Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Encounters at the Library by Luminous Star

    To earn a bit of extra money during the school year, Lily takes up a part time job at the Hogwarts library, simple right? Now if only Lily could shake off her interest and slight obsession of finding out the identity of a certain mysterious boy who's reading Hemingway novels long enough to actually get some work done... L/J oneshot, slightly fluffy, rather amusing- hope you enjoy it!

  2. Don't Write Me Off Just Yet by dumbles

    A short, fluffy one-shot I wrote after watching the movie 'Music and Lyrics' and getting 'Don't Write Me Off Just Yet'. Can't really summarize it too well- just read it!!!!

  3. How a Snake May Be Caught by Aquarius21

    Draco is not the best of thieves.

  4. Hogwarts: Once More With Feeling! by Ancient Werewolf

    AU, 7th year. An April's Fools joke by the Weasley twins! Everyone at Hogwarts is singing what they feel. What does this mean for Harry and Hermione? IMPORTANT: The songs are NOT original poetry, they are known songs (most are a bit old). Titles and artists are listed in the LAST chapter.

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  6. School Yard Crush by [x]Mrs_H_Potter[x]

    AU Story. Harry Potter is a 22 year old student from Australia. Hermione Granger is a 19 year old student from England. What happens when Harry gets a crush on Miss Granger. This is a NON-MAGIC fic, so if you don't like reading fiction without magic then please don't read.

  7. Precious Possessions by dragonsangel68

    Draco leaves something very special to him in the library and a certain redheaded witch finds it. His endeavors to retrieve his property ends up with him losing so much more than a mere material object, but he doesn't seem to mind all that much.

  8. Two Minds Are Better Than One by Ancient Werewolf

    AU, OotP, 7th year. Hermione is feeling depressed, and Harry wants to cheer her up. That's when Colin Creevy takes a picture of him with a special camera. Only, things don't go as planned. Poor Snape. HPHG, mentions of RWLL and NLGW.

  9. The Interview of Dreams by gluglug

    Just imagine if JKR gave an interview to Portkey following the release of Deathly Hallows.

  10. Reputations by loony9373

    People are wondering what Ron and Luna do when no one can find them, will our favorite Gryffindors figure it out?

  11. Uh...what? by Viopathartic

    Very short humorous one-shot: Excerpt// “Y-you’re—?” The woman asked, barely keeping her disgust out of her tone as she watched the red-haired man chew obnoxiously on a handful of cookies. She meant to ask if he was really Hermione’s husband-to-be, but for some reason she couldn’t speak. He smiled, showing particles of previous foods stuck in his teeth. Carol, somewhat of an OCD person, flinched and turned her head away. “Yep. I’m Ronald Weasley.” Wiping a hand onto his jeans, he stuck it out for her to shake. Slowly reaching out as if he carried a dangerous disease, Carol briefly touched his hand then drew back. God, that cookie monster is Hermione’s fiancé? Lord help Hermione Granger.

  12. The Long Unwinding Road by red_samurai21

    After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts to properly finish school, which of course entails exams, quidditch, overeating and good, old-fashioned fluff.

  13. Tis the Season by Rainpuddle13

    Draco is flustered by the girl weasel. A sequel to The Tale of the Pumpkin Thief.

  14. The Timestamp Meme by Rainpuddle13

    A collection of stories that resulted from the livejournal timestamp fic meme. Readers requested to see a specific moment in the timeline of any of my stories.

  15. Harry Potter and the Vision of the Quadrangle by fenriswolf

    A new prophecy has been unveiled, but do the words mean what they appear to mean? Voldemort and his followers pay the price for their hubris, or at any rate are severely punished. A bit of silliness that bit my ankle and wouldn't let go

  16. Who Is Who by [x]Mrs_H_Potter[x]

    What happens when Hermione goes out and leaves Harry with the identical twins? [One-Shot]

  17. Keep It Unclean by Smashed Sunshine

    Write romantic novel. Pay bills. Try not to become fixated by perfect fictional characters. Pay more bills. Encourage arrogant man to help boost failing plot lines. Pay some more bills. Attempt to get published. Goodbye debt. It sounds simple enough but can Ginny find what she's looking for? Could it be that what she really wants is imperfection? And why, oh why, won't anyone pay her to sit around fantasising about tall/dark/handsome men?

