: James Potter, an irresistably charming egomaniac, finds himself falling for the most unlikely of people - spirited, Muggle wallflower Lily Evans. (Formerly called "It's Enough Just to Breathe")

  41. All's Well that Ends Well by effectivelyabsent

    Harry and Hermione do something for Ron and end up doing something for themselves in the process. H/Hr. Harry POV.

  42. Tumbling Over the Line by effectivelyabsent

    7th Year, Harry POV - Finally acknowleding his feelings for Hermione, Harry's still stuck in all things platonic, thanks, in large part, to his *other* best friend.

  43. He loves you not by Mandy Rose

    Really cute! It's my first-ever fic so it's not that great. H/Hr get together and Ginny is not too happy about it!

  44. A Moment Like This by Nicole

    A sequel of sorts to Something Like You, in which a ball, boyfriends, inter-house relations, etc. take place.

  45. Musings on a Slow Progression by effectivelyabsent

    Harry's been in love with Hermione love for a while now and it looks like things are finally reaching their culmination. 7th Year. Harry POV

  46. This is the Life by Seshet

    "If you had told me at my Hogwarts graduation three years ago that I'd be where I am right now, I would've called you bonkers." Ginny reflects on her life.

  47. An Assault on the Senses by akscully

    Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.

  48. All That She Wants by Ryoko Blue

    **FINISHED** AU reality fic: Harry's in Slytherin, Ron's mean: Hermione asks Harry "the ladies man" in snaging the man of her dreams, but is he the one she really wants?

  49. Snogwarts: A Parody by Oy! Angelina

    Ever notice how cliched Harry Potter Fanfiction can be? Oy! Angelina did...

  50. Someday We'll Know by XxhermyoninnyxX

    Lily and James grew up together. It's like they were destined to be together. Will fate take over or will they choose to stay true to their hearts?