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  1. A Lesson From Luna by Eternal Love LJ

    Just a cute little fic of Luna and Ron. My first, so leave a review! Love you all! (P.s: 100th R/LL on the site! Oh yeah!)

  2. James Potter Must Die by madhu893

    What do you do with a player whom guys worship and girls throw themselves at when three most popular girls find out he’s cheating on them? Get even. Based on the movie “John Tucker Must Die”. Seventh Year. AU in order to correlate with the movie.

  3. Life N.E.W.T.s by DeliverMeFromEve

    Everything I know, I learned from Hogwarts... well, almost everything. AUTHOR NOTES: Chapters are short. An old-fashioned romance that I hope you'll enjoy.

  4. Ring in the New Year by Amynoelle and Heaven

    This was our Holiday fic for the livejournal H/Hr Christmas Ficathon 2006. Harry's going to propose to his long-term girlfriend, Hermione but there's only one problem. Where's the ring? And what does Ron have to do with this? New Year's Eve will certainly be interesting for Harry and Hermione.

  5. Hermione Makes The List by SlaptheWhiteFerret

    The List: A register of eligible bachelors, though in the case of HJG, it might be more akin to a Tolstoy novel. Year 5. Welcome to one Hermione Granger's most important year. It's everything she's ever prepared for academically, and she's ready to meet those challenges as they come, but what about the aspects of her life in which she couldn’t take lessons? And so, Hermione does the only thing that makes sense. She makes The List.

  6. I Saw Hermione Kissing Santa Clause! by AquamarineCrystal

    Who knew that one simple Christmas party could turn two friends into something so much more... Merry Christmas everyone!

  7. The Werewolf Cub by Serena R. Snape

    What if there were two Dimensions? One was ours and the other was Harry Potter. What if Remus Lupin sent his daughter to our dimension and she found her way back, knowing all the details from the Harry Potter books.

  8. You've Got Mail by twiddlekinks

    Someone finds a "Good Wife For Life" site on the Internet, but Ginny gets to the package first. Who in the wizarding world wants a mail-order-bride, and what'll happen when this ordeal is signed/sealed/delivered?

  9. Something In Bed by Longfletch

    Waking up can be hard to do for Hermione. Especially if there's someone there that wasn't when she fell asleep. One-shot.

  10. Damn Him! by hermy_madness

    Just a small story post-Hogwarts, when our favourite couple get their wires crossed. Please R&R!

  11. I Don't Like Spiders and Snakes by HandofFate

    The war is over. The devastation is complete. Ron is a shell of a human being and Hagrid has passed away. But Hagrid asked Harry to do him a favor. He wants him to take over his duties as if he handed them to Harry as his son. What ensues is nothing short of catastrophe after another. Hermione helping Nurse Pomfrey now in the Hospital Wing agrees to move into the hut to help Harry if he puts in an upstairs to accomodate them as roommates. Together they recapture the spirit of Hagrid and rebuild their shattered lives with the love they'd never acknowledged

  12. The School Play by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE SHOT Hogwarts' resident Muggle Studies teacher decides to have her sixth and seventh year students produce one of Shakespeare's greatest plays, Romeo and Juliet. Oh, the events that ensue when Draco becomes jealous. D/G

  13. The Eight-hundred Pound Gorilla by HandofFate

    Harry rubs his cheek where Hermione kissed him as he left with the Dursleys? What was that and why did he like it? He schemes to not let her go without returning it. From there...enter...The Eight Hundred Pound Gorilla. What does he do now? He's been invited to visit on his birthday and Hermione will be there.

  14. Blame the Light by Violet Kefira

    Hermione, who - by the way - does not condone such behavior, daydreams in class. Such things have disastrous results.

  15. The Nightmares of Being a God Father by Hake Balms

    For most people, having a three year old is a joy. But for Harry, having his godson live with him is no picnic. Many unfortunate situations happen to Harry. And one, leads to him finding the love of his life… H/Hr!

  16. Revenge Never Tasted So Sweet by goddess_of_ether

    Ron Weasley is tired of his girlfriend. Hermione Granger, his girlfriend, is tired of being unnoticed. And Harry Potter is tired of watching Ron cheat on the best girlfriend the bloke's ever going to get. Put them all in a room together, and see what explodes. *Revamped 'Sweet Revenge'*

  17. Sweet Revenge by goddess_of_ether

    Hermione Granger is infuriated with being the unnoticed girlfriend of international quidditch star Ron Weasley. Luckily for her, she has a crazy redheaded fashion designer and an extremely handsome best friend to help her exact her revenge. But what happens when certain lines are crossed . . . the sort that you can't always recover from?

