Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. The Tribulations of a Self-Absorbed 4th Year by VipyGirl831

    "My perfect man is still at this school for another half year. This calls for drastic measures: Operation Maturity and Hotnessity is a go." Jessie Torbourn was tired of waiting. She was willing to do anything to get Harry Potter for herself. Only one person stood in her way... Hermione Granger... An outsider’s reluctant view on a Harry/Hermione relationship.

  2. Those Blue Eyes by karenkate_kitty

    She had admired him from up far until the day they finally spoke to each other. She was miss weirdo, so, why would he fall for her? Actually, why wouldn’t he? It's an AU if you've read book 6

  3. Under The Blankets and Dreaming by sugarbear_1269

    Draco + bed + wet dream = Lusty Ginny. Loosely correlated to my other fic "Agitation." One-shot, complete.

  4. Perfection by pelirroja

    Lily and James spend their first moments of married life together.

  5. When Your Best Friends Fall In Love by BBlack

    "...you must learn to let go. Most of the people that we think we fall in love with will not return our love, and it will break out hearts. But they will repair and then we will find another person to give our hearts to - only sometimes that turns out like the first, and our already fragile hearts are broken again. The process is repeated until you find somebody unlike all the rest, somebody who is as much in love with you as you are with them. Some people never find that person because they either never let go of somebody or refuse for their hearts to be put back together again."

  6. Arranging Lives by Irish_Rose

    Harry wonders how his parents ended up together. Remus tells him a funny little story.

  7. Harsh Justice by madeli

    Lily is faced to suffer the consequences of her brash actions. And much to her own chagrin the punishment is flying lessons... taught by none other than James Potter, the one she cannot stand to be near. Rated Mature for later chapters.

  8. The Price of Love by Excalibur

    Harry Potter hated the attention his fame produced but when a worthy muggle charity can benefit from that fame, he reluctantly agrees to enter a bachelor's auction. Little did he suspect that Hermione has had her sights set on him for quite some time ...Answer to the challenge Keep Believing by Kezbo.

  9. As Lovers Go by pip of a took

    PWP, Post Second War, a bit fluffy and a bit song fic. One shot...maybe.

  10. Valentine's day by Rid

    Luna Lovegood has been afraid, afraid to let Ron know her true feeling! But now in the seventh year , when Professor Dumbledore has created Laughing, Singing , Loving cupids who deliver your message to the one you love , Luna is going to Let Ron finally know! Even if it means embarrassing him! She would fight trolls for him!

  11. Battle Royale by LaydeLyra

    Rating chosen for later songs. Battle of the Bands at Hogwarts. Who will get to open in the muggle world for the Weird Sisters?

  12. Seeing Past the Facade by jess131346

    Ginny is looking for a quiet getaway, for some time to herself. Locked away, the last person she expects to find her is the one person who insists on finding her, making him see past the facade she hides under. oneshot, fluff, DMGW

  13. Fruits De Mer by VanillaPuF

    The D/G companion piece to Red Moon Dreaming. Draco's been having a few strange dreams.... High PG13 for Draco's potty mouth.

  14. Harry Potter and the Seven Magical Spheres by Classic Cowboy

    (Harry Potter/Dragon Ball crossover) After what happened in fifth year, Harry expected his sixth year to be better. But when some friends from his early years come into his new current life, everything will be turned upside down. Action, Romance, Angst, and Insanity galor!

  15. The Real World: Harry Potter Style by Captain Sunryse

    What do you get when you put The Golden Trio, Two Dynamic Duos, and Two Lone Rangers into one house? Why The Real World, Harry Potte Style, of course. Featuring ships, D/G, H/Hr, R/L

  16. The Next Victim by silverbutterfly

    Ginny is a big girl now, but Ron seemes to disagree. When he opened his big fat mouth, he never exepected his own sister to do something like that, with Draco Malfoy, in front of the whole school. ~~One-shot Fic~~

  17. A Surprise Revelation by FayeValentine00

    While helping Harry hideout, Hermione makes a spilt second decision that changes both of their lives forever.

  18. A Battle of Power by madeli

    Yeah, so I know the title is fairly cheesy but I can't seem to keep from doing that. But if you move past the title you will find a story in which Draco is challenged by someone he never expected. Someone he had never even noticed before. Someone who soon took control of the battle and won his heart.

