Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Change by Amethyst

    If you ask Harry, he will definitely tell you that change is good.

  2. Just Might Change Your Life by SummrMagic

    One morning Harry awakens to his best friends yelling at each other. He finds Hermione crying in her room and tries to comfort her the best way he knows how. Why was she crying? What happens along the way? And what, if any, revelations will be made in the aftermath?

  3. Happy New Year by Anne U

    It's New Year's Eve 2003 at Malfoy Manor. Where will Harry and Hermione be when the clock strikes midnight? A totally fluffy, unbeta'd, spur-of-the-moment one-shot story.

  4. The Search for Delicious by Quixotism

    Draco has a night with the woman of his dreams. Everything about her seems perfect to him. Only, there's only problem: he was too drunk to remember what exactly she looked like, and never asked for her name. This is the one-night-stand that he's not letting go of.

  5. The Dangerous Game by SilverFoot

    A dangerous game, two stubborn persons, the goal to freak out each other, and things just get out of hand *me sniggers*

  6. Rubber Chickens and Cake by weird4hanson

    ONE-SHOT. Outtake from "SAFE IN HARBOR" Emerson's first birthday party. Nuff said.

  7. Mangoes by Anazecria

    Hermione enjoys her food. For all the Wonks.

  8. Come with me! by phoenixwriter

    Holding her cheek now with his hand he bent down and kissed her slightly on the nose. She was surprised how much tender he was in this move. “You’re the strongest soul of all and the bravest of heart!” His voice was only inches above a whisper. “Not as much as you are.” She said. By this Harry smiled because this was how she always did it. Never she could take a simple compliment as just this. That’s why he loved her even more for it. Hermione wasn’t selfish enough. (If you don't like teasing, go straight to chapter5. A really nice scene ;) )

  9. Please Come Home For Christmas by Amynoelle

    If you loved "All Along"--you'll enjoy this one-shot companion Christmas fiction piece. Hermione and Harry are busily and happily preparing for their daughter's first Christmas.

  10. Scarred For Life by Margarita

    Some Christmas smut for D/G fans. Draco and Ginny's son gets an unwanted present this Christmas.

  11. Like Bunnies by Jori

    A silly (and fluffy) tale where Harry learns to be an Animagus but isn't too fond of the results until Hermione teaches him that it isn't so bad. More notes inside.

  12. The Senseless Broom Cupboard Ficlet by Anazecria

    Harry & Hermione get trapped in a broom cupboard. How did Harry get into his litte predicament? Enquire within. Many thanks/blame (depending on your preference) should go to Nitya and Sandra, this Ficlet wouldn't have happened otherwise.

  13. The Talk, Innuendo Side Style by Anazecria

    At Portkey, I threatened to write this. Sandra dared me to. So here it is.

  14. Good Luck Kisses by happy_daze

    Ever since fifth year, before every Quidditch game, Hermione gives Harry and Ron a good luck kiss. That's innocent, right?

  15. Tune Me Out by sourplummers

    Prologue up! As an Editor for the Romance genre of a leading publisher in England, Hermione finds a book that depicts her love life. She finds herself contemplating feelings for her best friend, her jealousy towards his girlfriend and being self-conscious about her less than perfect body. Should she turn a page to find out what would happen next? Or should she let fate lead the way.

  16. A Christmas Wish by sunshinebelle

    A very simple, fluffy, funny in a way but not that much short christmas story. I was bored, inspired by christmas and mistletoe, and an idea just popped into my head, so I wrote it. Please remember that this isnt meant as a great serious story, only a fun little short one, so critisism is not needed. The story is about Hermione, who is depressed cause it seems everyone has a significant other, except her! So when she meets a genie she wishes to 'have a pick of any guy she wants' but she should be careful what she wishes for...

  17. If I Had One Wish by AnimeFanatic

    What happens if Harry was never Famous? Hermion was never a muggleborn? Weasleys never poor? Draco was adopted? As fate changed their origianl universe, destiny bonded all of them together as the story unfolds. Alternate Universe fic (Revised edition of my failure of a story: One Wish)

  18. Falling by Saiph

    An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye. Snowfall, Nargles, cameos by pretty Ravenclaws, and tales of sheep abound in this one-shot story.

  19. Caught in the Act by thephotoman

    What would happen if Harry and Hermione were caught in the act by their children? Other than the obvious psychological scarring, that is.

  20. A Comedy of Errors by MissMoral

    Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the Pumpkin Pie thread in FictionAllyPark. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. R/R!

  21. May Day Eve by mia fitzpatrick

    It's the night of the Beltane festival and the students of Hogwarts drown themselves in legends, tradition and rituals. But soon, our heroes find out that the night has more than legends, tradition and rituals in store for them. Snogs, mirrors, mystery and saucy wenches abound, and it all happens on May day eve. H/H, mainly, D/G, slightly and R/guess who.

  22. Choosing a Portkey by Innermurk

    Harry, Hermione and Ron find themselves in a computer lab where they can surf the Muggle internet, and see what the shippers are saying. They are intrigued until they find out that in order to leave, they must choose their own ships. Includes action, trouble, people coming back from the dead, and lots of that nice fluff at the end. Encompasses all of Portkey's ships.

