Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. God I Was Alive by dumbles

    Semi-song fic to ‘I Was Alive’ by The Whitlams. Ginny and Draco have a very volatile relationship. Can he tame her? One shot.

  2. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? by mathiasgranger

    Molly Weasley's life following the war was almost perfect. All that was missing was the one big happy Weasley family. Let the attempt at hilarity ensue.

  3. Just a Day at the Beach by Hysterical Hystorian

    While Harry & Hermione reconnect, Remus spends quality time with their children.

  4. Feelin' the Same Way by BeaumontRulz

    “Are we going to have this argument?” “Yes.” “Harry,” she said warningly. “Hermione,” he mimicked her. “You are absolutely infuriating.” “Why are you grinning when you say that?” “Because… I can.” Oneshot! Please R&R

  5. The Worst Day in the History of England by Hermione_Crookshanks

    From broken coffee machines and decimated doors to folders precariously left around her office, Hermione is having the worst day in the history of mankind...make that England. It just figures that Harry's chosen tonight of all nights to finally propose. H/Hr one-shot. Excerpt: No, Miss Granger would insist that she was having the worst day that any woman in the history of England possibly could have had. She was going to say in the history of mankind, but realized, given the history classes prior to her days at Hogwarts, England's history was most likely longer than that of humans. Or so it seemed to the students that had also attended Mrs. Gerwin's class. Like any bad day, it all began that morning, as what is the worst day in the history of one's country without it starting with the morning's coffee?

  6. Graces by pumpkintoasty

    Another morning in the Potter household.

  7. Bitter Sweet by Parvati_Patil

    Bitter sweet story about Draco and Ginny. First shot at NC17, so please R/R!

  8. More Than Grass by vea

    James Potter knows he likes Lily Evans, but the fact of the matter remains that she is in firm denial of her own feelings, especially when they concern a certain habit of his. Co-authored with GhostofBambi. [Rating for an obscene amount of obscenities.]

  9. Never Been More Serious by ray_hermy19

    (Companion fic to Confessions and Realizations in the Common Room; but I strongly suggest you read that one first!)Ron unwittingly witnesses the scene in CRCR between Harry and Hermione, and comes to a realization. (Okay, I know I suck at summaries, so will you please just read it? And review, please?) Enjoy!

  10. Sex. Or Gender, If You Prefer. by Ruddy_Brilliant

    Our lovely wedded couple dispute about whether the word is "sex" or "gender." And then they say to hell with that and run off to have some sex. What a crazy story.

  11. Movie Night by pumpkintoasty

    Fluffy little piece in which Hermione swears off love and Harry takes issue.

  12. The Office by Dark Illusion

    The Ministry dissolves into hysteria when magic is taken away for a week. Draco is assigned to supervise. When he hears that Ginny plans to seduce him, steal his wand and go on a magic spree, he doesn’t know how to feel about it. (rating for crude language)

  13. Babies are Transfigured Out of Stone by Rhea Summers

    "How do you make babies?" Draco Malfoy deals with this age-old question which has always fascinated young children.

  14. What Is Love? Ginny's 24th Birthday. by d&gforever

    A cute little one-shot detailing the events of Ginny's twenty-four birthday. It follows the story line of "What Is Love?"

  15. Never Ask by misstake

    After a day at Hogsmeade, Hermione and Ron enter the common room in a heated arguement. Always the bistander in these clashes, Harry soon learns that it is always better to live in the moment than to ask.

  16. Time Warped by Twitch E. Littleferret

    An accident turns Ryan's life upside down. As a result, the beautiful Head Girl, Hermione Granger, is seriously crushing after him which seems to raise the hackles of Harry Potter who is determined to make his life a living hell at Hogwarts. Oh, and did I mention that Ryan's last name is Potter and that Harry and Hermione are his parents?

  17. Who's First? by KellyNicolette

    This has been deleted because I wrote a better version. The new one is much more organized and i've changed a lot of stuff, so if you liked this one, read the new one and tell me what you think! -KellyNicolette

  18. Boiling the Tarts by Beedaily

    Christmas tart making gets a bit out of hand when James decides to boil his batch of dough in the fireplace.

  19. If You Want It to Be Good ... by Starlight623

    Hermione comes home to find a slight change with Harry ...

  20. What Women Want by Parvati_Patil

    We all know the movie... Harry wakes up and can suddenly hear women's thoughts - the good... and the bad! What happens when he can hear the thoughts of the Hogwarts’ female population? What about one female in particular? Takes place in 7th year. (PG13 - R, so R to be safe)

  21. One for the Birthday Boy by Amethyst

    He’d hoped, when he woke that morning, that the dream was all a fluke – that he was bound to dream about her at least once in his life, that he was bound to place the only girl that he was consistently around in his subconscious fantasies…but why was he wanting her now, after he’d woken up?

  22. All His Fault by Holland Sauce

    Hermione's got a problem! A little piece of fluff that just popped into my head a few months back!

  23. Pictures by Me111

    Post-Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione take a look back.

  24. The Trouble with Princesses by Rainpuddle13

    Summary: Draco has managed to raise two sons (with a wee bit of help from his lovely wife, Ginny) without scarring them (too much) for life. But now he has a pair of teenage daughters...

