Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Stability by FrostbitePanda

    A story spurned from the reawakening of my long dead muse. Hermione contemplates her life and the things she has but the one thing she lacks and so desprately craves. A fluffy one-shot with humor; a rareity for me. R&R

  2. Sweet and Compassionate by CandiceMarie

    What happens when Ronald accidentally sees Luna make a snowman that strangely resembles a certain red-headed Gryffindor Keeper? Come find out! ^.^ No angst today, because it's Christmas season :D

  3. Peppermint Christmas by Hermione Potter

    Harry and Hermione are left alone at Hogwarts together. What will happen when candy canes are ensued by Professor Dumbledore? Read!

  4. O is for Owl, C is for Cat by Excalibur

    A bet is made between two reluctant participants. Problems arise when one depressed teenager allows his curiosity to get he best of him. Will this simple bet destroy a wonderful friendship or spur it towards romance? Based on the challenges: Learning to Cope by LadyTuesday and Christmas Time is Here by OvrtheMoon.

  5. The Play's The Thing by WilliamEP

    Harry has a surprise for his friends... and a special one in store for one Hermione Granger. Update - NEW and Unplanned Epilogue!!

  6. Unresolved by danielerin

    Ron is finally facing his feelings, scary though it may be. The Christmas Hogsmeade visit presents an opportunity he cannot pass up. His adventure leads him to turn a corner. A look at an R/Hr date from a confirmed H/Hr shipper.

  7. The Talk by Skeeter

    At a request from Sirius, Remus is the one left to give Harry his talk about the Birds and the Bees. It doesn't go quite as Remus expected. (Oh boy - won't this be fun!)

  8. I Wanna Know What Love Is by H_HrFan

    This is a story about love from beginning to middle...because there is no end for a love so strong. There are a lot of references to things that happened in canon...this story puts those things into perspective. (H/Hr perspective). Would love for you all to read and review. Thanks.

  9. Romance 101 by OceanAvenue213

    Ginny is falling behind in Potions. Hermione sets up a peer-tutoring program. Draco is the only tutor left for Potions. Put these facts together and you make for a really perturbed Ginny and a rather amused Harry and Hermione. *one-shot*

  10. Deer to Me by Suns Golden Ray

    One day, during sixth year, James was out in the Forest in his Animagus form. He happened upon a very irate Lily Evans, who was fuming over "that stupid toe-rag." Lily, thinking that the stag is innocent, begins talking all about how much she hates him...and his cute arse. (First Book of the LJ Series)

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  11. Adventures in teaching by scottsman

    Harry, Hermione and Ron are all professors at Hogwarts, Harry has to balance his antics and broom closet escapades with a certaing bushy hair teacher and the ill will snape is who rasing a fuss to Dumbledore about Harry's unorthodox teaching style.(PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW)

  12. Why Men Love Women by Vickles

    Harry looks back on why he loves his wife so much. Nice little piece of fluff to brighten your day.

  13. Does Quidditch divide us? by VMaster

    An image that I had shared with a friend made me want to write this. I would have drawn it, but, well, I can’t draw, and yeah, I probably can’t write either, anyway, here it is.

  14. I Get What I Want by Phantom Keeper

    Ginny’s over her boyfriend’s cheating ways. So, she breaks into his and his side flame’s apartment, where she proceeds to have fun. H/G/D/ with Hr thrown in.

  15. Something to Talk About by Menucha

    Sometimes, in the midst of a war, Christmas brings out the best in people. Other times, it takes a bit of a shove. One-shot.

  16. The Secret of Saturday Nights by H_HrFan

    Hermione and her oldest and dearest friend Kyrsten, from a childhood prior to Hogwarts, have a secret place they like to go to on Saturday nights and Harry is dying to find out where it is. Since Hermione won’t tell him he concocts a plan to find out. What starts as a simple plan becomes a comedy of errors as alliances are switched and Harry and Ron find themselves having to do something they really, really don’t want to do. Please R/R. Thanks.

  17. Who Turned Off The Water? by TheGreatFox2000

    After Harry’s fifth year, he’s left to his own devices at the Dursley’s until he receives a strange letter from Dumbledore, and an even stranger surprise as a result. Response to the ‘Don’t Ask’ challenge by Digital Dodo. One-shot turned into a two-shot ;).