  19. 25 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do by VipyGirl831

    Result of a plot bunny gone to far. When Hermione is forced (yes, forced by the ever plotting Lavender and Parvati) to read an article telling of 25 things a perfect guy would do, she realizes the perfect guy has been in front of her all along! Includes a locked broom closet, drunken dancing Dobby, a food fight (including pumpkin pie and whipped cream), an article with many flashbacks, cute love letters, and a secret admirer.

  20. A Galleon For Your Thoughts by DiezeL

    A love confession doesn't come cheap, which Harry finds out soon enough. One shot only.

  21. The card game by VMaster

    This is in response to a challenge. What happens when an innocent game of exploding snap gets out of hand?

  22. Pretend Boyfriend by M.R.M

    Ginny wants to show off to Draco to get his attention but the only way she can do this is if she has a boyfriend to help grab his attention. Well she is only looking for a guy to use he actually falls for her, and so does Draco. What will happen in the end? you'll just have to wait and see! -|Based on a D/G Story. Has some H/Hr|- (WORKING ON UPDATE)

  23. Pub Night by Tawny Spitfyre

    When Harry and friends meet at the pub one night, the conversation gets a bit silly. Answer to the Pick-Up Line Challenge.

  24. Harry Potty by wolf33

    Draco and Ginny team up to play a prank on Harry. Will sparks fly? You better believe it. H/Hr on the side.

  25. Sweet Home London by Amynoelle

    Sequel to Circle of Friends. Hermione Granger's new life holds skeletons in her closet that her new boyfriend doesn't know about--namely that she was married to Harry Potter, who refuses to divorce her. Determined to end their marriage and sever all ties to the past once and for all, Hermione returns to London. Home still holds a special place in her heart as does Harry. Maybe what she thought she wanted, wasn't what she wanted at all.

  26. Ice Cream Sunday by Jade and Sarea Okelani

    [one-shot] Draco loved Sundays. And sundaes. But not Weasleys.

  27. Cupidity by fenriswolf

    In the years following his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter is acknowledged to be the most powerful wizard alive. Unfortunately, he's also in a REALLY bad mood. What happens when some unlikely allies decide to interfere in his love life? Brief mention of R/Hr, ends with H/Hr, R/L... FINAL CHAPTER: Rating increased to NC-17 to cover the final part, the missing scene from the end of Chapter Six. Just what was going on in Harry's room while Remuc and Narcissa were standing in the hallway?

  28. He's a Regular Machine by DeliaBlack

    James Potter is in love with Lily Evans. Lily Evans severely dislikes James Potter. What will become of the two in their seventh and final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? L/J and S/OC. Severe Music Warning.

  29. When Love Met Quidditch by Leslie Lalaith

    AU Meet Lily Evans, volatile journalist for Witch Weekly. Sparks fly when she is sent to cover the season of James Potter's Quidditch team...even though she knows next to nothing about Quidditch. Old flames, new crushes and love triangles galore!

  30. Friendship Lost, Love Gained by Auror Girls

    Au: Hermione is Draco's twin sister. What happens when the-Boy-who-Live falls for bad girl Hermione Malfoy? What will his friends think? Will a friendship be lost but will he gave a new love

  31. The Dance by VMaster

    A friend of mine who had a similar problem inspired this story. I advised her to write it down since I thought it would make a nice story. When she refused I told her that I would do it if she didn’t. She seemed to like it, so I decided to share it with everyone. Normally I don’t do stories from other peoples POV, but it’s the only way this story really works. I made some changes to chapter 1 and added a second one from Harry's POV. It takes place in 6th year -- and Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia all pulled a Flint and got left back.

  32. April Fool's Day by kyc639

    Another challenge response. April Fool's Day approaches in Harry's seventh year, and the boys are excited. But Hermione seems a bit out of sorts... Paused while I find some inspiration

  33. Return to Sender by Molly Moon

    Sequel to ‘Arrival Unexpected’ and second in the ‘Owl Post Series’: Remus Lupin is learning that time stands still for no one, least of all for the resident teenage werewolf of Hogwarts. Things aren’t that easy for his friends either: Peter struggles with the aftermath of last year’s attack; Sirius Black is the embodiment of trouble; James and Lily have planned their future together, but the best laid plans of mice, men or even a Marauder often go astray. What they don’t know is that outside the walls of Hogwarts, more mayhem is coming their way in a deadly and unexpected form.

  34. Celebrate by Ringo

    This is a reposting of a story written in late 2002/ early 2003 so it is(obviously) Pre-OOTP. It's been five days since Harry's defeat of You-Know-Who and he's about to return to Hogwarts to continue his studies. What will happen between Harry and Hermione when there are no more obstacles keeping them from admitting their true feelings? And how will everyone else react?