  25. Sink or Swim by adamolupin

    This is a series of one shots and drabbles beginning about a month after "Soaked From Head to Toe" up to and including the birth and wedding. It isn't entirely necessary to read "Lessons" or its sequel "Soaked From Head to Toe" before reading this, but it may help with some references found within. THIRD in the "Lessons" series.

  26. Harry Potter, and Friends, at the Circus by jms granger

    From the creator of 'A Very Harry Christmas and 'A Very Voldy Chrsitmas' comes a new one shot Crack-Flick, with laughs and love as Harry goes to the circus, unkowing that other 'people' might just be thinking the same thing...

  27. Who? What? When? Where? Why? and How? by Horcrux Seeker

    Chapter 5: the finale-- the wedding...read review and enjoy!

  28. Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff

    Harry gets more than he bargains for when he reluctantly agrees to pose for the great Master Rondino. So does Hermione. FINALLY, THE LAST ACT.

  29. Take Me Away by BeaumontRulz

    Less than a second later they found themselves standing in soft, white sand, the smell of the sea filling their nostrils. Hermione grinned and gazed along the beach, in awe how clear and blue the water was. “Aren’t you happy I made you take a day off?” Harry asked, resting his chin on her shoulder. “Most definitely,” she replied, smiling and leaning her head into his.

  30. Witch Wish by Liz21

    Ginny does a favor for her twin brothers that leads her on a wild ride with her not so favorite enemy, Draco Malfoy.

  31. The Stupid Notes by Mstar

    A collection of humorous drabbles featuring (but not limited to) our beloved Marauders with a few cameo appearances by "Evans Dearest". A good read to cheer you up when you need a laugh.

  32. Idle Threats by adamolupin

    Hermione has a favorite threat, but does she really mean it? Set in the "Lessons" universe.

  33. It Began With His Eyes by bluetomatopasta

    Harry has realized that he loves Hermione, and Hermione has realized that she loves Harry. Will a bit of a nudge (well, shove, really) from their friends get them together?

  34. Twenty Bloody Questions by Violet Kefira

    When Harry becomes abysmally bored on the Hogwarts Express one day, he coaxes Hermione into playing a game with him. Excerpt: "“What letter does his name start with?” “H. Four questions left.” Blast, Hermione, why don’t you just get it over with and tell him you want to have his babies? That’ll be much less obvious than your stupid answers!"

  35. The Boys Room by adamolupin

    On a quest to find James, Lily stumbles into a mystery. Why is Remus tied up in a closet? What is that awful corn crisp smell? Do the Marauders really have a zoo in their room? And where IS James anyway? 7th year fic.

  36. It Wasn't Me by lillyfan16

    JKR just published HBP and she's feeling proud...until fanmail starts coming it, espeically a letter from Archie! After deciding to deny HBP by saying "It Wasn't Me," Archie comes to her with a musical number, parody to Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."

  37. The Wishing Candle by Violet Kefira

    The phrase 'Be careful what you wish for' takes on a whole new meaning for Hermione.

  38. The Discreet Art of Persuasion by quite_grey

    Hermione takes a situation in hand. Crack!

  39. A Fine Duet by runningidiot

    When a plan goes amazingly well, but hopelessly wrong at the same time, two people have to learn to cope with each other; in the same body.

  40. PlayWitch Of The Month by dumbles

    Harry Potter thought he knew Hermione Granger well. Until she does something very risqué that will change the way he sees her… forever. One-shot.

  41. Beware the Heart on Mine by trophybruises

    A short, cautionary tale about the "dangers" of mixing Harry, Hermione, and vodka.

  42. Soaked From Head to Toe by adamolupin

    Come visit Fiji and all its many splendors like white beaches, man eating hats, exotic wild life, interpretive dancing, clear oceans, and late night swims in dress robes! SECOND in the "Lessons" series.

  43. The Groomsmen by adamolupin

    The Marauders prepare for James and Lily's wedding. Based on Laverinth's The Groomsmen.

  44. Marriage of (In)convenience by ladylaughalot

    Hermione has discovered a spell that will destroy the Horcruxes but it requires a couple that has been married for exactly one month. Unfortunatly for once Hermione hasn't done her research properly. She and Harry will need to consumate their marriage before the spell will work.

  45. Statistical Improbability by adamolupin

    Some things are best left unexplained like why moose aren't called meese and why fingers don't fing. Love used to be one of them until Hermione got her hands on it.

  46. The Green Fog by Hotaru

    Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!

  47. Wishing to Be the Friction in Your Jeans by trophybruises

    A fun story that involves Harry, Hermione, firewhiskey, and Filch. Help me celebrate my acceptance as an author by telling me what you think!

  48. Feelings of affection by Mashu

    First Harry Potter fanfiction. A casual evening study session sprouts dormant (perhaps?) feelings in one Harry Potter for one Hermione Granger. But can he handle it well? Excerpt: Oh Merlin, if Voldemort wasn’t out trying to kill him, whatever it was about Hermione that was affecting him so badly would do him in instead.

  49. Lessons by adamolupin

    A series of three vingettes where Harry and Hermione realize they don't need to be in Hogwarts to learn something new. FIRST in the series.

  50. It's Right In Front of You by darsynia

    Harry didn't know what he was looking for until it was right in front of him. (Set during their Fifth Year at Hogwarts)