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Tag: Humor

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  1. The Storm by jardyn39

    Harry has been invited to stay at the Grangers during the summer holidays. Breakfast soon becomes his favourite time of the day although, during the holidays, Hermione certainly isn’t a morning person. At the end of a particularly enjoyable day, something provokes Harry. In a night-time storm of exploding glass and masonry throughout the neighbourhood, Harry breaks down and makes a confession with consequences for himself and the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad.

  2. Simple Misfortunes by hooray4me

    This is the story of Harry and Hermione. They tiptoe around the idea of telling the other they love them, but will it take a few humoruous misfortunes for the truth to finally come out?

  3. Voldemort's Journal by Artorius

    He-who-must-not-be-named learns that an open window into the soul of a teenage boy can cause an unintended flood of angst. One-shot.

  4. Coming of Age by JanieB

    As we all now know, Hermione is older than both Ron and Harry. She turns seventeen before either of her friends and seventeen, of course, is the coming-of-age birthday in the wizarding world – a special birthday. So, what does Hermione want for her special birthday? What does she do to celebrate it and what does she get? Read and you’ll see! Excerpt: "Harry and Ron looked at each other, then at Hermione’s retreating back. ‘She winked at us,’ said Ron. ‘She did,’ said Harry, watching Hermione’s hair swinging gently across her back as she walked. Ron swallowed audibly. ‘She said we could do it.’ ‘She did,’ said Harry, his eyes drifting to the enticing curve of her waist and her hips and what he liked to think of as her delicious derriere. ‘We have two weeks.' ‘We do,’ said Harry, hypnotised by the smooth, fluid movement of her legs which were encased in tight fitting blue jeans. ‘Bloody hell!’ exclaimed Ron. ‘Yep,’ sighed Harry. Ron waved his hand in front of Harry’s eyes: no response. He rolled his eyes. Merlin help me if I ever fall in love and become so pathetic! he thought disgustedly.

  5. Hating, Dating, and Ginny Weasley by OceanAvenue213

    Based on challenge on Kindred Spirits. "Ginny Weasley was mad. No, Ginny Weasley was furious. No! Ginny Weasley was enraged." The story of how two souls come together to help each other in a way no one expected. Then they get confused. Then, even more confusion follows. Then it ends with some beautiful sugary sweet fluff.

  6. Unconditional Love by diggingupophelia

    Draco has to deal with his daugher while Ginny is at work. Just some funny fluffiness. ONE SHOT. R/R.

  7. Of Peppers and Tiramisu by sunday

    {Complete} There's a new class at hogwarts; One of the most dangerous classes that's known to wizard and muggle alike. Welcome to cookery class.

  8. Afterglow by danielerin

    Lying in the Hospital Wing after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry and Hermione have a conversation. Complete and utter fluff. Pointless. I swear.

  9. Revelation II: Telling Ron by Talion

    This is a sequel to my story "Revelation". Harry and Hermione are a couple. Now they have to do something neither of the is looking forward to doing: tell Ron! How will he react? One-shot.

  10. Waking Up Harry by KirstiR

    Hermione Granger has been in love with Harry Potter since the end of fifth year—she thinks the feeling is mutual and she’s tired of waiting. Now Hermione is a very smart witch; when she sets out to achieve a goal, the realization of said goal is generally in the bag. A tale about what happens when Hermione gets fed up and Harry wakes up. The final chapter is now up. A severe fluff warning is in order for this one!

  11. Hate To Say I Told You So by carondelet

    [completed] Harry thought that he would swoon. He wasn't even sure what swooning was, but he was fairly certain that he was about to do it.

  12. Strange New York Encounters by gypsybaby21

    Two years after Hogwarts, Ginny, in a Muggle subway, ponders over a strange encounter with Draco Malfoy.

  13. How to get a Man to Wear Pajama Pants by dragonsangel68

    Draco is ill. Molly Weasley insists on ensuring he has his Pepperup Potion and is dressed appropriately. D/G

  14. Life as a Weasley/Malfoy family by Rid

    When a two weeks overdue and incredibly hysterical Ginny is asked to eat Fish by a suave Draco Malfoy, the evening ends with a baby!As Draco and Ginny go from one milestone to another- we look at the ahppy couple and their life-through their eye's.

