Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. The Snitch by napalmnacey

    After a drunken night of revelry, Hermione stumbles into Harry's room and shows him a brand new tattoo she had no idea she had gotten. In the days that follow, Harry cannot get his mind off the glittering tattoo on her belly. Can someone fall in love just because of a tattoo?

  2. A Sirius Plan by Starlight623

    During Harry's sixth year, Sirius (who is a free and alive man) decides to take it upon himself to bring Harry and Hermione together.

  3. Honeydukes Dilemma by red_dragon88

    Draco is turned away at Honeydukes because of Lucius. Contains implications that Blaise likes Luna. One-shot

  4. Sorceress, Know Thyself by LadyTuesday

    Ever taken one of those "How well do you know your best friend" quizzes in a magazine? The Pumpkins are about to do just that .... ~~ Based on the 'Answer me this ...' challenge at portkey.org ~~

  5. The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Women by pelirroja

    James Potter is having a bit of trouble realising that marriage is a partnership, and that honesty is the best policy.

  6. Hermione, Her-my-oh-knee, Hermione Granger by chic_geek

    Harry Potter is a love-sick git in his own words. To the author, he is a neurotic love-sick git-- and Hermione Granger, well, let Hermione Granger think what she wishes to think!

  7. Mating Season by Amethyst

    Ron seemed utterly nonplussed by both Hermione dashing away and Harry looking daggers at him. "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack may be skittish and hide under its bed of moss, but that does not stop the skilled observer from knowing when it is in mating season."

  8. Elvis Is Our King by Ursula Lives

    Men just don’t pick up on things like not so subtle hints towards marriage. And unfortunately, Harry was a man. Is a man. You’d think he’d have gotten the message through his thick skull when I dragged him off to look at wedding dresses.

  9. I've Had My Taste of Honey by artemis of isles

    "a delectable bookworm by trade, who read every book having been made." A 122 line poem - parody of Harry's love life.

  10. Love Advice From a Hippogriff by Skeeter

    Harry has problems. This we know. But when it comes to girls, he's completely clueless! That is, until a certain hippogriff gives him some advice.

  11. Pseudo-Balls and Snogging by zettazofia

    James and Sirius have a random moment, and it's followed closely by the beginning of Lily and James's romance. Or rather, their future snogging. L/J.

  12. Rain Sweetened Kisses by zettazofia

    Lily and James share a perfectly lovely rainy day in Hogsmeade. Short and sweet and fluffy. :o) 

  13. The Dragon's Egg by Thats So Raven

    Ginny and Draco had one great night together at a party. After Ginny graduates she disappears. What happens when she bumps into Draco? Will she tell him about his daughter? Will they fall in love? Will it all be Happy-Giddy?

  14. The Babysitting Adventures of Ronald Weasley by Caramella

    Ron and gang are forced to babysit the Weasley cousins over spring break. Hilarity and romance ensue.

  15. False Accusations by Spanky_Potter

    When Ron notices Harry picking up all of Hermione's quirky traits it leads him to one conclusion: Hermione is slowly but surely manipulating Harry's fragile mind! Meanwhile Ginny and co. try to get him to see the obvious and innuendo ensues!

  16. Happy Chaos by Ella Marie

    Nine years after their final year at Hogwarts and the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry and Hermione enjoy time with their children and friends at the traditional Saturday Weasley Picnic. One-shot, warm and fluffy, with slight humour, rather short.

  17. A Letter Meant For No One by Mara Jade Potter

    What would happen if Hedwig interefered in Harry's love-life? A one-shot including too much firewhiskey, a love letter, and realization for the clueless Harry.

  18. Make Me Proud by Sakura1287

    Draco gets "the talk" from Lucius. Slightly fluffy!Draco but not sickeningly so.

  19. Boxes by padfoot_puppyeyes

    As much as none of us like it, Sirius Black is dead, and Remus Lupin is mourning his last packmate, his last friend. But going through the boxes of Sirius's old stuff could bring realizations, and sometimes while memories are good, it's best to put them behind you. Scenes from the Marauder's days at school and afterwards! Humor and pain!

  20. Confessions of a treacherous mind by Szaranea

    Let me introduce myself: my name is Draco Malfoy, I am currently sixteen years old, and I am the most misunderstood person in the world – the ramblings of a boy who knows what he wants. Perhaps kinda absolutely.

  21. Bugger off, Ron! by Adrial

    Ginny and Hermione take out their frustrations on an unsuspecting Ron Weasley one night at the Burrow. Who said girls can't sock a good one, anyway?

  22. Wit Beyond Measure by JonClift

    AU after HBP: A series of monologue-type entries from Loony Luna Lovegood’s journal (she doesn’t have a diary), in which she likens her red-haired obsession to her Father, Professor Trelawney, imaginary creatures, and of course to butterbeer and raindrops… what more could a girl ask for?

  23. A Deep, Soul Connection by LilPrincess48

    Challenge Fic. Thanks to a spell gone wrong, Harry and Hermione's souls have been bound together. Not only can they sense each other's emotions, know where each other is at all times, and read each other's minds, but these effects are bringing them a lot closer together. And, in Ron's opinion, that's a little too close for comfort. HHr, one-sided RHr, some DG

  24. Wet by Cindy

    "Was Ron right when he said I was a bad kisser?" A one-shot set in the middle of OotP.

  25. Nights Like These by Ramoning Along

    "So, if we go get ice-cream. . ." "In cones," Harry interrupts. Hermione nods and continues. "Then you will be a perfect student for the rest of the night?" Harry just grins and nods. "I could not believe you less," Hermione laughs.