  23. Fur and Feathers by happy_daze

    Hedwig and Crookshanks don't really want anything to do with each other. But when their "pets" are so obviously meant for each other, they have no choice but to deal with each other, yet still look out for their beloved Harry and Hermione.

  24. Stuck where? For the Weekend? by Just Breathing

    Harry and Hermione get locked in the Greenhouse for the Weekend! What will happen? Answer to a challenge by Kyo on The H/Hr forum. My first fic, be nice!

  25. Knee Deep by Amethyst

    Harry, as the title suggests, is knee-deep in denial, Seamus just broke up with his girlfriend, and Ron finds it all very amusing.

  26. Caught by happy_daze

    Mrs. Weasley accidentally walks in on Harry and Hermione doing... stuff. Oh Merlin! What havoc befalls us now?!

  27. To Lend a Helping Paw by Talion

    Crookshanks is back, and Harry is really going to need his help as he attempts the most difficult thing he has ever done . . . proposing to Hermione!

  28. The Inscription by happy_daze

    When in the hospital wing, Parvati stumbles upon a most interesting inscription engraved upon one of the bed frames. News spreads like wild fire. Harry gets irritated. Hermione is hiding something. Posted before at FAP on the ficlet thread.

  29. Message in a Pumpkin by Amethyst

    Ron’s got an admirer, and she’s got an interesting way of showing it.

  30. Entrapment by Nargle II by Amethyst

    This isn't a sequel to the first 'Entrapment by Nargle' - it's the same plot with a different pairing, also at the request of a friend.

  31. Entrapment by Nargle by Amethyst

    Pure mistletoe-cliche fluff, written at the request of a friend.

  32. If The Walls Could Speak... by SilverMuse

    If you ever get the feeling that something strange is watching you through eyes that you can't see, then this story outlines what it just might be... Somewhere in Harry's bedroom there's something unexpected watching him and it's surprising what this something sees...

  33. Madness by GrangerPotter75

    Harry's madness from his own point of view!

  34. The Doppelganger Dilemma by Mynuet

    Sequel to 'Anticipation'. Draco's plans for the Doppelganger Potion go slightly awry. Whatever will Ginny do when confronted with TWO Dracos?

  35. Anticipation by Mynuet

    Third in the Professor Malfoy series - Draco challenges Ginny to be wicked... Big mistake.

  36. A Little Bit of You by MysticalMaven

    During Ginny's 5th year, she and Malfoy have a confrontation and the resolution leaves one of them surprised.

  37. A Christmas Love by indridcold

    It has been decided that there will be a Christmas Ball at Hogwarts, and Harry knows who he would like to ask, but will he be to late? Through his dilemma, will Harry finally get to be with the one he loves?

  38. Turnabout by Mynuet

    Draco pays Ginny back for the events of "Happy Birthday, Professor Malfoy".

  39. Happy Birthday, Professor Malfoy by Mynuet

    Seventh year Ginny gives Potions Professor Malfoy a very special birthday present... While he's trying to teach a class.

  40. Have a nice trip! by Talion

    Harry and Hermione finally get together with a little help from an unexpected source!

  41. And Chaos Ensued by attackofthejello

    No one could have expected the madness that befell Hogwarts when four FBI agents arrived to investigate baby William's potential status as a wizard. Harry & company spend an action-packed afternoon with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes-- chasing Wormtail down, dueling the Malfoys, and discussing the woes of their fanfictional existences. Will Agent Dog ever be Agent Doggett again? Why is Reyes so enamoured of Snape? Also, the Agents can't believe who turns up to ruin their day-- in the form of Hogwarts's newest ghost. HP/X-Files crossover.

  42. Two Weeks Notice by gawaine

    Hermione's parents have decided to act to save her from Voldemort. Can Harry defeat the Dark Lord before he loses her?

  43. The Talk by FayeValentine00

    Harry and Hermione's daughter is getting old enough to start thinking about boys. One of them has to give her "the talk" but who will it be?

  44. Just a Little Lesson About Life by Cassie Valentine

    Not really any spoilers. Written in response to the "Where did I come from?" challenge. Harry encounters the dreaded question, but skillfully handles it.

  45. Behind Every Great Wizard... by Starlight623

    Harry and Hermione prepare for a night out (with Hermione's help). Very short and a little funny.

  46. Clueless by karenkate_kitty

    Written before book five... one of my favorite. : Book four was sealed with a kiss. Yup Hermione kissed Harry… ever wondered why? Seen in different Point of Views… Well, I’m just testing the waters if this type of writing works for me. Please R/R. Just a dose of a lot of fluffiness.

  47. It's a Potter Thing by hollytiger

    A little bit of H/HR Smut. Not enough to make it a R or NC-17 rated fic, so it's okay for 13 and above. Read to find out what goes on.

  48. Love Me, Love You by blazefury

    Realisation is at its best when it's by chance.

  49. Questions by simons_flower

    Harry has a question to ask. Sequel to "Decisions"

  50. Invalid Intentions by Devilzzz

    Ginny takes Floo Powder to get to her boyfriend's house - but things go wrong and she ends up in Malfoy Manor instead!