  15. Believing the Unbelievable by dreamer43

    Lily Evans is in her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and is being constantly annoyed by one James Potter. He never leaves her alone, but when she says something meant as a simple insult, he takes it so much further. Lily must really learn that some things that apply in the normal world don't get carried over to the Magical one...as she is soon to find out. A light, fluffy fic, which is one way that Lily and James could have gotten together. *One-Shot*

  16. He's So Contagious by Rinawen

    When being ill isn't all that bad...(Happy Valentine's Day folks!)

  17. Blue Collar Hogwarts by Anime Redneck

    There's a talent show at Hogwarts and Harry is doing standup comedy. Rated R for language.

  18. Once Upon A Fairy Tale by Karen Noelle

    It was the single, most anticipated new product from the Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. It promised to revolutionise the toys industry in the Wizarding World. What they did not expect was, it might revolutionise long-standing family rivalry too.

  19. Music of the Night by msnorris

    After James and Lily's first time together, James discovers something shocking and a bit unsettling about her. He may have to choose between Lily and his sanity. From the author of A Magical Journey and A Glimpse. This is a one-shot.

  20. Harry Potter and the Fortress of Darkness by hollytiger

    The gang’s final year at Hogwarts is about to begin. Harry, Hermione, Ron and Lavender, along with Dean, Ginny, Draco, Seamus, and the others welcome a new student, who holds a mysterious past and unique style, along with new adventures and fun for everyone! RATED R for Adult themes later on and frequent language. H/Hr, Dr/G, R/L, S/? D/P

  21. Escape by hollytiger

    H/HR takes place in summer between 5th and 6th years. While Harry is left alone at the Dursleys, he comes across a personal ad in the Quibbler. He responds and when he meets his mystery date, it’s the one person he never expected it to be: Hermione. Hint of RL/NT at end.

  22. Soul Charming by spaz141

    Do you believe in soul mates? Hermione Granger meets Oliver Wood in a bookstore, they hit it off but is he really her soul mate? This is a Hermione based story from her point of view. *Complete* Epilogue now Posted

  23. Sleekeasy's the Devil!! by kyc639

    In a world where demons and monsters are real, Harry Potter faces a new threat just as he'd gotten his life into order. Can a new hairstyle do what Voldemort had failed to do - turn Harry Potter into a nervous wreck? With alternate ending

  24. Drunken Stupor by red_dragon88

    Draco and Ginny get drunk and end up married. Response to a challange in the forum.

  25. Don't fret, you weasel by BabyPan

    Need a story about Ginny who is kidnapped by dragons? Where Draco (how ironically) goes off to save Ginny? Ron somehow gets in the way, while Harry drags Hermione along the journey? While Voldemort plans something with his fellow Death Eaters to kill Harry on his journey? Well then turn away now – ‘cause this is not the story you’re looking for.

  26. Drop Dead by Rosali

    The final battle... with a little touch of the forces of nature and the forces of the impossible :D

  27. As Loving Goes by Amethyst

    Sequel to Ghost of a Good Thing – a Hogsmeade weekend gone wrong forces Harry to confront his guilt complex. Again.

  28. Every one had to have a lucky break by artemis of isles

    new chapter: It's a curious paradox, isn’t it? Immediately after Hogwarts. A gentle bawdy frolic -- Harry enjoys a normal boy-wizard life at last, does he? Harry has a lot of natural talent ... except when it comes to girls. Nothing comes that easy.

  29. Funny Feelings by Green_Eye_Sparkle16

    FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! Just a sweet, funny fic I’ve begun to write...There is QUITE A BIT OF DRAMA that will be thrown into the mix...just to let you know! ~Harry and Hermione are in a silly situation. Harry begins to see Hermione differently...but he’s confused. Should he be thinking things like this? About Hermione? Things will start to tense up...things won't be so silly anymore! Other ships included. Please read and review!

  30. Bronte, a Buck, and a Bride to Be by catchthesnitch

    Some Mauraders Fun! Includes a unique proposal! If you read, please review! This is a fun story! :)

  31. The Worst Summer of my Life by MichelleRadcliffe

    Harry is at Grimmauld Place after fifth year and some - unexpected vistors show up... "You are a very twisted, demented, and evil person, damned glad to meet you! Seriously though, funny stuff, keep it up." - A Reviewer

  32. A Different Perspective by MichelleRadcliffe

    Sometimes I wonder why exactly humans think that they’re in charge of us. They do absolutely everything for us; we get to sleep whenever we want, wherever we want. Yes, that does include My Girl’s black robes. Oh, I’ve forgotten to introduce myself in the midst of all this ranting. I am Crookshanks.