  18. Bunny Ears and Sexy Dances by Harry85

    Just my response to the Challenge "The Bunny Outfit" by Carlo. I hope you will enjoy this, and please if you read, review so that I know how to improve!

  19. A Bitter Disappointment by mathiasgranger

    Albus Dumbledore has always believed that death is but the beginning of the next great adventure. What happens when the adventure is unlike anything he had expected it to be?

  20. Christmas Past by hermy_madness

    Hermione is decorating the christmas tree and remembering.

  21. The Pact by NotCreevey

    Set during 7th year. A little one shot in which Harry and Hermione discover how much they mean to each other and how much their love lives (now both tangled up in the Weasley household) have in common. Can one afternoon on the couch in front of the Common Room fire change everything? Let's find out!

  22. Billiards Lessons by Chance

    That mad witch Hermione has done it. She's gone back to school. And, to her flatmates Ron and Harry's disbelief, it's a muggle university! But one night she comes home in a panic; her muggle friends have invited her to play billiards with them, but she doesn't know how! Harry graciously offers to teach her. One-shot. Pure fluff =)

  23. 30 ways to say I love you by moon_scar89

    A series of letters between Harry and Hermione. Fluffy no real plot but enjoy the sweetness

  24. Little Red Dress by LaydeLyra

    Draco and Ginny banter while shopping and while getting a little smutty later on.

  25. The Office by harry_mione_love

    AU! NEW AUTHORS NOTE AT END!(Hermione attened Beauxtions,with no relationship to Harry until she starts working for him.)Hermione has always been considered just a plain old secretary working at a business owned by Harry Potter and Ron Weasley along with a few of her close friends. Harry then dating the ever popular Cho, who despises Hermione and her friends, finds himself falling for his assistant. What will happen next? LAST CHAPTER POSTED!!

  26. The Hogwarts Advice Column by Pink Inspiration

    What would happen if Harry Potter characters were forced to collaborate on Hogwarts' very first advice column? Interactive.

  27. Nine Lives by kneazle

    Pre-HBP: Harry is fed up and tries to off himself – only, because it's Harry, nothing ever goes right. Harry makes a deal with God and the Devil, with the balance of the world resting on his success.

  28. Vegetated Development by vea

    It was only when James had a pair of carrot-filled knickers on his head that he realized he was in love with Lily Evans.

  29. With No Control by Eternal Love LJ

    The one thing that Hermione has no control over.

  30. Chips & Vinegar by LaydeLyra

    Ginny just wants someone who understands. Short little plot bunny allowed to see the light.

  31. Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon

    Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter has survived and fulfilled his ambition to become an Auror. But after a raid that backfired spectacularly, Head Auror Kingsley Shacklebolt thinks Harry needs training to think like a copper. The one man who can do the job? Commander Sir Samuel Vimes, Ankh-Morpork City Watch. ---- ADDED BY FIC ADMIN gal-texter on Jan 2009: click here for link to completed version: http://recs.portkey.org/includes/view_rec_details.php?rec_id=2167

  32. Intervention by spoonjosh

    This fic will contain AU elements: Starting at the beginning of Harry's 4th year, 2 militant and delusional HHR fans Spoonjosh and Hoobajube, find themselves plunged into the magical world they worship... Is this a sign? Can HHR truly happen? We certainly will pull out all the stops to make sure it does! If you don't like mary-sue fics - this isn't for you (but then again who WOULDN'T want to be in Hogwarts, eh?). Read on for some of the funniest and exciting moments in HHR history! Watch out for Pumpkin Pie songs, Ron's mysteriously repetative accidents (courtesy of Hoobajube) and if you leave enough reviews, a special guest appearance!

  33. Win a Date with a Marauder by x0xJames_Potter

    What happens when Lily enters a contest under a fake name and wins a date with James? Excerpt from the third chapter: “Yes James, that’s it! I cant take it any more. You turn me on more than you can possibly imagine. How about we take a short break in your dorm?”

  34. Mission Impossible by harry_mione_love

    Fixed! The stuff that didn't make sense was changed! One Shot. This was a challenge i recieved on Portkey. Ever wonder what a conversation involving Harry's boys or Hermione's girls would sound or would have sounded like if the subject ever switched to Harry and Hermione?

