Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. The Tragedy of the Human Condition by antidarthani

    The Yule Ball arrives during the 7th year at Hogwarts... You're just going to have to read it to find out :)

  2. Beyond Therapy by Karen Noelle

    One unforeseen incident brings Draco and Ginny into each other’s lives. They meet, they bicker, they hex and they try to uncross their paths but more incidents abound. Misunderstandings, duels, pranks, detentions. And therapy sessions with Professor Trelawney. Will they eventually learn to manage their anger and stop making each other’s life miserable? Or will they discover something more? Features sixthyear!Draco, feisty!Ginny, curious!Hermione and cheeky!Blaise. And a whole lot more about growing up, change, and discovering the true self.

  3. Ron's Admirer by Goldy

    Ron has a secret admirer, Harry finds the entire thing highly amusing, and Hermione's jealous of Luna. Ron/Luna and Harry/Hermione pairing.

  4. Chaos Theory by nerdypurdy

    What happens when you take one stubborn Quidditch player, one hard headed journalist and then throw a wedding into the mix? (For their sakes, let's hope someone else is getting married.) (A/N: Out of town for a month...sorry)

  5. Someone Cast A Riddikulus Spell On My Life! by cew-smoke

    The madman of angst is taking a short break from heartache to take a step into the unknown. Humor. Pointless nonsense for the sake of being silly. This will be a very short series about Harry's life after graduating from Hogwarts. To put it plainly, his life is utterly riddikulus. Please be aware these characters are NOT 'in' character for this little ditty. Hope you enjoy it!

  6. The Estate of Sirius Black by Kasper

    This is a single chapter from a longer fic. A friend suggested it might do well as a one-shot. Harry has is being trained personally by Dumbledore, who wants Harry to be comfortable enough around him to refer to him by his first name. Harry can't, so a charm is placed on him that will shock him when he can't refer to someone by their first name. This charm is eventually applied to all at Hogwarts during Harry's training and under this spell they attend the will reading for Sirius.

  7. Hack. Snort. Cough. Sneeze. by Goldy

    Completely plotless and pointless. I was sick, so I made Hermione suffer. Unlike Hermione, I didn't have Harry to make me feel better. Fluffiriffic.

  8. After the Morning After by kyc639

    Waking up next to Hermione after a night he cannot remember, Harry struggles with maintaining the friendship he has always known.

  9. The Way of Hermione Granger by Szaranea

    When Hermione stumbles into a crisis and disappears, Harry goes on a quest to find his girl and bring her back. And all he has on his side is a deranged Frenchwoman, a tattered copy of a book that no-one should want to read, and the knowledge that night-time is the best time to wash your hair.

  10. You've Got the Cutest Little Baby Face by Starlight623

    My response to Lover's "Baby Harry" challenge made long ago. After a potion class goes horribly wrong, Hermione must take care of a very young Harry.

  11. Mentiroso by VanillaPuF

    Draco is swindled into boywatching with Ginny. A questionable situation arises, and accusations fly! Fun for the whole family. Actually just the D/G shipper looking for a laugh. Highish PG13.

  12. Beyond A Kiss by pottergirl786

    It's Christmas Eve and Hermione is standing under the mistletoe...

  13. Dumb Girl by CliodnaHPFan

    One-shot ficlet, COMPLETE. No more chapters. Ron asks Hermione to do a favor for him - one that winds up forcing Harry and Hermione to admit their feelings for one another.

  14. When things Look up by Rid

    Harry and Hermione have tried to hide their relationship from everybody ever since they graduated from Hogwarts. What happens when the press get a whiff of their affair?How do they deal with that, and a ranting Ronald Weasley.

  15. That Funny Feeling. by Rid

    In her search for Mr. right-Hermoine goes through her share of weirdo’s. Harry does everything to make his life what it never will be-Perfect. What they both don't know is that-they belong together- one way or another. And if it will take the Weasley siblings four disaster dates and one major break-up to get these two together- they will do that and more. A story for all of you who had their Mr. Right in front of them- but could never recognize them.

  16. Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream by nerdypurdy

    Ice cream, hangovers, and Seamus acting like a duck...what else would you expect from graduation at Hogwarts? (Just a cute, fluffy one-shot with absolutely no plot!)

  17. Acronycal by CliodnaHPFan

    Post-Hogwarts. Harry has battled Voldemort and emerged victorious, although the winning side has suffered severe losses. Harry has been withdrawn from the majority of both the Wizarding and Muggle worlds alike. He is continually haunted by nightmares of lost loved ones and gruesome battles. Can Hermione help him begin the healing process?