  35. Depression by padfoot_puppyeyes

    After 2 years or more of asking Lily Evans out, and being rejected each time, James Potter gives up. but when he does, and falls in a depression, who will pull him out? Has Lily changed her mind? how far into the darkness will he fall, and will he want to be caught?-for now, it's first point of view, but for many different people. also, I really don't believe in love at first sight, so it's going to be a rocky beggining. Fluff/dark. please read and review, it's my first fanfic. corrective critisisum and support are very much apperciated! also, i've love your opinion, humor, angst, or romance?

  36. To Wed the Enemy by Ailleann

    In the wake of the final battle against Voldemort, former Deatheater families are being mobbed and lynched. To bridge the gap forming in the wizarding world, the Minister of Magic decides to marry Ginny and Draco to form a political alliance.

  37. Time of the Month by kyc639

    Written in response to a challenge. Hermione is irritable, Ron has foot-in-mouth disease, and Harry is reluctant but ever the hero.

  38. The Trouble With Love Is by jltat

    What will happen when the two supposedly smartest students at Hogwarts finally see what's been in front of them all along? Will they act on their feelings, or will they need the help of their friends to give them a 'gentle' push in the right direction?

  39. Brooms and Babies by tiredone

    A humorous tirade at just how far rumors can go when you combine quidditch, kneazles, and a lot of butterbeer. Yes, I know the title is cheesy. It's late, and I'm tired. So deal with it. One shot

  40. She WILL be mine... by kyc639

    Harry realizes his feelings for Hermione and develops an elaborate plan to get her to notice him

  41. Sweet Dreams by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Lily Evans hates James Potter. So when he starts invading her dreams, she's determined to get to the bottom of it, but it wouldn't be how she had originally planned. I'm not really too sure how long this peticular l/j will end up going, or WHERE it will end up going. I just know it'll be fun getting there. Watch Lily try to figure the dividing line between love and hate. (it seems to be growing thinner these days, doesn't it?)

  42. Frustrating by InTheStars

    There was nothing as frustrating as Ginny Weasley in a state of all-consuming temper.

  43. Lazy Afternoons by En Shu

    A 7h year H/H fic. Unlike most stories, Harry and Hermione are already going steady. Voldemort has already been destroyed, by whom you ask? Why by everyone's favorite wizard, Harry Potter of course! This story tends to be more easy going and funny, but violence does occur--old wounds don't heal easily. Don't worry, this wont be one of the "New Dark Lord rising" type of fics. And Btw, it's rated NC-17 for a reason. No minors allowed.

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  44. Lost Without You by katediggory

    After Hogwarts - it's time for some confessions. Hermione is alone in Muggle London, and one drunken night as she tried to forget the tragedies of the past she sends a letter revealing her true feelings for the Saviour of the Wizarding World.

  45. Pink Hearts by InTheStars

    Flying pink hearts, chocolate frog songs, and muffins. What ever is Draco to do? Very late Valentine's ficcie.

  46. Pacific Dawn by Michie

    The trio are out of Hogwarts and leading their own lives. What happens when Ron gets desperate for a vacation and books them for a wizarding vacation to an unexpected destination? It all started when they made a pact to do something unforgettable when each of them turned 21. Now it's time to put that pact into action!

  47. Getting Along! by ginnymalfoy21

    The boys are all sick and are all stuck in one room, are they going to learn how to get along with each other or do there girlfriends have to do something about it. D/G, H/Hr, and R/Lu

  48. BC2 - The Aftermath: The Room of Harry Potter's Requirement by Anazecria

    Some sequels should never be written. The sequel to The Senseless Broom Cupboard Ficlet and the return of the Three Rather Fetching Women in Dress Robes. This story picks up immediately where its prequel left off, so be sure to read that before reading this.

  49. Misconceptions by Szaranea

    Even super-heroes are not safe from the horrors of puberty, as Harry must discover. Indecision, break-ups and make-ups, strange trains of thought, and rather delicate problems, all seen through the perspective of Harry’s diary. *sighs* After looking at my reviews I feel like I have to declare that this is not gonna be H/G. Ginny will get somebody else.

  50. 007: Magical Theory by nerdypurdy

    Join the gang for some humorous, lighthearted fun and a few obstacles as they struggle to film their version of a James Bond movie. An AU one-shot meant only for fun! (A writing collaboration between myself and Calvin Potterson!)