Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Of All The Strange Things by InTheStars

    Maybe it was another crusade of ‘improving house relations,’ or maybe it was because the school needed more money, or maybe it was an advanced form of brutal torture, and Draco was positive the third was true, at least to himself.

  2. Harry Potter: The Gathering Storm by bojack

    A light coming of age story set in Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. This story was inspired by an illustration by muddgutts. Now completed!

  3. With Closed Eyes by Feron

    "Let me see you, please?" His breathing was erratic and his heart was pounding against his chest. She smelled of sweet peaches and tasted like berries. Her slightest movement caused his senses to accelerate and his body to respond intimately.

  4. Hogwart's Karaoke by Professor Ember Kinsar

    As Dumbledore is a strange man he has decided that Hogwarts should hold an annual Karaoke Festival. This of course means all students must participate. What song will each sing and will Hermione's song of love be enough to finally get Harry's attention? Also has R/L and D/G. Chap3 up. Enjoy!

  5. Almost There by Feron

    Harry goes through his last year in Hogwarts contemplating about girls, Voldemort, and hormones. Shows the angst and eagerness of a teenager torn apart in the last stages of his school year. A tribute to those poor Muggles who only have pills and condoms for contraceptives.

  6. Agitation by sugarbear_1269

    Draco and Ginny get agitated. Post-Hogwarts in Malfoy Mansion, all that living-in-sin goodness! Unrelated to my Who? Trilogy. One shot, completed.

  7. Love Potion No 2 by Mudbloodcaz

    Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts

  8. Diametrically Opposed by mony2208

    Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy … & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind … (began before ootp release, but will include some ootp spoilers later on)

  9. Reward System by Nokomis

    Draco and Ginny mess up the potion they are working on. Hijinks ensue.

  10. My Best Friend's Wedding by lissag7

    Takeoff on the Julia Roberts comedy. Harry tells Hermione that he is getting married, which causes Hermione to act in desperation, which causes Draco to sing a rather ridiculous song, which causes Ginny to get jealous...and so on and so forth. Chaos abounds.

  11. Last Night Of A Bachelor by nmffnurse

    On the eve of Draco's marriage to Pansy, Draco mulls over the past and magically wakes up to a certain redhead.

  12. I do by silverwand

    The day has finally come for Harry and Hermione to exchange their vows. But nothing is ever normal when it come to Harry Potter. Will some unforseen actions prevent the two from taking the trip down the isle?

  13. The Instigators by FayeValentine00

    Hermione is being set up on a blind date by Ginny and Harry is being set up on a blind date by Ron. The only thing is, Harry and Hermione don't realize that their dates are each other. How will they react?

  14. Never Say Never by ravensblood

    When Harry’s stalked by every pre-menopausal witch in Hogwarts, he enlists the help of one of his oldest friends to help him marry the object of his affection: Minerva McGonagall.

  15. Realization by FayeValentine00

    A quick story about the moment when Harry and Hermione realize their feelings for each other.

  16. You love who? by Krazy Ivan

    The gang is going to a graduation party. Harry and Draco both think that Ginny is in love with Harry. Will Draco be able to learn the truth before it is too late?

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  17. Armageddon by Moonbeam

    A little end of the world smut.

  18. The Christmas Party by napalmnacey

    Christmas has hit Hogwarts in Harry’s final and seventh year, and it’s up to Ron to organize the Christmas Party to beat all Christmas Parties. Harry has no time to help however; he’s made Hermione swear off text books for a week and she’s made him swear off Quidditch. Ron’s life is marred by a schoolboy crush on Fleur Delacour, but he’s helped along by the companionship of Lavender and Parvati as they help him out with the party. Hilarity ensues. (I hope).

  19. Valentine by Kalie

    Valentine's Day draws ever closer, leaving Harry extremely frustrated. He decides to make a Valentine for a certain somebody, but he gets more than he bargained for. Surprises, humor, Distraught!Harry, and one outlandish V-Day. What more can you ask for?

  20. Butterbeer Ramblings by napalmnacey

    It’s Quidditch Saturday, and Harry, Ron and Hermione are receiving a visit from Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia, all graduated and bearing alcohol gifts. Much fun and baring of souls ensues.

  21. A Different Perspective by akscully

    The other Gryffindors have plenty to say about Harry and Hermione's relationship.

  22. Hermione and Ginny Filler OotP Scene by Just Breathing

    We know Hermione knows Ginny has given up on Harry, but how does Hermione know?

  23. There's Something About Buttons by Szaranea

    It’s the middle of the night and Draco Malfoy has a problem with something that is very Weasley, and very disgusting. And there’s quite a bit about buttons in it.

  24. Spot by J

    In which Draco Malfoy acquires a spot.

  25. Persistence by zettazofia

    Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl. He asked her out. She said no. He asked her again. And again. And again. And again... L/J ficlet, short and sweet.

  26. Hopes First Words by NiaSphinx

    One-shot after 'the talk'. Not necessary to have read it. Harry and Hermione have a little girl named Hope. They have to attend a Hogwarts reunion and while they're there Hope says her first words. Will Harry be doomed to live the rest of eternity in the dog house? Read to find out! WARNING slight cussing. One shot only.

