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Tag: Humor

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  1. Late Night Lights by magpie_igraine

    Short little fic about a tipsy Harry and the girl who can't resist him. Sequel now up.

  2. The Sweetest Death by Tarie

    James accidentally stood Lily up and is certain she's going to kill him. But he never would have thought death could be so sweet.

  3. Gorgeous Crookshanks Reminisces by plumgirl

    Gorgeous Crookshanks reminisces over his first meeting with Hermione and the life they led.

  4. Through the Veil of Time by Jersey Princess

    This is NOT your average time-travel. In this, the Marauders and Lily are sent forward to Harry's time. And then, after they go back home, Harry's group go back to the LMWPP era! How will they get home? And will James and co. ever remember them?

  5. Ever the Seeker by lockedinaroom

    One-shot. A game of keep-away gets a little out of “hand”...

  6. Something More Adventurous by MelissaMarie

    Lily pulls her favorite boys into a dirty girls loo on the second floor with some very, very good news and a plan that must be divulged in secret. Random hilarity ensues. Plotless, fluffy, funny, simplistic. Follows Lily and The Marauders through the best years of thier lives. Oh the insanity...

  7. Old Man Potter by H_HrFan

    The boys froze where they stood. Three sets of eyes staring wide and unblinkingly at old man Potter. Roger took a deep, shaky breath, and with a determined look, he stepped forward, closing the distance between them. “Hi, Mr. Potter,” he said, his voice shaking with uncontrollable fear. “We were uh…” he turned to look at the other two boys who had not made a move to follow him, he jerked his head in their direction and stammered on breathlessly, “we were wondering, um, how true the uh, the rumors were.”

  8. A Turn of Events by Hedwig76

    During their seventh year, Harry finds himself a new girlfriend causing a range of feelings in Hermione. Ron is caught in the middle. In order to maintain his sanity, he's forced to take matters into his own hands.

  9. We Can All Play by H_HrFan

    Harry has a big 'stick' he wants to show Hermione. Ron arrives unexpectedly, Hermione gets annoyed, and Harry gives them both a surprise! Innuendo abounds.

  10. Fancies, Friendship and Feelings by Bingblot

    It was now or never... Ron finally gets up the courage to ask Hermione on a date. My take on R/Hr and H/G-- and why they're just not meant to be. Finished- with why H/Hr is right.

  11. Centerfold by PeiPei

    When Ginny’s nude picture ‘accidentally’ gets mailed to the offices of Playwizard, she’s in for the surprise of her life. Not only does the entire Wizarding World see the Minister of Magic’s daughter in all her glory, but so does a certain grey-eyed Slytherin.

  12. Horse-Hair Lights by magpie_igraine

    This is my response fic to Amblica's "Long Shot" challenge. Hermione gets lost, Harry gets upset. Simple. Sweet. Enjoy!

  13. Strangers in the Night by Nox

    PWP. Post-Hogwarts by a year or two. Harry, the perpetually-on-the-road Quidditch star, returns to the London flat shared with his best friends for a much-needed post-season break. An evening encounter brings unexpected, if heady, results.

  14. From the Diary of Ginny Weasley by magpie_igraine

    This is a fluffiful, super short, one-shot with some light language issues and a little implied smut. My tribute to the movie Bridget Jones's Diary (the first one, not the sequel). D/G mentioned.

  15. Snips and Snazzles by magpie_igraine

    Just what every girl needs, hair-care tips from Tonks. Fluffy-fluffy response to Cherry's 'haircut' challenge. One-shot.

  16. Make Like Strangers - Directions by Make Like Strangers

    On their way to a party, Harry and Hermione get lost. But will Harry admit it?

  17. The matchmaker by ardelis_fari

    Ever wondered what happens when a well-meaning friend tries to set you up on a blind date? Ron did find out and got a little bit more than he bargained for (set after Hogwarts).

  18. Seven Minutes In Heaven by antidarthani

    It started as an innocent little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven. But it's grown to be quite a bit more than either Draco or Ginny can handle.

  19. Those Who Have Thrice Defied Him by Suns Golden Ray

    After hearing a prophecy that may or may not pertain to their newborn baby, James and Lily go into hiding, but try to raise their son as normal as possible. Though, how normal can you be when you're always looking over your shoulder? (Final Book in the LJ Series)

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  20. What Do You Say by MrsDanielRadcliffe

    Harry and Hermione need a night out, so they call Ginny. But what does Ginny do when the Ice Prince of Slytherin shows up?

  21. Good Day, Sunshine by carondelet

    [non-canonical; this is the morning after Lily In The Sky With Diagon Alleys. NOTE: Paused indefinitely -- update(s) will be posted at some point at LiveJournal.]He thought it might have been human. It sounded vaguely human. James Potter wondered if perhaps a Jarvey had managed its way into the dorm. It had sounded a bit like a Jarvey. Though much more polite.

  22. Perception by Rinawen

    Harry's daughter asks him a very embarassing question...can he survive it?

  23. Tabanca by J

    When the matters of love can be further complicated, it’s entirely up to those involved to try overcome it. WARNING: This story features slash.

  24. The Simple Magic of Water by Nox

    One-Shot. Humour, Romance. Hogwarts, 7th Year. A series of scenes revolving around Ron's inability to ask a girl to the Graduation Ball. Among those helping out is Luna, who, as always, has an unorthodox way of giving a hand. Will Ron get the girl with Luna's help?

  25. Accidentally in Love by deppfan56

    ‘I hate him. I really and truly do. I hate that he can make me feel like this. I hate that I let myself feel this way. I hate that I feel like I have no control over anything anymore. I hate that I can’t just forget him. I hate feeling incomplete without him in my life.