  18. I Used To Think My Life Was Normal... by khermione85626

    Look!!! I know what it says with the Humor and action and adventure and H/Hr, but it includes all of the themes except horror and supports all of the ships!! Haley Prickfrod thought she had the life of an average 10 year old. Until her fathers birthday... Her life changes forever!! She'll find out who her family really is!!! Prophecy with unknown meaning, a new dark lord, and many questions. Who is he? Why? How? and much more The system won't let me update soeven if I had another chapter (WHich I might-) I couldn't update it.

  19. Hot Witch in the City by Rock_candy

    Six years after graduating from Hogwarts, dating columnist Ginny Weasley and her best friends Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, and Julia Vaughn deal with relationships and everything that comes with them in the great city of London. Loosely based on the hit TV show “Sex and the City”.

  20. Pumpkin Pie Madness by Hermione Potter

    Thanksgiving is being celebrated at Hogwarts! Everyone is thankful for something. Even Draco! But what about Harry? What is he thankful for? When Hermione does know, what will she think? ~One-Shot~ *Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie for All of you H/Hr Shippers* Note: This story is set in Britain with Thanksgiving, I know the English don't celebrate it, but HEY It's still my story!

  21. It's Always Amazing by raven_phyre

    What's a Malfoy to do? He's managed to get a Weasley pregnant. Ginny is just finishing Hogwarts and Draco is working as a Potions Teacher's Assistant. What's wrong with Professor Snape?

  22. You're Such A Baby! by Goldgrin

    This is my response to a challenge of moon_shadows in the L/J forum: A lil' mistake. Lily accidentally turns James into a child, and takes care of him after that, untill he becomes normal again, facing everything that comes with it...

  23. The Marauder's Secret by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Lily Evans is desperate to catch the Marauders and prove that it's James and friends pulling the pranks on all of Hogwarts, they never leave anyhing for her to go on. See how Lily's determination lead to an all-out war between herself and the maurauders...then how she ended up dating their leader!loads of comedy, at least I think so. I'M TRYING TO RESPOND TO ALL REVIEWS, BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO ALL OF THEM YET. I'M SORRY IF I HAVEN'T REPLIED YET, TRY BACK IN A FEW DAYS!

  24. Big Surprises, Small Packages by Excalibur

    It was only a matter of time when all the Quidditch practice in bad weather would catch up to Harry Potter. His sudden bout of the sniffles coupled with a string of accidents leaves a guilty Hermione taking care of Harry's little problem.Response to the challenges Harry Is Sick and Growing Pains?Originally Big Things, Small Packages.

  25. It's Hard Business Keeping Secrets... by H_HrFan

    This was inspired by the What? No, no, no, they didn't do it!, or they did? challenge posted by mycha_kk on the H/Hr forum. Not your typical married during 7th year story. Harry and Hermione get married in their seventh year after the defeat of Voldemort. The plan was to keep it a secret. Then, in a moment of fury all hell breaks loose as family and friends discover the truth. Would love for you all read and review! Thanks. -- FIC ADMIN'S (gal-texter) NOTE: Challenge may be found at http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?showtopic=12201

  26. Of Broom Closets and Kisses by Selenology

    When Harry and Hermione have to sneak back to the common room way past curfew, they come against more obstacles than they might've counted for.

  27. Heaven and Hell by KirstiR

    This particular plot bunny was born while I was watching the closet scene in the movie “13 Going on Thirty.” If you’re a shy, inexperienced teenager, what could be more hellish than being trapped in a closet for seven minutes with someone you barely know? Or with someone you know, but don’t like in that way. Or with someone you like in that way but don’t know if they like you. Or . . . well, I think you get the idea!

  28. Awkward Moments by tome_raider

    Harry and Hermione spend their first night together as a couple. Set in their final year at Hogwarts.

  29. Operation K.I.S.S by NiaSphinx

    Harry and Hermione. A match made in heaven. But Ron can't seem to get them to kiss in public. What will he go through to get a pda (public display of affection) from them? Humor ensues.

  30. Inevitably inevitable by CandiceMarie

    A quick summary of this persistent plot bunny: Hermione, the library, 2nd year reporters, and questions about Harry and Hermione's romantic relationship. It might be appropriate to mention that Hermione and Harry are not dating... yet *evil grin*

  31. Eagle Mountain by scottsman

    Hermione's parents drag her off on a ski trip to Eagle Mountain colorado where she finds some that she wasn't expecting to see and becomes involved in a effort to discover the source of a mysterious illness plaguing a local indian reservation.