  27. Voldemort strikes back by rufuscoperpot

    Some duel, some amazing fly on a broomstick and 30 points from Gryffindor - One shot

  28. A Slip of the Tongue by Cheering Charm and Vicarious L

    EPILOGUE POSTED!! (AU) When Harry and Malfoy try to jinx each other in the corridors of Hogwart's the spells collide with a startling effect! Loosely based on the film "Freaky Friday," how will Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Malfoy handle a few days as the other? Make-up lessons, girls' slumber parties, thongs, showers, and PMS are just a few of the issues they must encounter while desperately searching for the counter curse to switch them all back!

  29. A Wedding Full of Errors by MissMoral

    After the disastrous proposal in "A Comedy of Errors", Harry and Hermione decided to get married. Both decided that they've had enough of excitement to last them a lifetime during the proposal and only wish for a perfect and quiet wedding. Will their wish be granted? Sequel to "A Comedy of Errors" with ideas from the challenge "A Very Crazy Wedding". Please read and review.

  30. Bridge to Caliadrien by Ryoko Blue and Heaven

    Harry and Hermione meet in the park as kids, and find a fantasy land that they claim as their own.

  31. Midnight Confession by Anne U

    When Hermione found herself looking at Harry in a different way in seventh year, she tried to push it out of her mind. For the sake of their friendship, she worked hard to avoid certain thoughts. It was a brilliant plan, as usual, until it all fell apart late one night.

  32. Yes or No by J

    To live in the moment, to gamble life sometimes, to love unconditionally. Risk. Rated for brief sexual reference.

  33. My Fair Lady by MissMoral

    Remember Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle from the movie My Fair Lady? Here is my HP version of it. Harry met Hermione outside the theater on a rainy night. With Harry as the paranoid phonetics professor and Hermione as the terrible accented flower girl, a whole new adventure was about to begin.An answer to the challenge from Shooting-Star in the Challenge section of Portkey.org. Please read and review.

  34. Apples and Oranges by Tic-Tac

    Hermione wakes up one perfectly normal day, not knowing it will end with an interesting revelation...

  35. Just A Girl by Black Rapture

    Can best friends of seven years become something more? Join The Marauders for their last year at Hogwarts, and an adventure they'll never forget. A/N: As one of my older and therefore bad works, I declare this story condemned. Read at your own peril.

  36. Harry Potter: Big Brother (Pain In The Arse) by Moonbeam

    Hermione is sick of Harry's big brother routine, so she confronts him.

  37. Drunk by sugarbear_1269

    Safely hidden away in a corner of the dark club, she watches him get drunk.

  38. One Night Long by Heaven

    Harry asks Hermione to spend one night with him after they meet during an interview. What happens when when they begin to fall in love with one another?

  39. Women Translations by Thats So Raven

    Draco Malfoy learns a few things in the Langauge of Women. Comedy...R/R Plz! (One Shot)

  40. The Talk by NiaSphinx

    Harrys become quite the young man and Sirius decides it's his duty to have a 'talk' with Harry about 'the birds and the bees'And is Hermione *gasp* pregnant? FIND OUT R&R

  41. Coming Out of the Cabinet by Rainpuddle13

    All Draco and Ginny wanted to do was spend a little quality time together - things don't quite go according to plan...

  42. Guess What's Under The Blue Bowl? by mia fitzpatrick

    Harry is covered only by a blue bowl. Hermione is curious and does a Pippin.

  43. Harry Potter, Privet Dick (err, Ministry Auror) by XhaLe

    I wanted to become an unspeakable so I could be one of the many things I was going to do to her body. Schlock and Awe of the pulp fiction/film noir variety. Humor, smut, H/Hr

  44. I'm Not Crazy by Thats So Raven

    The students of Hogwarts go see psychiatrists! Laughter This will be fun! Chapter eight up! *GROUP SESSION* Read if you're in need of a laugh! Including Ships H/Hr and R/L!

  45. Quidditch Pants and Reports by Facade

    Hermione tries her best to remain neutral and merely observe the reactions a delicious Mr. Potter causes by wearing a pair of Quidditch pants. Though in the middle of her reporting, she somehow finds herself being her own subject. Imagine that.

  46. His Shirt by Anazecria

    Harry didn't realise just how torturous listening to Lavender and Parvati could be.

  47. Silence is Golden by Heaven

    Based off a picture by Phoenix Blue: When Hermione is rendered speechless by a curse from Malfoy, Harry reads aloud to her from her favorite book. PWP Fluff inside! Rated PG for a bit of snogging!

  48. It's The Little Things by DiezeL

    Hermione is studying for NEWTS with Harry in the library when she discovers something about herself. Harry's POV is now up, as well as the conclusion! (Replaced Chapter Two)

  49. My Beloved Ferret by Sakura1287

    Ficlet inspired by a Challenge. Draco's Animagus form is, much to his misfortune, a ferret. What happens when he falls into the unknowing hands of Ginny Weasley?

  50. Mangoes: Special Extended Edition by Anazecria

    Hermione enjoys her food. This is not a sequel. This is an NC-17 version of my PG-13 Mangoes Ficlet. They are different, yet they are the same. You don't need to have read the other one to understand this; it is just a matter of preference. I didn't plan for there to be two versions, it just happened that way. Enjoy.