Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Hands by Daisy Miller

    Hands are the window to the soul.

  2. Sexiest Witches at Hogwarts by alayneni

    Harry's the current Defence Against Dark Arts teacher. Find out what happens when he discovers a list that his mischievous students have created instead of paying attention to his class.

  3. Imaginary Friend by Harry/Hermione 4eva

    Harry thinks he’s loosing his mind. He has an imaginary friend but is she as imaginary as he thinks? Response to a challenge by reptilia28 on the forum side. VERY AU!

  4. Plastered by Facade

    Hermione narrates how her life has reached the lowest of lows. She has been in love with her best friend since the day she discovered her last boyfriend turned gay. Now that she hears Harry is to be engaged, she's determined to change her life around.

  5. Common Sense by happy_daze

    "Sometimes I just want to bash my head against a wall. I can be incredibly stupid sometimes... incredibly girly." SHORT ONE-SHOT.

  6. Bewitched by Longfletch

    What can drive Hermione Granger to madness and love? How about a Love Spell induced Harry? Filled with humor (hopefully), fluff, and small moments of anger. But mostly humor. Answer to the "Harry's Under A Love Spell" challenge over at Kindred Spirits.

  7. Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by MmeFleiss

    Harry struggles to become more than just friends with Hermione. Too bad he's clueless.

  8. Hot Days Result in Cold Showers by AquamarineCrystal

    It's a really hot day outside. I wonder how Harry and Hermione will keep cool...

  9. What I Like About You by Amynoelle and Heaven

    As young girls, Hermione and Ginny met and made a pact that they would never date a boy. Little did they know, it would become a magical contract that would affect them in their later years at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy's got his eye on Ginny, but to get the girl he has to get Hermione together with someone. And no one will date Hermione, the school 'shrew'... but perhaps there's one person who can understand her enough to break through her hard exterior. Also, will Ron ever get through to Luna, who he fancies more than anyone else in the school and can Neville work up the courage to tell Ginny how he really feels?

  10. A Collection of Games by ravenous19

    Harry and Hermione, Head Boy and Girl, embark on a series of 'less innocent' games founded by Harry. These close encounters lead them closer to the unavoidable fact, they are meant to be.

  11. Just Friends by prongs_69

    What happens when worlds collide and Harry realise's he's in love with his best friend??

  12. The Talk by HHRandG

    Scene Filler. Takes place on the Hospital Wing after the Quidditch "bat"? accident between McLaggen and Harry. Ron and Hermione reconciled and cleared the air between them. Ron had some explaining to do about his actions towards Hermione while Hermione spilled her most important secret about Harry.

  13. Filler by alrune

    AU/OOC. "We limit ourselves to friendship, witty banter and amazing casual sex. But what is it going to take for us to realize that the only time either of us is truly and completly happy, is when we're together?"

  14. Last Love's First Kiss by Vickles

    "Is it possible to have two first kisses with the same person?" Response to the 7 'fore 7 challenge - the first kiss. Told from Hermione's point of view. Post Hogwarts.

  15. The Concept of Crushes by Viopathartic

    A two-shot. Harry needs to learn the concept of crushes and how to deal with his crush, Hermione, having a crush on a person other than him. If you've read my other fics, you'll know that my works are usually original. So read this and please leave some reviews to tell me what you think!!

  16. The Necklace by Azure Jessica

    What if your life changed just because of a simple charmed necklace?

  17. My Best Friend's Wedding by pottersweetie

    Hermione cut all ties she held to the magical world ten years ago, now that one last knot she couldn't shake loose comes back she can't help but crash back into that world. Another surprise hits her, he's getting married and she loves him. OldFic.

  18. Punch Drunk Love by Karen Noelle

    It started with a punch.

  19. Dog Day Afternoon by Stoneheart

    After a trying week at work, Harry is looking forward to a relaxing weekend with his wife and family. No such luck. Upon his return, he learns that his daughter did something she shouldn't have done, which was seen by someone who shouldn't have seen. What unfolds then, to use Harry's words, shouldn't happen to a dog. (My first, and last, humor fic.)

  20. Of Surnames and Hufflpuff Gangs by latine

    James, sick of Lily referring to him as plain 'Potter', asked his best friends for a little something, but Sirius, being the drama queen he is, had to overdramatise everything. Oneshot.

  21. Interruptions by Emmablk1

    These are the REAL notes between all four marauders! If you've ever wondered what they do in class, this is your answer. Speacial appearance by Lily Evans. And later, one by Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. Enjoy!

  22. Delusions by Jacy

    Harry and Hermione are just a little too in love with their delusions. Ron, Ginny, and Luna help them see that they're also a little in love with each other.

  23. Consequences by ladylaughalot

    Eleven years after the final battle our favourite characters learn that all actions have consequences. A simple tale in which Harry learns how to be a father.

  24. Trunk Junk by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Summary: A happier story inspired by a previous one-shot, ‘Boxes’, but you DO NOT HAVE TO READ BOXES TO READ THIS! Please, I'd really appreciate some reviews. I'm incredibly discouraged that all I have at the moment is 1. As Ron goes through the incredible mess that is Harry’s trunk, he discovers beneath the new things a few older things that bring back memories. ONESHOT!

  25. Seven Years by Imari

    James pranked Lily on the first day of school. To his dismay, Lily was more than a worthy adversary. Bored students of Hogwarts, fear not. In between revenge, detentions and maybe a snog or two, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in for a wild ride! L/J. R&R!

  26. Medicine for the Gay Soul by SwishAndFlick31

    Ron thinks that Harry might be gay, and Hermione lesbian. Luckily for them, though, they’ve found a solution for their slight “problem.” Warning: I still have no idea what I'm doing, so cope with me.

