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An attempt at a humorous look of some of the issues many seem to have with HBP. If that doesn't win you over, try this - Harry's a pirate. With a cape.
Follow Harry and company on their quest for the Holy Snitch. Follow them on their adventure, and stand in awe of Harry's whooshing cape. Note: Parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Just a collection of mini-ficlets that I've thrown together... Hope you enjoy them! :)
A dark fic full of death and angst. Just kidding! Harry's been spending alot of time with Luna lately, while Ron and Hermione have been reacting a bit oddly to this development.
Now, we all know that HBP sucked. I think that we should start referring to it as simply a very long fanfiction instead of the inspiration for all of this fanfiction. Like, you know, there’s this good fanfiction…It’s called Harry Potter…there are seven different stories…just search J.K. Rowling… Basically, book six never happened…and this is its replacement. Flames are expected
Hermione looks back and talks about the various changes in her life and how she came to the point where she is now. HBP Spoilers! HHr, mentions, RH and HG
Comedic tales about the new Harry Potter characters we have encountered since the sixth book... Suave!Harry!, Super!Ginny!, CrazyJealous!Hermione!, and LadiesMan!Ron! This is meant to cheer everyone up since the newest book arrived, and to poke fun at everything in a parody type way, not meant to bash my beloved characters. Please check it out! Chapter 2: Congratulations: You're in Lust is up!!!
Set on the eve of the Trio's sixth year. Stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place for what seems to be an eternity, the adults of the Order find themselves disputing Hermione Granger's seemingly fickle love life and the respective places of Ron Weasley and Harry Potter within it. [ONESHOT]
Sirius knew he was in for a long day when the veil toppled over. The answer to: how would a character not involved in HBP react. WTF indeed, the parody that HBP demanded.
When Harry finds something in his dorm room, it will change his life as he knows it. One shot, also has R/L. Read and Review.
On a whim, The Trio decides the criteria of what the girlfriend of Harry Potter must have... and they come up with surprising results! OneShot
A missing scene from OOTP in which Neville reveals to Hermione Harry's reaction to the attack that nearly killed her. Will it change her relationship with Harry?
James and Lily have a slight little issue to settle, which (to James) could be the difference between moving their relationship to the next level or breaking things off. Naturally, happy ending. One-shot, PWP, changed to R because people complained, fluffy.
Sleepwalking, capture the flag, and Puck's Potion all make for an interesting summer after the war as Harry (finally) notices how much his frizzy-haired gal pal has changed.
Minerva McGonagall finds herself confronted with several situations where she has the urge to act very unlike herself. She must resist. She will not make that immature, childish and yet completely fitting sound...
Harry gets some sense knocked into him…Literally
Harry's gone mad. Ron is oblivious. And what's Hermione hiding?
In the game called life, how can a person be expected to win if the rules keep changing?
Harry and Hermione are trying to have a nice, simple wedding. Too bad no one they know wants to agree to that!
Probably the goofiest and most self-parodying fic I've ever written. One-shot about a prophesy. A different, more Harmony-centered prophesy.
A song fic to Phil Collin's "You'll Be In My Heart"; endearing tale of how James and Lily will always be with Harry, even after they are forced to leave this earth. One-shot, By Potterchick958.
Money is exchanged when Hermione visits Harry during the summer. Ugh, not like that! It’s PG! Chapter 1/2
Think "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" ... Hogwarts-style! Harry, Hermione and Ron skive off school for a day near the end of seventh year, getting into (and out of) all sorts of trouble.
i've read a lot about harry and hermione confessing their love, but, what about the nerve racking first date? told from Harry's POV
Harry and Hermione have been having a secret affair. What happens when the secret is out of the bag?
Yet another, different reason why Harry would push his friends away that doesn't involve protection. Written in my familiar style - 1st person Harry with an attempted dash of humor. One-shot.
All her life, Ginny has wanted to feel anything but secondhand. Since she came into his life, Draco has wanted to make that dream come true. Some H/Hr and R/L, possible other ships as the mood strikes me. *Rating for later Chapters*
Who knew death-eating was addictive? Short one-shot about Draco's road to recovery.
Harry goes away on a very short business trip and returns home to the surprise of his life! *Rated R for language and sexual themes*
Hermione Granger left the Wizarding world five years ago, right after Harry Potter died. Now a stranger has come to call. Can Hermione face her past in order to create a better future for herself? *Rated R for later chapters*
Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.
A short scene between Harry and a pregnant Hermione.
Ron's not the brightest Head Boy in the history of Hogwarts. That's why it takes him so long to understand what a certain Loony means. A short PWP.
"...Well, then, using your own logic, I know that you're in love with Harry. You may just not know it yet, because no one has pointed it out to you, isn't that right? So I am now. You. Are in love. With Harry. And it wants to be freed."
Arthur Weasley discovers his daughter's boyfriend in her bed following a party. Needless to say, he is not happy and enforces the ultimate punishment when he captures the poor wizard.
(Co-Authored with Jedi Klonoa) Back by popular demand. Featuring Comedy sketches told by both Ron adn Harry.
Fluffy fluffy one-shot about love, desire, and 'Davender.'
What happens when Dobby notices something is wrong with Harry? Dobby helps of course! Of course, then again... don't we all remember the last time he tried to help the boy? R+R
Their silly little worries—her tantalizing lips, his maddening behavior—drew them together in something much deeper, longer lasting…something that changed lives, righted wrongs, and opened new paths…something that could bring oil and vinegar together in a startling web of care and hope, of understanding and reasoning, recklessness and piercing emotions… One-Shot
“We're simply platonic,” Hermione stated. Harry nodded and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. “Exactly. Platonic,” He repeated with less fervor as she laid her head on his shoulder. _+~ Harry finds something in the Grimmauld Place attic and uses it to his enjoyment. Formerly titled "A Dreamer?" R&R
COMPLETE **Sequel to The Head Boy's Laundry** Draco wakes alone the morning after and vows to make Ginny come back.
“Metrosexual blokes and birds, I am filled with bewilderment to report that we have entered an alternate universe where Harry and Hermione snog freely and the lead singer of the Weird Sisters is really a man, like the rest of the band...” Randy teenagers aren’t much of a rarity at Hogwarts, but when messages start defacing Hogwarts walls people start wondering about Hermione’s deranged admirer. After all, who actually goes on a Hermione hair campaign or admires Hermione?
Fluffy one-shot about a perilous stairwell. Wish I could say there was more to it than that.
As if Hermione Granger would let a little thing like death keep her from talking. Now she recounts her love for a certain raven-haired messiah from beyond the grave. But wait, there's going to be a happy harmonious ending, right? (right)
Who says you have to be a child to jump in puddles? One-shot.
When a spell backfires and Ginny accidentally mind-bonds herself to Draco, she decides to have some fun - especially since Draco hasn't a clue as to just who it is he's bonded to!
Hermione and Moaning Myrtle have a 'talk' about Harry...I've been promising this story for a while, so here it is. Apologies for shortness
A short and unnecessary continuation of "Late Night Lights."
"She didn’t understand that I had to get away from it all. The tabloids, the screaming, the thrown underwear. And her. That I had to get away from her...before I did something we’d both regret. I’d rather leave with my own self deluded fantasies than lose her." Harry Potter left on yet another road trip, this time to America, thinking it was yet another hiatus from his nonexistant love life with Hermione Granger. Little did he know that he'd find himself and escape a few burdens on a blue highway...and he'd finally find the hope and balls to make his nonexistant love life breathe.
Short standalone that's part of a longer work. Ah yes. That overused plot device, the Boggart. We meet again...