  26. A Theory on Wands by Rinawen

    The woes of being a male...

  27. The Boy and the Night by carondelet

    [completed; non-canonical; gift fic] A very Muggle turn of phrase entered his mind at that moment and it took all he was to keep it there and not say it aloud.

  28. Pineapples? by moerae

    She didn't know what possessed her to say IT to Draco Malfoy of all people...ONE SHOT - I might just make the next installment a sequal or something

  29. Obvious by VipyGirl831

    Obvious: Easily perceived or understood; quite apparent. It’s obvious to the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger will eventually become a couple. The only question in their minds is WHEN they will get together. With a hefty bet on the line, humor ensues as the bettors attempt to uncover the romance between Ron and Hermione, when there was never any there at all.

  30. The Year From Hell by NatiFcs28

    After three years of being apart from each other because of "differences", Lily and James aren't exactly thrilled to see each other again, and to continue seeing each other. Worse of all, to kind of want each other. But there's no escaping fate... Hello, I'm Fate.

  31. Hogwarts Charity Auction by plumgirl

    For the first time ever, Hogwarts holds a charity human auction. Interesting and shocking bids are made, and one boy makes a startling bid that leads him to a realization. HPHG, GWDM, RWLL, and SS??

  32. Learning by Goldy

    The day Harry loses a Quidditch match. And finds he doesn't much care. (Gee, I wonder why? *winks in a dorky fashion*). Fluffity.

  33. Revenge by Lisse

    When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione married-with-child fluff.

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  34. Dare or Truth? by stranger

    James and Lily become entangled in a game of Dare or Truth in an effort to prove who is superior. It promises to have interesting outcomes...

  35. Pros and Cons by Ellie_Parker

    Harry, a bit inebriated, finds himself writing a Pro and Con list about liking Hermione. He didn't plan on anyone finding it. One-shot, Challenge Fic.

  36. Red by dream_boat

    "It shouldn’t have been so amazing. It shouldn’t have come as quite a shock. It shouldn’t have been the surprise of the century, but here it was: A Revelation..." [Probably passes for PG. Short fluff.]

  37. Something Like Love by Bingblot

    It all started with a dream. And now Harry can't stop thinking about something he really should *not* be thinking about: kissing Hermione...

  38. Always Helpful Dobby by uvagirl

    This begins as a kindly intended parody of the “late night snack” variety of light romance. As such, Harry and Hermione initially will be OOC, a rascal and a shrew respectively, but a very happy ending will result. Special warnings for sexual/anatomical innuendo and to food fetishists: sorry, but the pumpkin pie and whipped cream will be eaten only, with ordinary utensils, and will not be worn! ----------- ADDED BY FIC CO-ADMIN (gal-texter) in 2008: Please read this: http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=14633&view=findpost&p=237718

  39. Make Like Strangers - The Epilogue by Make Like Strangers

    Ah-ha! And you thought we'd leave you all hanging like that! Here's a little something that we found on our hard drive. Hope you enjoy it! Thanks again to everyone who has read our story...and especially those of you who have taken the time to send reviews! Thanks for your support! This concludes the first three parts of the Make Like Strangers series. But don't despair! There's plenty more to come...

  40. Make Like Strangers - Part 3 by Make Like Strangers

    This is Part 3 of the Series entitled "It's Not Rocket Science." Harry makes a discovery. Ron marries and Harry is forced to confront his feelings as the bride walks down the aisle. Will his inner voice finally convince him that all he needs is right in front of him, or will he continue to question his heart's desire? **A/N UP!! PLEASE READ!!**

  41. My Sweetest Valentine by Phoenix II

    Hermione is in her 7th year, and when Valentines day rolls round she decides she is going to have to do something about it. Rating for peverse humour.

  42. Work Ethics by Rinawen

    Or, the Importance of Stamina. Or, Taking Control. Or, die naughty plot bunny! Die!

  43. Pensieve by Oy! Angelina

    She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; one interpretation of how Lily and James fell in love ( along with the rest of MWPP) during their 6th Year and all the humor, drama, and mystery that came with it. PRE-OotP: Not all content will reflect the canon of Book 5

  44. The Game by Ellie_Parker

    An unspoken game creates many interesting moments that definitely change their friendship. One-shot.

  45. Beautiful, Perfect Birthday by Ruddy_Brilliant

    All of Harry and Hermione's friends gather to celebrate the beautiful, perfect birthday of HHr's daughter, Sarah. Tons of fluff and NO angst whatsoever!

  46. 1001 Hogwarts Nights: Heat by Max

    What has Hermione acting like a sex kitten?

  47. Just Desserts by Anne U

    After an argument on Harry's birthday, he finds a clever way to make up with Hermione.

  48. Helping Neville by KirstiR

    It is the seventh year at Hogwarts for the golden trio, whose friendship is tighter than ever (at least for now). Hermione decides she wants to help her friend Neville get a date for the Valentine's Ball. While doing so, she manages to arouse envy in the heart of a certain black-haired, green-eyed Gryffindor. Pairings include H/Hr, R/L, and N/??? You’ll have to read the story to find out who Neville ends up with. *winks*

  49. Isn't it Ironic by anavrinT

    "A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself." - Jessamyn West Please review Written from both Ginny and Draco's POV. Short and Sweet.

  50. The Power by gypsybaby21

    An attempt at ‘The Great Auction’ challenge made by Feron [Only the 1st chapter]. Having power over another person can be addictive…welcome to slavery. Additional pairings: D/G and R/L