  18. THE QUEEN by scottsman

    Harry has a dirty trick played on him but the chain of events that was started serves to prove that he who laughs last laughs best Please Read and Review

  19. Letters by CliodnaHPFan

    Nothing but fluff, my first thing on Portkey in a long time. =) We become privy to a series of letters sent between the Golden Gryff Trio.

  20. The Bachelorette by HHRLVR

    Hermione has been convinced by her two best friends to apply for 'The Bachelorette'. Will she find true love, or will she waste her time and embarrass herself in the process? AU COMPLETE!

  21. Romeo and Juliet by dumbles

    Song fic to 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits. Harry tells Hermione he is in love with her, after believing for so long that her feelings for him was all down to a bet made with Malfoy. Need to read to understand.

  22. It's My Birthday Today by Caitlin Lee

    It's Ginny's birthday and she resolutely decides to buy herself a dress robe and she has a few problems along the way. Completely from Ginny's point of view. One shot.

  23. The Ferret and the Weasel by Reachfulhp88

    Ginny always had a thing for the ugly yet sexy blondie. But until now, she never acted on it. How will Ron react? Will everything be okay? Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

  24. Breakfast of Champions by fenriswolf

    or The Plot Bunny That Wouldn't Die. What happened between Harry and Hermione in the library before breakfast? Prequel to 'Extra Credit'; PWP, lots of smutty goodness...

  25. Nine More Months To Go by Spanky_Potter

    With the arrival of a second child due soon, Harry Potter reminices about his previous trials and tribulation the first time around dealing with Ron- reckless international Quidditch Star and in his own words, a 'sex symbol', Hermione's uncanny and at times, dangerous family, and a pregnant wife in the mix of his already hectic life.

  26. Harry Potter and the End of an Era by laurieisme1

    Harry Potter's sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry and the gang's battle with Voldemort continues... Warning: Hints of Ginny/Neville...

  27. Truth or Dare by sugarbear_1269

    Ginny satisfies her uppity roommate's request in this game of truth or dare. Short, horribly cliché and designed to make you laugh. One shot, complete.

  28. Extra Credit by fenriswolf

    PWP fluff bunny inspired by a comment a co-worker made. Ron's eating, Harry's smiling, and Hermione's distracted. What's going on? One Shot.

  29. Of Wolves and Ravens by fenriswolf

    Sequel to 'Cupidity'. Harry and Hermione are finally a couple, and the person who helped them get together may have found love as well. Everybody should be happy for them, right? WRONG! The Golden Couple make some people nervous and others jealous, and as for that other matter, well, no mother of his is going to come home with fleas, or worse, puppies, not if Draco has anything to say about it...

  30. Hogwarts Online by NiaSphinx

    It's Harrys 7th year and things are a little different at Hogwarts. He starts to find feelings for someone he never thought he would and new friendships grow and change. And everyone at Hogwarts hads a computer! R&R

  31. You Never Even Call Me By My Name by Molly Moon

    Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

  32. A Malfoy Never Begs by ginnymalfoy21

    What a Malfoy want a Malfoy gets! But a Malfoy will never beg! A short fic I thats been bothering me for quite for a few weeks now. Will be 2 to 3 chapter long. D/G with mention of H/Hr and R/Lu.

  33. All of Us! by ginnymalfoy21

    Let catch up with the whole gang and there own family 8 years after Harry and Hermione’s wedding and meet the next generation. Sequel to “Getting Along!” but don’t need to read it to understand this story (something could be clear if did). Most of the fic is PG but I'll make it Pg-13 for later chapters. The story is in the R/Lu section for it started as R/Lu but All of Us is a story with an equal amount of H/Hr, D/G, R/Lu and other ship stories.

  34. Eavesdropping by Excalibur

    [One-Shot] Having not seen his friends all summer due to safety precautions, Harry Potter, the new head boy, overhears something he just can't believe. Was she lying or telling the truth? Response to the challenge: Sorry, but I don't like you that way by Muddgutts.