  33. It's Not the Size That Matters by H_HrFan

    I’ve read a lot of stories about how hugely magnificent Harry is and one I read a little over a week ago got me to wondering…and wondering…and wondering, about an insecure Harry. This is what I came up with. It may not be great, but at least it clears some much-needed space in my head. Now I'm off to write some more for 'Fairy Tale'...

  34. The Pixie Faerie Diaries by Rainpuddle13

    Draco and Ginny have dutifully raised their two boys, Liam and Gareth. Now they get to do it all over again, only this time with daughters. A companion piece to Fifteen Years.

  35. NEWTs, the Flu and Chocolate by MichelleRadcliffe

    Hermione is stressed about the NEWTs and winds up fighting with Ron. On top of that she’s gotten the flu. Could things get any worse? Maybe. But they could definitely get a little better.

  36. Two Teachers, HHr, & Snogging by Ruddy_Brilliant

    Harry/Hermione. Ron/Luna. Neville/Susan. Snape/McGonagall. Yes, really! =D

  37. A Wedding Story by Suns Golden Ray

    Three short parts before the wedding of James and Lily Potter. Set one month after Four Little Words.

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  38. Four Little Words by Suns Golden Ray

    James has decided to take the next step in their relationship. However, saying "Will You Marry Me" is much harder than originally thought. Can his mates and the entire Auror division help him propose before he really botches it up...or anyone else dies. (Third Book in the LJ Series)

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  39. The Talk by kyc639

    One-shot. Now that Harry and Hermione are engaged, Mr. Weasley feels that it's his duty to give Harry 'the Talk.' PG-13 for some horrific imagery. Don't read while eating.

  40. Heading the School by Suns Golden Ray

    Seventh year is going to be quite busy for our favorite couple and their friends. They must balance NEWT classes, 2nd level Auror classes, relationships, jealous friends, dangerous classmates, as well as keep their cool in the face of the worst wizard in a century. (Second Book in the LJ Series)

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  41. Kiss Me At Midnight by PhoenixFirebolt

    New Year’s Day is fast approaching and Hermione is determined to have her first kiss at midnight. She knows exactly who she wants to kiss and now she only needs to make it happen. Let’s hope Harry doesn’t scare off too easily. Let the planning begin.

  42. Draco's Nightmare Before Christmas by TruthbeTold

    After being secretly married for seven months Ginny and Draco have a slight problem, how to break it to Ginny’s family? (And live) It looks like Draco’s meeting the parents. (Brothers included) holiday style. Humor ensues…I hope.

  43. Traditions by MichelleRadcliffe

    Hermione thinks about some of the New Year’s traditions and comes to find that sometimes they can be very good indeed.

  44. A Simple Misunderstanding by Demosthenes

    The followup to 'One Simple Thing'. How does Harry plan to put in motion the events that will lead to his vision of the future?

  45. To be or not to be a Weasley by Adrial

    "I am a fool, father…" He scolded himself, leaning against the wall of the room heavily. "But…for her…I don’t think there’s any other way to be." ~~~~~~~~~ Ginny Weasley, with the help of an unexpected house guest, discovers that there's more to a name than status, but can she teach that to the coldest heart of them all before it's too late? COMPLETED! YaY!

  46. Something Sweet by where_is_truth

    A bit of a companion to "Fantasy Fudge"-- Ginny decides she wants to do a little cocoa experimentation, and the evening is somewhat dampened by disastrous results. ONE-SHOT

  47. Ladies and Gentlemen by Cassie Valentine

    And that, ladies and Gentlemen, is that.

  48. A Perfect World by Faeries Masquerade

    Behold! I have ventured out of writing dark, angst ridden fic to bring you.... a comedy. A satire of every single Harry/Hermione love story EVER WRITTEN. So click, and read, a tale of true love (and cookies)

  49. Ocean Avenue by sarahmay

    AU - Based on the song "Ocean Avenue" by Yellowcard. After the final battle, Harry, Ron, and Luna decide to take a vacation in California when Harry meets Hermione Granger, the girl that will change his life...*please R/R!*

  50. Your Song by sarahmay

    First L/J fic...it's not that great, but I had to get it out, so here you go! PS...i suck at summaries..hehe