  18. It's Hard to be a Monster by Rainpuddle13

    Draco spends some quality time with his wife and young son.

  19. Cravings by H_HrFan

    Harry/Hermione and Halloween. Meant to be taken VERY lightly. Upped the rating to PG-13; might be considered low-R for sexual implication. I apologize to those who felt it should be higher.

  20. Confusion by RowlingIdol

    After the war against Voldemort- everyone is repairing their lives. While helping her brothers, Ginny discovers someone thought long gone. Where has he been? What happened? What happens now? Full of mystery, humor, sexual tension, and all the other good stuff D/G shippers look for- with plenty of cliffhangers included. Rated R for later chapters.

  21. Chained In Halloween by moogle

    Dungeons, chains and Peeves?

  22. The Feeling's Mutual, Darling by Violet Kefira

    “Sarcasm does not become you.” “That’s only because I am not versed in that menial art of fools.” “Sarcasm is not for fools. It takes wit, talent and a quickness of mind.” “I’m sure that’s why you suck at it.” D/G fluffity

  23. Growth Spurts by adamolupin

    I wasn't sure which ship to put this under, so I put it under Draco/Ginny just because they were the first ship in the first story. This isn't the sequel to "Sink or Swim" but more like a dumping ground for stories involving my Lessons universe I feel are too short to post individually. Each story should stand independently of the other in "Growth Spurts," although they will sometimes reference situations and characters found in other Lessons universe stories so it might help to read those stories first. "Growth Spurts" will also contain ships from R/L and H/Hr. If I find that one ship dominates, I might change that. After all that, enjoy!

  24. Unexpected Tendencies by blazefury

    Post-Hogwarts and Ginny is determined to make it out in the big bad world, as well as hoping to shed some light into the love department. She drives her boss crazy, gets into some hilarious situations and somewhere along the line, she falls unknowingly for the biggest prat she knows: Draco Malfoy.

  25. Shooters by madscientist

    A bit of a future cookie in The Circle's End universe, Harry and Hermione having a touch of a night out on his birthday, and making up for lost time...rating for a tad touch of language and highly suggestive actions.

  26. THE MESS! by Makkura

    Shortly before Spring dawns at The Burrow, Harry finds himself alone and friendless. Hermione's betrayal might not weigh so much if it did not occur on the eve of Harry's battle with a certain Dark Lord. Things get crazier when he returns home to his girlfriend and finds why her letters have stopped. Harry is not in a very reconciliative mood that evening. But all of a sudden, he is approached by someone who demands of him to forgive Hermione...

  27. A Touching Romance by Violet Kefira

    Ginny Weasley is a jealous person. A jealous girlfriend especially. A jealous girlfriend of one, Harry Potter, to be exact. So, to make sure that bushy-haired know-it-all doesn't move in on her territory over Christmas holidays, she brews a potion that enables Harry to touch only the girl he desires most. Because after all, everyone knows that the only girl Harry has ever *really* wanted is Ginny. Or so she thinks. FINISHED! A million thank yous to my reviewers!

  28. Just a Newspaper by Nicole ish Awesome

    Hermione has learned that you shouldn't always believe what you read, because it could be the reason you get everything you've ever wanted. (Rated PG13 for some mild swearing)

  29. Reunion by JanieB

    Take that incredibly famous Trio – Harry, Ron & Hermione – let them hunt down and defeat Voldemort, then return them to the effusively congratulatory arms of the Wizarding world where they’re fawned upon, awarded and worshipped. Then see the friendship of the once inseparable threesome disintegrate, each going their own way, deliberately abstaining from any kind of contact with each other. Why? No one knows except for the Trio themselves – and they’re not telling. As the years pass, it seems as though it will take a miracle to get them together again. Then, after five years, Ginny appears to do it - the miracle is wrought and they agree to reunite for the Ministry of Magic’s annual Yule Ball. So, Ron’s returning, Hermione’s coming home and Harry’s back…let the story begin…

  30. Of Valentine's Day and Getting Very, Very, Unbearably Drunk by mimicita104

    According to Hermione Granger, Valentine's Day is just another excuse for everyone to be completely miserable. Also according to the all knowing girl, you should never, ever, drink anything offered to you at a celebration after winning a Quidditch match. If you do- you may find yourself telling your innermost secrets to someone who really shouldn't know about them. Rating for later chapters (just in case.)

