Chapter 11-Girls Just Want to Have Fun
"A girlfriend? He already has a girlfriend?" Addison asked, completely shocked.
"Yep," Sirius said. "We just need to find out who and terrorize the bivvy."
"Bivvy? What is a bivvy?" Addison asked. Remus just rolled his eyes. He seemed to have put up with this sort of language during his many years as Marauder. Addison was sure James and Sirius had unknown speaking rituals which would one day be further examined.
"It's his way of saying an unpleasant word in the presence of a lady," Remus said. Sirius nodded sincerely.
"Oh, didn't know you cared Sirius," Addison said, shaking her blue blonde head.
"We have more important matters than me and you Addy. There is Lily and James to consider! Who is she? He wouldn't say. He just came into the dorm all happy and lovey dovey. It was annoying really. Like he had seen Lily brush her teeth or something," Sirius said.
"Well, I can find out who. I can call a sleepover between the girls. That always works," Addison said.
"Oh, can I come?" Sirius asked.
"No!" Addison said.
"Why not? I won't come as myself," Sirius said.
"Actually, you know what. That would be kind of fun. I am not one to intrude on the other girls privacy but you know what? We're all team Lily and James. I normally would say no but.." Addison said when Sirius interrupted her.
"WHOOOPPEEEE!!" Sirius said.
"YAY!" Remus squealed.
"I AM SO HAPPY! WOO WOO WOO!" Sirius said, giggling profusely.
"You'll fit right in with my sister and Arielle," Addison said.
"Speaking of Arielle, do you think she has snagged James?" Remus asked.
"Probably. I really don't know why my sister hangs out with her," Addison said.
"Well your sister isn't much better Addy," Remus noted.
"True," Addison said.
"She is a great kisser though," Sirius said.
"You're so horrible. But you can't go as yourselves," Addison said.
"I am good at Charms. I can alter our appearances," Sirius said. "Remus, I think I'll make you a hot dirty blonde."
Remus giggled and Sirius tapped his wand on top of Remus' head. Instantly, he looked like a girl.
"Wow Moony, you look hot," Sirius said, admiring his handiwork.
"Ew, Sirius. That is wrong on so many levels," Remus said. "I need a name."
"Well, let's see.." Addison said. "What sounds like Remus but is a girls name?"
"Remus…Reba! You can be Reba Lupine," Sirius said.
"Good thinking Sirius," Addison said. "Do you want me to do you?"
"Antsy aren't we Addy babe. Let's wait until we get Lily and James back together and then we'll browse around for broom closets," Sirius said, winking at her.
"Ew Sirius! I meant put the Charm on you!" Addy screamed.
"The Addison McKinnon Charm? Well love, it's already been put on me. I like em' feisty," Sirius said, laughing at his own wit.
"You're impossible," Addison said, rolling her blue eyes.
"Actually, I'm quite easy," Sirius said.
"GRRR!!!" Addison said. She put the tip of her wand on Sirius. His black hair extended to the middle of his back and his face transformed into a smooth, girlish one. His legs and muscles accommodated to a girls body. He looked like a girl. A mirror appeared in the room of Requirement.
"I am hot!" Sirius said.
"Me too!" Remus said. They had girlish voices so their squeals became high pitched. Remus played with his dirty blonde bob and Sirius started primping.
"This will be awesome. If a guy hits on me I can beat him up and use blackmail!" Sirius said.
"No!" Remus and Addison said together.
"Why not?" Sirius asked.
"You can't tell anyone you're doing this. We'd have no friends! It's deceit, it's immoral, it's treachery, it's scandal!" Addison yelled.
"And..?" Sirius asked.
"Don't tell anyone Serena!" Addison said.
"Oh, Serena. I like it. Serena the Sex Goddess!" Sirius said, smacking his lips in front of the mirror.
"I hate him, he's prettier than me!" Remus said.
"Remus is an ugly duckling! HAHAHAHA!" Sirius said.
"Ok, Reba Lupine and Serena White," Addison said.
"Serena White? I like it. If I was a guy, I would date me," Sirius said.
"I am sure you would. You'd wind up on Jerry Springer, but you would," Addison said.
"Jerry who? Is she a hot girl?" Sirius asked.
"Never mind," Addison said, rolling her eyes again.
