Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. The Creation of Mrs. Norris by willowbeecat

    An accident resulting in the creation of Mrs. Norris. Or, how Lily finally agreed to go out on that first date with James.

  2. Harry Potter: Rewritten by Tay

    This is an AU fic so, of course, most things are different. What if Harry met Hermione before Hogwarts? Hermione comes back into his life and everything changes. My first fic ever!

  3. Expect the Unexpected by starfalling13

    "When it comes to the birds, you just need to learn to expect the unexpected," Sirius announced decidedly. James snickered. "It just wasn't unexpected to the rest of us."

  4. Kiss Me Like This by reptilia28

    Before Ron and Luna's wedding, Harry and Hermione share a drunken kiss. Will it ruin their friendship, or will it lead to something more? H/Hr, R/L For once, no Weasley bashing!

  5. The List by Hermione_Crookshanks

    AU. After everyone in the school accused them of going out, they (or rather Harry) decided to keep a list. The List named everyone who thinks they're a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends, all the while resisting their fellow students attempts to set them up. The only problem is, even they’re starting to wonder if their names belong on The List… Final chapter is Chapter 16. Chapter 17 is just some extras. ^_^

  6. Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka

    AU. Hermione made some very different friends her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- and post Hogwarts and the war Harry learns how a brilliant witch slipped into obscurity.

  7. 10 years of Harmony by MinisterforMadness

    10 years later, Harry and Hermione reflect upon their life. Short drabble.

  8. What's Love Got To Do With It by Ryoko Blue

    Voldemort is dead. But enter Heaven he must understand what love is and in order to understand he must perform the task of getting three couples to admit their love for each other. This is not meant to be taken seriously at all, its just clean fun and Voldemort might seem OOC at times. R/Lu, D/G, H/Hr

  9. Accidental Love by dragonsangel68

    Playboy Auror, Draco Malfoy, collects women like some people collect stamps, until an unforunate incident with one woman. Turned virtual recluse, Draco is only lured back into the social world when his partner steps in and sets him up.

  10. My Urge to Tickle Hermione Granger by Viopathartic

    The title pretty much explains it all.

  11. Settlin' by Justine83

    There's always been a Mr. Right Now for Hermione Granger, but never a Mr. Forever. After a brilliant plan devised by one Draco Malfoy, Harry decides to show Hermione that her Mr. Forever has been right under her nose for all this time. The catch? He has twenty six weekends to do it.

  12. Raspberry Everlasting Chewing Gum by Tania

    Lily had a bad feeling when she woke up. She expected a lot, but not THAT! An embarrassing and funny day lies ahead. Just read and laugh. Not a story to mull over. :D

  13. More than Meets the Eye by alayneni

    It's the usual Friday night hang out and Hermione has chosen the destination. Read to find out what Hermione has planned for the special man in her life.

  14. Out of Breath by Viopathartic

    One-shot. Response to 'Short of Breath' challenge. Harry gets hit by a spell that renders every girl (and guy!) breathless and speechless and lusting after Harry. See how he gets out of this mess!

  15. I, Harry by Wizardora

    This was a 747 Contest entry. WARNING! This may be the craziest and worst fic you have ever, or will ever, read. Totally weird fic alert! Harry's life has always been strange but no-one could have predicted that this was why. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

  16. PlayWizard Challenge by Coulsdon Eagle

    Written in response to a challenge on Yahoo Group Potters Place 3. Playwizard 25th Anniversary Special Fantasy Girl Edition For his 16th Birthday the Wesley Twins decide to bestow upon Harry a gift to both celebrate and aid his transition from a Boy into a Young Man. Several Years ago into their possession came an ultra rare "Very Limited Run" Playwizard Magazine produced to celebrate their 25th Year (300th Issue) of Producing the Highest Quality of Wizard Girly Magazines. To do this they produced a unique Special Edition the likes of which has never been dreamt of or seen since.

  17. Something Rings True by Wizardora

    This is another of my 7for7 entries. Harry and Hermione experience a little confusion over a muggle object.

  18. The Fine Arts of Crafts by gti88

    Hermione forces Ron to take Muggle studies...despite his inadequacy in the subject, a certain blonde will save the day. Please R&R

  19. Once In A Lifetime by gluglug

    Epilogue up! Takes place immediately after the "Crapalogue." Harry and Hermione decide to pay a certain wealthy author a surprise visit.

  20. Anachronism by Blue Lady

    The Marauders steal a copy of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban from Dumbledore's office. Chaos ensues. Mostly L/J, numerous references to H/Hr. Based on a challenge at the PK Forums.

  21. Albus Potter and the Open Window by Alicia78

    Okay, so I didn't really know how to catagorize this ship. So I chose Lily/James, because it is the only one which holds true for this story. It is a documentation of Albus Potter's first year at Hogwarts. Please Read, Review & Enjoy!

  22. The Hogwarts Alumni Book Club by Blue Lady

    When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story in which the HP characters read Book 7 and over-react...slightly.] CHAPTER 3 IS NOW UP!

  23. The Azakan Hot Tub Tales 2: Curse of the Second Assistant by Blue Lady

    By popular demand (sort of) - presenting the SEQUEL to The Azkaban Hot Tub Tales! In which Voldemort attempts to summon up some help (with difficulty), H/Hr and D/G's kids do more time travelling and the gang finds themselves on a journey to retrieve a long lost treasure in order to save the world - again. Meanwhile, Lucius finalizes his vacation plans.