  35. I Wish by LilPrincess48

    Draco Malfoy is angry with his dad. Ginny Weasley is fighting with Ron. What better way for both to get their revenge than by pretending to date? But where does the truth end and the lies begin? And who's pretending anymore… DG

  36. Hermione's Stalker by LilPrincess48

    Challenge Fic. Harry shows up on Hermione's doorstep over the summer, only to find that one of her Muggle friends is crushing on Hermione -- With stalkerish tendencies. So Harry steps up, pretending to be Hermione's guy. It's all giggles from there.

  37. Affectionless by LilPrincess48

    Challenge Fic. Hermione’s sick of everyone thinking that she and Harry are secretly together and that article was the straw that broke the camel’s back. She blames Harry, saying that it’s his fault for being so ‘affectionate’. Harry, amused, bets Hermione that she can’t go without his affections for a week. Let the games begin.

  38. Tonkspiphany by nerdypurdy

    Ron's mouth dropped. "That's it!"...."That's what?" Tonks asked, irritable that she had failed to dampen Ron's mettle...."You can pretend to be Hermione!" (A Dual Writing Effort brought to you by Nerdypurdy and Calvin Potterson!)

  39. The Game That Ties You Up In Knots by InTheStars

    Want to know how Draco and Ginny redefine the term 'tangled?'

  40. The most real thing by artemis of isles

    AU, A young English girl was transformed by Italy. And why should she not be transformed? It happened to the Goth…. One has always to be open, wide open. Open to what? Physical sensation. Warning: OOC Sirius

  41. And Then There's Best Friends by padfoot_puppyeyes

    "A friend would call you in prison. A good friend would visit you in prison. A best friend would end up next to you in prison, saying, 'that was awesome.'" But Sirius Black was in prison and very much alone.' PG because of one bad word. Just about the bond of friendship between Sirius and James.

  42. For The Love Of Art by InTheStars

    Draco Malfoy couldn’t say he cared for art. It was all right to look at once in awhile, he supposed, and it cost quite a few shiny galleons. But Draco had never really thought about it, much more concerned with school, Quidditch, and himself. And, simply by chance, it was his burden to get involved with someone who carried a bright torch for it.

  43. Of Socks and Timing by Citrus587

    Off a challenge on the forums here at portkey. -> Draco has returned to the wizarding world. Ginny is helping him out along the way.

  44. The Real Reason the Human Anatomy is the way it is by Myst

    Two words: Bloody Hell. Now I have always been quite sure as to what we males are meant to do, unfortunately without Health ed I didn't know that this was humanly possible. But now I'm stuck being a teenage boy with a bad case of PMS and some anger to take out on someone…. My response to LilPrincess48's challenge: The Joys of Male Pregnancy! Tell me what you think.

  45. Cabana Boy Draco Series by Mynuet

    A Muggle Studies assignment leads Draco to the unenviable task of being a Weasley's cabana boy... But the Weasley has some plans of her own. It continues throughout her sixth year - but will it remain on a physical level, or become something more? - Chapter five: Ginny and Draco get to spend a week alone in a muggle flat... With four kids and no ability to touch each other.

  46. Scratching The Itch by Anne U

    After a drunken night of revelry, Hermione stumbles into Harry’s room and shows him a brand new tattoo she doesn’t really remember getting. In the days that follow, she starts to wonder whether a magical tattoo can give you feelings you didn’t already have...Companion piece to The Snitch, by napalmnacey. (NOTE: Epilogue deleted and re-uploaded on 8/15/2004 for minor edits.)

  47. Unsinkable Ships by Elizabeth

    [[Chapter One COMPLETELY rewritten.]] Harry and Hermione have always been close--two thirds of the legendary trio. Nothing could tear them apart. Now, a couple years out of Hogwarts, the three are living in a flat just outside Diagon Alley. And their friendship is being threatened--by something that must be acknowledged before it can be dealt with. It is the line that was drawn years ago, the line often thought about but never mentioned. And just what will happen if it is crossed? [Not a song-fic.] Rating subject to change.

  48. The Life of Hermione Granger by EmilyPotter

    Hermione's diary...just a little plot bunny of mine...not much else to say...please R/R!

  49. Something Akin to a Love Story by MelissaMarie

    Once upon a time, there was a boy who was very much in love with a girl. Unfortunately for him, the boy was a bit of an idiot and the girl came to hate him and his insufferable big head more than just about anyone. Well....for awhile at least.

  50. I Will Rock You by Hermione Potter

    When Harry discovers Hermione's music talent, will he join? And will this little band they're in pull them closer then they ever dreamed of being? A year full of sadnass, heartache, pain, happiness, heartbreak, and of course, love.