"Ok, we have to go tell all the girls about the sleepover and introduce them to you guys, my friends from Durmstrang. You guys came for the weekend with Dumbledore's permission. Ok?" Addison asked.
"Wow, she's good," Remus muttered.
"I think I'm in lust.." Sirius said.
"What's new about that?" Remus muttered again.
"I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS!!" Addison yelled.
"Remember, dress lightly. The heat always overreacts in the Girls Dorms," she said to them, leading them out of the Common Room.
"Operation Wreck James's Love Life is in Notion," Sirius said as he left.
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"What? We're not going to Hogsmeade?" Arielle Prewett asked, on the verge of tears.
"Yeah, Arielle. I'm sorry. Things would never have worked between us, love," James said.
He had really grown tired of this girl within the last 24 hours. Could anyone have been anymore desperate?
"Why not, Jamesie?" Arielle asked, her eyes sparkling with tears.
"Well, first off, you just called my Jamesie. That is just weird. And another thing, you're just not intellectually stimulating. And third and finally, I have a girlfriend. I may be easy, but I have morals," James said. "Sorry."
"But James!! I love you!" Arielle said.
James paused in his tracks. Stalker…
"You may think that now Arielle, but really, you love Sirius Black," James said.
"No, I love Sirius Black!" Mackenzie McKinnon said from across the room.
"Then fight over him," James said.
"Ok!" Both girls said together. James saw Mac leap across the room and onto Arielle, pulling her hair in the process. It looked as if Arielle was trying to bite Mac, but she did not prevail. James would stick around to watch but he had business elsewhere.
They are so stupid…
He left the Portrait Hole to go meet his new girlfriend in a broom closet for some serious lip-locking. He loved his
life. And best yet, he hadn't thought about Lily all day.
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"Oleander! Do you remember me, I'm Sirius Black!" Sirius said, talking to the curtain.
"Wow, Sirius, you have been through some um, big changes since I saw you last," Oleander said, sounding seriously concerned for the boy.
"What do you mean?" Sirius asked. "Should I try a new hair style?" he asked stupidly.
Remus and Addison rolled their eyes.
"Oleander, is Lily in there?" Addison asked.
"Yes she is," Oleander said.
"We need to talk to her," Remus said.
"Then tell me the password," Oleander said.
"I don't know what the-" Addison started to say when Sirius cut her off.
"Lily and James are the biggest sex gods in Uranus," Sirius said, without skipping a beat.
Addison stared at him, clearly impressed and kind of shocked.
"He always cracks codes for us. That's how we could make the map," Remus said.
"What map?" Addison asked. Remus and Sirius looked at each other uneasily.
"Um, look, he's letting us in," Remus said.
"Look how shiny this curtain fabric is Addison. Isn't it darling?" Sirius asked. He was clearly trying to avert her attention away from Remus' previous statement.
"You're not telling me something," Addison said as she entered the Heads room.
"Lily dear, we came to rescue you. What kind of password was that anyways?" Addison asked.
"Addy?" Lily's voice came from one of the rooms.
"Yep. I have two of my friends from Durmstrang here," Addison said.
"You have friends from Durmstrang?" Lily asked. "I never knew that."
"Yep," Addison said. Lily exited the room wearing track bottoms and a tank top.
"What's this all about?" Lily asked.
"We're having a sleepover. And you're invited, since you're looking especially hot," Sirius said. Remus and Addison elbowed him hard in the ribs.
"Ew, is your friend like swinging from the other door?" Lily asked, looking uncertainly at Sirius.
"No, she just compliments everyone like that. See. Serena you look hot," Addison said, talking to Sirius.
"Thanks Addy babe," Sirius said batting his eyelashes.
"Ok, this must be an inside joke or something," Lily said.
"I'm lost too," Remus said.
"Who are you?" Lily asked.
"Well Lils, this is Serena White and Reba Lupine. They're going to the sleepover we're having," Addison said.
"I'm in. Nothing better to do," Lily said.
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"Moony, we are about to enter the threshold that all Marauders have tried to enter for years. We are about to accomplish a mission. Are you ready?" Sirius whispered to Remus.
"That I am," Remus said. They stepped on the stairs and miraculously it didn't change into a slide. Remus let out a sigh of relief and Sirius a squeal of excitement.