  32. Girls Night In by bentheslayer

    The Gryffindor girls are having a slumber party, which leads to a heartfelt revelation, an embarrassed Hermione and a bewildered Harry and Ron. Just what is going on?

  33. The Talk by diggingupophelia

    What happens when our fair hero is faced with a twelve year old daughter and his fears about boys and sex.... R/R...oh yeah and I know I have 3 other stories that need my attention but this plot bunny wouldn't go away until I did somethign with it so forgive me!

  34. Rictusempra by BloodScorpion

    Rictusempra: the tickling charm. What happens when its used out of context?

  35. In Sickness and In Health by KirstiR

    When Hermione falls ill with a fever, Harry comes to her rescue. Fluff and humour follow. One-shot.

  36. Tough Times by padfoot_puppyeyes

    THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO DEPRESSION! yes, I've finally continued. James is no longer in a depression, he can keep going, but that doesn't mean the tough times are over. Please read and review, flames are welcome, I need someone to debate with! I'M BACK!

  37. A Magic Talking Looking Glass by artemis of isles

    "She found it easy being pretty to hitch a ride into the city." A parody of how Hermione helped Harry. A 128 line poem.

  38. Revenge of the Bookworm by Caitlin Lee

    Ron decided to play a practical joke on Hemrione. Harry wants to stay out of it, but somehow is drawn right into the midst of it. Hermione then plots a revenge on Ron.

  39. Five to One(sequel to duplicate) by scottsman

    Harry was planning the perfect ending to the perfect date, but when he returned Home he found a little suprise waiting for him and Hilarity ensues(sequel to Duplicate)PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW!!!!

  40. When Lightning Strikes by rebelwithoutacause

    Lightning flashed across the sky again, and this time, to Lily’s utter surprise, she spotted a figure ahead of her. That couldn’t possibly be mum, dad, or Petunia, the hotel is in the other direction. Curiosity overcame Lily and slowly but silently she crept towards the figure...

  41. Now A Word From Our Sponsor by where_is_truth

    Draco and Ginny are forced to do a contraceptive commercial. It's for their own good, really. Totally silly one-shot, spoofy.

  42. According to Plan by Angela the Great

    Ginny has a brilliant plan to finally win Harry's affections...or does she? A lot of unexpected consequences prove that things rarely go according to plan. (Good news, smut lovers...will be NC-17 later! Also plans for Part II and Part III, which will be coinciding H/Hr and R/L storylines. Fun for everyone!)

  43. A Few Choice Words by MononWalker

    She was running. Again. She had been on the run ever since that night on the sloping lawn at Hogwarts. When someone finally catches up with her, there are a few choice words for Bellatrix Lestrange. Post Hogwarts. One shot.

  44. Duplicate by scottsman

    Harry tries a new spell that gives him a niave clone of Hermione and wealth of problems.

  45. And Baby Makes Two? by diggingupophelia

    Harry and Draco find themselves pregnant and very emotional. I've been told by my readers that the story is funny. So if you want a laugh, give it a try. R/R and Enjoy. There are three or four chapters left until the end of the story!

  46. I've got to have another helping by artemis of isles

    A parody of how Ginny gets a new boyfriend. A 56 line poem.

  47. Smelling Like a Rose by artemis of isles

    "Then summoning up all her power, She tarantallegra-ed him jigging for half an hour." a parody of how Ron got rich and a girl. A 120 line poem.

  48. Ravenclaws Are Boring by Amethyst

    Harry gets a little hot and bothered when Hermione talks to Ravenclaw boys.

  49. That time of the Month by diggingupophelia

    My respose to an older challege I read on the forums. The title kind of speaks for itslef. Read and Review. Glitch all fixed, it is not hard to read anymore! I've decided to leave this as a one shot...

  50. Graduating by JanieB

    Harry manages to ask Hermione a question. Hermione is surprised. Then Harry's surprised. ’Anyway,’ continued Ron, ‘she said “yes” straight away so I’m all set! How about you two?’ he asked as he turned to look at them, leaning forward a little to see past Harry. ‘Going to the Ball with someone special, Hermione?’ he inquired with a cheeky grin. Hermione suddenly looked down at her hands as she twisted them in her lap and Ron could swear she was actually blushing for crying out loud! Then it's Ron's turn to be surprised. Guess who's taking Hermione to the ball? Luckily not the first boy who asked her...