  26. Why Me? by orchid

    It's the wizarding wedding of the century. But when Harry is called away to work, can Hermione cope with planning it alone? When everything seems to be going wrong!

  27. Of Snows And Leaves by dreamfish

    With Christmas only days away, Ron doesn’t feel so good about anything. He feels different than everyone else and it’s that fact that makes this story worth exploring.

  28. Hand-Held Books by dreamfish

    An Annual shopping trip turns up more than their school supplies. (Just a quick note -> the ship is only IMPLIED in this, and that’s the way I wrote it but it’s quite clear). It is a one-shot but I might develop it further into a proper full-fledge romantic fic.

  29. Finding Halves by Ramoning Along

    Finding your "Other Half" has never been harder. Especially if your Hermione Granger.

  30. The Icing on the Cake by Nokomis

    In a tale of forks, golden tassels and cake, Ginny endures an uncomfortable meal at the Malfoys.

  31. A Fairy Tale Story by Jakia

    [AU. Not meant to be taken seriously.] Here is a humorous tale of the adventures of Prince Harry, the hero, his sidekick Prince Ron, who should be the King if it wasn't for his father getting drunk one night and giving his kingly-hood to his sister, and Hermione Granger, the evil ugly step sister who is neither ugly nor evil. Starts out H/G (Not really, read to find out what I mean), but becomes H/Hr. Obviously. Other ships include R/LL (Though not until the very end.) Remus/Tonks (A somewhat personal favorite of mine) and a odd Neville/Ginny/Draco love triangle. Hope you enjoy!

  32. Messes by InTheStars

    "A stunned moment passed, the Hall blinking in confoundment before- A chair flopped over with a bang, and Seamus Finnigan smiled hugely, “FOOD FIGHT!” "

  33. No love stories in the kitchen by Harry85

    *AU* Hermione is the daughter of a restaurateur in Barnsley, near Sheffield. She wants to become a great chef, and gets an invitation for a stage in the "Garden", the restaurant of Harry Potter, one of the world's best chefs... I took inspiration for this from a fiction I saw in the TV.

  34. Divination Homework by Jakia

    Harry has Divination Homework. Hermione, Ron, and every other Gryffindor decides they want to know what they future holds for Harry. [HHr]

  35. The Benefits of a Bad Night's Sleep by kyc639

    Harry has a nightmare and finds that there is a good side to having bad dreams.

  36. Mornings by J

    It’s mindless, a wee bit introspective and a quiet glimpse into a life of an “average” sixteen year old.

  37. Why We Love Children by Thats So Raven

    A One-shot ficlet about Draco and Ginny living as married parents. Humor/Romance. R/R

  38. How Much? by weird4hanson

    Hermione overhears a conversation between Harry and the boys. Later, she tells Harry that what she overheard is not possible. Harry says it is and "Wanna bet?" And the deal was on.. who will win? How much can she take? Only one way to find out, innit?

  39. Merlin's Beard! by SilverFoot

    Harry is in deep trouble hehe, well just read and review, i think you will like it :)

  40. Not Only a Daydream, or Quidditch and Daydreams Don't Mix by Nicole

    Harry loses the Quidditch Cup due to infatuation with a certain Gryffindor Prefect. However, losing the Quidditch Cup proves trivial when confronted about the reason for his inability to catch the Snitch. Mostly fluff, but not that of an Orange Crushy fic. Written for the Harry /Hermione Ficathon.

  41. Delusional Ballet by JonClift

    PoA movie fic: Ron dreams about his worst fear. So why do they want him to tap-dance with them? (Slight/implied H/Hr)

  42. Charms by Bloody Sakura

    She just wanted to be early for class... One-shot.

  43. Heat Wave by Anne U

    It’s early August 2003, shortly after Harry’s 23rd birthday. Just as Harry and Hermione have moved in together as lovers, Great Britain suffers through a long and ugly heat wave that puts a crimp in their love life. See them uncrimp it. Written for the Harry/Hermione Ficathon, http://www.livejournal.com/community/hphg_ficathon. Thanks to Apolla for the basic premise, abigail89 for the first line, and abigail89, M. Potter and mollymoon for beta-reading this.

  44. The Truth Lies Within by hpchk86

    *CHAPTER 2 COMPLETE* Harry and Hermione have had crushes on each other forever. Will their crushes stay secret or will fate take its course? H/Hr, R/L, D/G, Oliver/OC.

  45. Revenge is Sweet, But Kisses Are Sweeter by MPotter77

    Harry takes Hermione with him to the Dursleys after the final defeat of Voldemort. **Originally submitted for the hphg_ficathon on Livejournal.**

  46. In the Liquor Cabinet by Amethyst

    Crookshanks is missing, and Harry and Hermione, as you might have guessed, are in a liquor cabinet. Written for the hphg_ficathon community on livejournal.

  47. The Boys Who Lived by Spinny

    AU:what if voldemort had actually assumed neville was the child of the prophecy? what if harry potter had a parent while he was growing up? an alternate rewrite on the familiar story that this author hopes he hasnt screwed up royally.

  48. Seven Minutes in Heaven by bamaslamma29

    Harry's POV. "This is the story of how Hermione Granger and I got together, or the story of how I almost murdered Ron. It all depends on your perspective..."

  49. His Little Healer by silverbutterfly

    Draco is an Auror, while Ginny is a Healer. What happens when lifetime enemies have to share an appartment? Will they kill eachother? Or will they fall in love? Read to find out...

  50. Inevitable by Facade

    Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more than her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused! Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction. More fun heads our way when news of a first date reaches our ears. Where disaster and witty quips strike! Everyone and their mother is in it. And just who stole the potion? Also what's up with the Butterbeer?