Addison looked at the two of them cautiously. She opened the door to the seventh year girls slightly.
"Is everyone decent?" she asked.
"Addy, what do you care? We're all girls," Lily said. She walked in, allowing Sirius and Remus a chance to see girls in their knickers. Sirius and Remus both had extremely large grins.
Arielle Prewett, Mackenzie McKinnon, Alice Bones, Lily, Addison, Sirius and Remus all sat in a circle on the floor covered in blankets, pillows, popcorn, and nail polish.
Arielle and Mac had tissues near them.
"Mac what's wrong?" Addison asked.
"Everything. First, Arielle gets dumped by James and then me and her have a catfight over Sirius Black," Mackenzie said. "We just feel so bad for each other."
"You had a catfight over Sirius Black?" Sirius asked, excitedly.
"You know him?" Arielle asked, blowing her nose in a tissue.
"No, she doesn't. She just heard about him from me. Girls, this is Serena White and Reba Lupine. They're from Durmstrang. They're only here for the night," Addison said.
"How come only a night?" Alice Bones asked the two of them. Remus looked at Sirius, obviously at a loss to answer the question.
"Sirius Black of course. As Addy here just said we've heard a lot about him," Sirius said.
"Trust me, he's nothing special," Alice said.
"We resent that," Mac, Arielle, and Sirius all said.
"Alice is only saying that because she has Frank," Lily said.
"Well, since we're all girls here, I am going to change. It's so hot in here," Mackenzie said.
"Yeah me too," Lily, Alice, and Arielle said pulling off their shirts and bottoms, only in their knickers. A few girls over in another corner already had their clothes off. Addison had not been lying when she said it was hot up there.
Sirius and Remus grinned like maniacs. Then, surprisingly, they pulled off their clothes too.
Addison sat with her mouth wide open, smacking herself on the head for being so stupid.
"Wow, I have daisy underwear," Remus said observing it. "They're so cute and comfy."
"Lucky you," Sirius said. "Yours have backs. What are these supposed to be?"
"Serena, you bought thongs and didn't even know what they were called?" Lily asked.
"No," Sirius answered. "Who wants a constant wedgie?"
Since all the girls on the floor were wearing them, they didn't say anything, just rolled their eyes and laughed.
"Addy, you can't tell me you're not hot. You have to be scorching," Mackenzie said.
"You always complain about the heat up here," Arielle said. "Go on, we're all girls."
"That's what you think," she muttered under her breath. Addison tugged on her sweater uncomfortably but did not take it off. She had some dignity. Well, she couldn't blame the girls. They always sat around in their underwear at sleepovers.
"Yes, go on Addy, we're all girls here," Sirius said, grinning.
"I'm fine Serena, really," Addy said. She pulled at the collar of her sweater. It was scorching in the room. She felt like she was going to suffocate.
"Damn you Sirius," she muttered. She pulled off her shirt and pants and covered her body with her arms.
"There, there. Don't be ashamed of what you have," Sirius said.
"You ass," Addison said.
"Addison!" Lily said.
"Where's Maimee?" Addison asked.
"I don't know. She didn't tell us. Probably off studying," Arielle said.
"So wait a second, James dumped you?" Remus asked.
"No Reba. We hadn't even gone on our date yet. He told me he had a girlfriend," Arielle said, grabbing another tissue and blowing her nose profusely and noisily.
"So, you weren't the girlfriend we heard about?" Addison asked.
"What girlfriend?" Lily asked, suddenly realizing what they were talking about.
"James has a girlfriend," Addison, Sirius, Arielle, Alice, Mac, and Remus said together.
"When did this happen?" Lily asked.
"Today," Arielle said.
"Oh," Lily said, acting as though she didn't care. In all actuality, she did. It was weird to have James chasing another girl. And she didn't even know who the girl was!
They all noticed the awkward silence.
"So girls, how do you all feel about Sirius Black?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, he's so hot," Mackenzie gushed.
"Oh yes, definitely a hunk," Arielle said.
"I guess he's alright looking. I wouldn't date him, but I have to say he's attractive," Lily said.
"I am sure you'd be a good one night stand Lily," Sirius said without thinking.
"Is that supposed to be another one of your weird compliments Serena?" Lily asked.
"Yep, weirdo. That's me. I am a weirdo," Sirius said, trying to cover it up.