  27. Wrestling Parents by SwishAndFlick31

    Harry and Hermione's son shows an interesting painting at his art show. Question is, though, what is the picture and why is Harry suddenly on the verge of breaking ribs?

  28. What I Will And Won't Do by The Riddled Enchantress

    There are certain things a Malfoy won’t do: such as be civil to a Weasley. There are things a Weasley WILL do: such as annoy said Malfoy endlessly. Too valuable to Voldemort, they must leave Hogwarts and go on the run together…alone…in Muggle London.

  29. A Backwards Fairytale by The Riddled Enchantress

    Fairytales are supposed to be lovely stories told to children at bedtime, where handsome, valiant knights rescue their damsels in distress. For Ginny Weasley, her fairytale life ended up a twisted, even backwards version of that – so backwards that it may not end how she wants it to. And with Draco Malfoy attempting to be a knight in shining armor who ‘rescues’ her from the perfect life she’d always wanted and takes her to a life more properly found in her nightmares, how could it? But we all know that any good fairytale starts with a fiery redhead and an angry ferret.

  30. The Adventures of Harry Black, Year One by reptilia28

    What would have happened if Harry was rescued from the Dursleys when he was a baby? What would have happened if he had that loving family that he was denied? Follow Harry as he lives his years at Hogwarts through a different perspective. H/Hr, SB/OC

  31. Just a Twinkle by MysticalMacaw

    **UPDATED AND REVISED** Lily and James just found out they're expecting. Follow them through the perils leading up to parenthood. Please read and review.

  32. He Could Always Read Her by atruwriter

    He could always read her face like a book. Her every delight or dislike was written plainly for him to see. Soon, he found himself basing whether his girlfriends were right for him on whether or not she pursed her lips. After careful deliberation, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly think was wrong for him. The one woman who has always been there. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. Two-Parts

  33. I Won't Say It by Br0ken.Dolly.x

    It's too cliche. . .It's not true. They're all way off base! Will Lily just ever admit it?

  34. The Potters Family's Newest Bundle of Joy by Poisonchik88

    Harry and Hermione welcome a new child into their Family.. ONESHOT

  35. Veritas by Lady Starlight

    During HBP a lot was going on that didn't make much sense initially and something very wrong with Harry. Hermione soon learns that there was someone responsible for that. She failed him. Now, she vows to make things right; she’s a Gryffindor, after all. Two-shot

  36. The Greatest Mystery of All by lil_irish_girl

    (note: Harry and Hermione haven't seen each other for ten years) Hermione works at the Wizarding Embassy Hotel, and who should check in but the man she loves and hasn't seen for ten years! (Harry, duh) The only thing is, he doesn't recognize her... my first shot at a fic. R&R please!

  37. More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp

    AU It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realises that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on through the books from there until the end of their fourth year. 21st century technology is used (as though this story started in 2003 instead of 1993)

  38. The Second Dance by witowsmp

    At the Yule Ball in GoF, Harry realizes that his feelings for Hermione have changed.

  39. Screen, screen by sakura_txell

    Seventh year. See what happens when Harry and Hermione are up to no good and the whole school discovers it thanks to a Dumbledore's new device.

  40. Who has the Better Boyfriend? by alayneni

    Ginny’s found an article in Witch Weekly instructing witches how to determine who has the better boyfriend. What happens when she presents the article to her friends?

  41. Three Big Words by Viopathartic

    PG13 for momentary use of profanity but that is it. Inspired by Three Small Words by happy-daze. There. Hermione Granger said the three words that made Harry freeze. How will he react? Does this summary sound familiar? If it does, I assure you it is NOT WHAT YOU THINK. Read and you'll see.

  42. Joke Wands by dolfingurl

    The time for the final battle has come. But who will triumph? And how? A one-shot with almost no plot at all to it, I just wrote the scene that came to mind.

  43. Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68

    Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.

  44. One Big Weasley Family by Glassesfreak206

    After the Second World War, the Weasley family meets to celebrate the birth of the newest addition. It doesn't take long for the true colors of the family to show.

  45. Babies by I Heart Harry

    A child's innocent question leads to madness in the Potter household.

  46. Propose in Haste (Repent at Leisure) by bubblegumlocks

    Harry's in over his head. Who but Hermione to the rescue? Features airhead!Ginny and an unlucky Harry.

  47. Drugs by Emerald Tears

    Hermione couldn’t have fallen into that clichéd ‘I’m in love with my best friend and I never knew it’ situation, right? Alas... She needed him, she wanted him, and if Harry didn’t like her, then damn, he wasn’t allowed to like anyone else. Harry Potter was Hermione’s heroin.

  48. Hopeful Moments by Paracelsus

    A series of vignettes, one-shots, following the events of "Restoring Hope". This Special Moment is from the summer after Hope's first year, just before her birthday.

  49. The Azkaban Hot Tub Tales by Blue Lady

    A Semi-Parody HP Adventure. In which Voldemort suffers from fainting spells and liberal usage of Crucio, Harry and Hermione can’t keep their hands off each other, Lucius contemplates a trip to Outer Mongolia to get away from his insane boss, Draco tries to find a new publicist and every Malfoy at Hogwarts gets pushed down the stairs at least once. [More D/G than H/Hr though...Draco and Ginny have officially hijacked my story.] BOOK 1 IS NOW COMPLETE!

  50. Hermione Jane... by princessoftheworld

    Plot bunny created into a one shot. Harry Likes Hermione Jane...what's he gonna do? A good read for a giggle or two.