  31. Gone Camping...Oh Hell... by Tayler

    The longest camping trip a wizard has ever seen...Merlin help us...

  32. Non Sequitur by RiXX

    Friday night, a pub, and good friends can lead to a lot more than a good time, if you let it. Fluff ahoy :)

  33. Four Easy Ways to Kill all Love* by bluemoon

    Lily Evans has just about always loathed (not just hated, but actually loathed) James Potter, but ever wonder why she dislikes him so much? Never should have listened to Sirius, James, never should have listened to Sirius.

  34. The Grad Party by hermione4harry

    The battle is over. Harry, Hermione and Ron live together at Grimmauld place and graduation is just around the corner. Will Harry finally get his girl??

  35. Try Too Hard by adamolupin

    It takes a little bit of help from Barry White for James too see he tries too hard.

  36. Intervention by IslandPrincess1

    Draco attempts suicide, and is saved in the nick of time by a certain someone. A study in dark humour, please forgive me.

  37. A Spot of Trouble by adamolupin

    Hermione learns an important lesson: always read the labels.

  38. Figures by InTheStars

    “Oi! Weaselcheeks!” or "Draco Malfoy was impossible to get rid of."

  39. Mr. Matchmaker by RiXX

    After reading something he *really* shouldn't have, Ron takes it upon himself to bring his two best friends together. By any means necessary.

  40. A Visit to the Headmistress' Office by madscientist

    A small little cutscene from Harry Potter and the Circle's End. A slightly belated birthday present to Hermione.

  41. Friends in Low Places by SummrMagic

    Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are best friends and housemates...and each is in love with the other, while neither knows of the other's feelings. Will they finally admit it to each other and get together, or will Harry's ex-girlfriend get her way?

  42. Who's First: Renewed! by KellyNicolette

    It’s been eight years since the end of the war. The Trio defeated Voldemort, along with a great number of his most faithful Death Eaters. Harry and Hermione are now teaching at Hogwarts, while Ron is the Keeper for the Chudley Cannons. Working together everyday has brought them closer than ever, but will either admit their feelings for the other when they are fully realized? Ron and his wife, Luna, find out and try to move it along, but will their master plan work to everyone’s benefit? If you want to know, than read! Okay, this may look like the same story, because it still has the same elements, but i've changed a lot of stuff. If you liked the original, than you might like this one. Review and tell me what you think.

  43. Find Me by Glassesfreak206

    ONE-SHOT. He made you cry again.

  44. Happy Birthday by cpt_slog

    Hermione's first birthday after the death of Voldermort and in her final year of school.

  45. See You Next Week by Sakura1287

    Draco needs a bit of Counseling to bring the happiness back into his life after the fall of the Dark Lord.

  46. Fingers by Blair

    Draco and Ginny are stuck in detention together and Ginny sees fit to leave her mark.

  47. Harry's Bad Hair Day by Hotaru

    Lavender offers advice to Harry on how to tame his wild hair with a new shampoo. Hermione walks into the middle of the conversation and gets the entirely wrong idea. Rating to be safe! *Actual review:omg omg omg!!!!! this is the FUNNIEST fic ive ever read!!!! laughing the whole ENTIRE TIME!!!! Due to popular demand, a THIRD chappie has been added!

  48. Told You I Was Ill by lithen

    Repost of Tribes if anyone ever remembers it. And the follow up series it spawned. Mostly idiocy and inane stories.

  49. For The Love of Hate by Alexus Dracius

    **RE-UPLOAD OF MISTAKENLY DELETED CHAPTER TWO - CHAPTER THREE COMING SOON** Something light and a little weird while I find time to write more to my full-length fics. This will be short - only a few chapters long. You'll probably read the first chapter and think exactly what I did when I read through it...'WTF?!' - but it's just being built off of an odd plot-bunny I had. NC-17 for language, sex (although not too smutty) and DRUG USE AND ABUSE. You've been warned, so - Enjoy! /-\_/-\

  50. Exam Time by cpt_slog

    A simple oneshot.