"I think Sirius Black is an asshole," Addison said.
Arielle, Mac, and Sirius all gasped at her.
"Shame on you," Sirius said.
"I agree with Addy," Remus said.
"NO REBA! NO! WE WERE FRIENDS!" Sirius said, actually crying. "Give me that popcorn."
"What is your problem, Serena?" Remus asked.
"I don't know. I am really hungry. Really hungry. I feel fat," Sirius said, eating popcorn and patting his stomach.
"I think I know what this means," Mackenzie said, giggling.
"What?" Sirius, Remus, and Addison asked.
"She's had a visit from her Aunt Mildred," Arielle said, giggling along with Mac.
"My what?" Sirius asked. "Ow, it hurts. Why the hell does my stomach hurt."
"Here, I have some Midol," Lily said, grabbing her purse and taking out some pills.
"Some what? My mum takes that stuff," Sirius said, looking at the pills in fear.
"She should. It works great," Lily said.
Addison started laughing so hard she started crying. Sirius Black had his period! A man had his period! It was amazing. A girls dream come true.
"What? Addy what are you laughing at? Addison McKinnon, what are you laughing at?" Sirius asked, wiping his tears delicately.
"Sir-Serena, let's go in the bathroom for a moment," Addison said, dragging Sirius into the bathroom.
She took out her wand and put a silencing Charm on it.
"Why'd you do that?" Sirius asked.
"Because once you find out what happened, you're going to get very upset," Addison said. She reached under the sink for a box. It contained pads.
"This is for you," Addison said.
"A diaper?" Sirius asked. "I am potty trained, although these thongs are really uncomfortable and that may be preferable."
"Sirius, you have your-you have your-" Addison said, laughing again.
"WHAT? I HAVE MY WHAT?" he asked.
"You have your period," she said, still laughing.
"I HAVE MY WHAT????" Sirius asked, clearly appalled.
"Oh my god," he said to himself.
"This sleepover has proven to be something very special," Addison said.
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"Serena, what is taking so long? It's a damn pad," Lily said.
"A what?" Remus asked.
"A pad. To stop the leaks. For your period," Mac said.
"Oh my god, he, I mean she has her period?" Remus asked.
"Where have you been?" Arielle, Mac, and Lily said. Addison was tapping impatiently on the door.
Remus started to literally howl. He was laughing so hard he cried, just as Addison had.
"Are you almost done? If you remember, there is a reason we had a sleepover," Addison said, referring to James's mystery girl.
"Oh yeah. I'm coming," Sirius said. He opened the door and awkwardly walked out. In a different pair of underwear, some that covered his butt. Actually, they were a pair of boxers that he had conjured.
"Serena, why are you walking like a duck?" Lily asked.
"I'd rather be a duck than have to deal with this. Lucky duck," he muttered.
"Where did you get those boxers?" Mac and Arielle asked. "Are they Sirius's?"
"No!" Sirius said. "Where did you get that idea?" This was pointless as Sirius's name was written on the back.
"How did you get his underwear?" Mac asked.
"I don't know," Sirius said.
"She's not telling girls, leave her alone," Remus said.
"Thanks Reba," Sirius said. "You girls are like fricken lepers for Merlin's sakes. There's enough Sirius to go around."
"So girls, does anyone know who James's new girlfriend is?" Addison asked, getting to the point.
"No," they all muttered.
"Ok, sleepover is done. Serena, Reba, we need to go," Addison said.
"WHAT?" they both asked.
"It's time to go," Addison said.
"Bye girls," they called. "We should do this again some time."
"Definitely," Sirius muttered.
The three of them were walking out in the halls, in their underwear, mind you, completely unaware that they were indecent.
"Addison?" a voice said.
Addison looked behind her. She had been so anxious to get to the Room of Requirement that she hadn't really looked around or bothered to change.
"What?" she asked impatiently.
"Maimee, James?" Sirius asked confused.
"Who are these girls?" Maimee asked. "And why are you guys in your underwear?"
"Sleepover," Addison muttered.
"You two go out?" Addison asked, feeling the heat rise to her cheeks
"Yeah," Maimee said smiling. "We were trying to keep it a secret."
Sirius, Remus, and Addison's jaws all dropped and they felt more embarrassed about that than being seen in their underwear.
A/N: Please review!