  35. To Be Without Fault by Alicia78

    In the McKinnon’s summer home in Messina, Italy, Charles McKinnon, his daughter, Marlene, Marlene’s friend, Lily, are there to stay for the summer. Charles’s good friends, Thomas and Katherine Potter, their son, James, their niece, Melanie, and James’s friend, Sirius, come to stay as well. Lily knows James as a self-centred jerk who didn’t date girls—he shagged them. James believes Lily to be an anal prick who believed she was too good to associate with any of the boys who attended Hogwarts. In an odd twist of things Sirius develops a fancy for Marlene. However, will Melanie’s determination to get back together prevent Sirius and Marlene from being able to date without Melanie interfering? Based on Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing.

  36. Your Challenge by Eternal Love LJ

    Title: Your Challenge, which means Your Challenge is to name this damn story! Summary to come when I have a title. It's funny and a good start to a cool story, so check it out!

  37. Drinking Games by Chance

    Ron has moved in with his girlfriend, leaving Harry and Hermione together in their flat. One night Harry and Hermione drink a bit of firewhiskey and start playing silly games. One shot. Plenty of fluff.

  38. The New and Improved Hermione Granger by goddess_of_ether

    Tired that Harry Potter doesn't seem to realize that she's female, Hermione Granger undergoes a "Summer Makeover" to alert him of the error of his ways. Strangely enough, it seems as though Harry doesn't like the new Hermione . . . almost as if he were in love with the old one . . .

  39. And You Love It by MrsDanielRadcliffe

    Draco and Blaise make a bet concerning the famous Miss Weasley. Loosely based upon Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion and originally written for the DG Fic Exchange.

  40. Unwritten by MeiQueen

    Shows how an imperfect but stubborn Lily Evans came to love an egotistical but big-hearted prat, James Potter, when the two had to work together as Head Students in their 7th Year at Hogwarts.

  41. The Fairytale Hunter by mindless_matter

    “Draco emerged from his third fairytale that month entirely exhausted. And worse of all, his tights were riding up. Again.” Some fluff for dragonlilleth, fallenwitch and jandjsalmon as a thank you. But watch out for Draco’s potty mouth! *Entirely way too influenced by you, FW, but at least, you manage to take that as a compliment – cough, cough.*

  42. Health Class At Hogwarts by Eternal Love LJ

    Okay, so, the school board has stepped up and made a requirement for some health class at Hogwarts. Sounds hilarious, right? Well, it is! Not really an LJ, if I continue it might be, though. Tell me if I should! Laugh at me because it actually happened in my Health class.

  43. Ancient Ritual by Cassie Valentine

    Another one from LJ land. We all know that Hermione takes her research very seriously. Much to his amusement, Harry finds out just how serious.

  44. From the Files of Sirius Black by Alicia78

    A few random one shots I had lying around written from the PoV of Sirius. The first one is his telling about how Lily and James fell in love (romance/humor)and the second is about a past regret that he needs to get off his chest (drama). The third one sets up for more amusing ones to come. It's about how Sirius became who he was. (feel good) More to come. Most of them are humorous. Imput is much loved! Thanks!

  45. Damage Control by quite_grey

    Ron does some damage control, times two.

  46. Luck o' the Irish by Little_Katie_Bug09

    Happy St. Patty's Day to All!!!!!!!!!It all started out as a foolish game, whimsical and non-sensical, but what came from the game would change their lives.

  47. Another New Year's Eve by alayneni

    It's another New Year's Eve party at Harry's and Hermione is dreading going. But could Harry have a few suprises in store for her?

  48. Only Slightly Nauseating by Eternal Love LJ

    An amusing version of Lily and James's seventh year at Hogwarts. Plenty of romance and plenty of fights. What could be better?

  49. Naughty or Nice by snoopy_pie

    A Christmas Game turns into something a little bit more...*snippet* Hermione had stopped dancing and quietly stepped off of the bed as Ron’s eyes went from his clock which was flashing 3:00 am to Harry who was laying face down on his bedroom floor. Ron ogled Hermione who was clutching a beaten up misshapen box that looked like it had once been a very prettily wrapped gift. He threw up his hands in defeat. I upped the rating on this to reflect the new chapter. I'm not completely happy with this but enjoyed writing it. Hopefully I will get better :)

  50. 100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ

    100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more. (Lots of awesomely boss pick-up lines!)