  24. The Littlest Things by mysterium26

    Unfortunate events leave Hermione homeless and Harry saves the day by offering up a room in his flat. Living with his best female friend shouldn't be weird, should it? Harry thinks so until he starts noticing all of the little things Hermione does that drive him crazy. Or perhaps crazy is not the right word...(Partially inspired by Lily Allen's song by the same name. Reviews greatly welcomed!) CHAPTER 3 IS NOT AN UPDATE--SORRY!

  25. Simply Nine Days: the Epiloge by SwishAndFlick31

    Epilogue to "Simply Nine Days." Mister and Missus Potter finally welcome Jacob Potter back into their lives. D/G and R/LL included.

  26. How It Should Have Ended by hollytiger

    How JKR should have ended DH. Spoilers beware. Dedicated to my Auror Sibs on FanForum.com. Rated PG-13 or T depending where you are reading this…

  27. Nightmares by fenriswolf

    Warning: spoilers for book seven. After the final battle, the survivors mourn their losses, bury their dead and continue on with their lives. Everything is as it should be....or is it?

  28. The One Locket by Kwan

    The epic tale of Harry, Hermione, and unfortunately Ron is coming to a near. The vast armies of Lord Voldemort are forming. They must destroy the One Locket before it is too late and all is lost. DH Rant. Oneshot.

  29. Truth, Reborn by darsynia

    (OotP timeline) Harry tries to relieve his frustration about Dumbledore's departure from Hogwarts, and finds himself re-evaluating a few things about himself and Hermione, instead.

  30. Just My Crapilogue by Ancient Werewolf

    AU Post-DH. My pointless and completely non-canon version of the DH epilogue. This was written mostly to myself. Expect silliness and pointless stuff. R/Lu, H/Hr, N/G.

  31. The Sweat of a Gladiator by canoncansodoff

    Harry and Hermione would give up their lives to save Ron's in a heartbeat, but would they be willing to give up their virginities? COMPLETED! Very, very NC-17.

  32. With This.... by Write-name-here

    What set the ball in motion was a letter, a buttercup, and a ring.

  33. Maybe Love by Bingblot

    Harry was going insane-- but he couldn't seem to stop looking at Hermione's breasts, being distracted by her... One-shot fluffy smut.

  34. Saying It by Amethyst

    Some fluff I never got around to posting here. H/Hr, R/Lu.

  35. The Last Word by Stoneheart

    Everyone knows what the last word of Book 7 was reported to be (before it was changed at the last moment). But I don't have to read the book (which I have no intention of doing) to know that it won't be used anything like it is here. Rated R just to be on the safe side.

  36. Hogwarts Drama Co. by TheGreatFox2000

    With the downfall of Voldemort, Harry is looking for something to fill the void...with Hermione's help, of course. There will be seven episodes, one for each of the '7 before 7' challenges. Enjoy!

  37. The Date Doctor by lil_irish_girl

    Harry Potter is the Date Doctor. [try to contain your laughter] 3 dates, that's all he needs to set some guy up with the girl of his dreams. He's never let a bloke down before, and he never hopes to. But what happens when he's asked to set Ron up with the girl of Harry's dreams- Hermione? Hilarity ensues, I promise! Inspired by the movie Hitch! R&R!!!

  38. Upside Out and Inside Down by paripasu

    When Professor Trelawney foresees Hermione Granger as Harry's future, Harry and Ron can't help but laugh. However, it soon becomes obvious that it's not just Trelawney; the entire universe is conspiring to bring Harry and Hermione together. And everybody knows it but them.

  39. A Contraceptive Controversy by Mstar

    7 'fore 7 challenge, theme #1. James finds an interesting... article in the common room, only he has no idea what it is. Lucky for him, everyone seems willing to help.

  40. Simply Nine Days by SwishAndFlick31

    Nine days, that’s all they need. From infant to adult, Mum to Dad, right and wrong. Can they handle the agony— by agony I mean joy— of parenthood?

  41. In High Spirits by gti88

    A Weasley anniversary, and a sweater is at the root of the problem...

  42. A Mistake Worth Making by moogle

    The Daily Prophet never gets it right, but for once the mistake turns out well.

  43. This is Why I Don't Play Truth or Dare by Mstar

    The girls in the seventh year dorm decide to play a little game. Poor Lily- with friends like these, who needs enemies? Oh well, at least James ends up happy.

  44. Quidditch Robe Musings by prongs_69

    Ever wondered what Hermione really thought about those damned robes? well read on. frolics afoot!

  45. The Unwritten Last Chapter by padfoot_puppyeyes

    A oneshot I wrote as a pathetic attempt at humor before JK announced that the last word was no longer "scar". It still appealed to me, so I wrote it. It has a surprise ending (one I'm sure you'll all hate) but what can I say- I like surprises. O=) VERY SHORT Harry's last thoughts as he defeats Voldemort...

  46. A Maiden's Kiss by moogle

    First kisses are supposed to be something to remember, but circumstances made this one unforgettable.

  47. Goody Two Shoes, or Sexy New Shoes? by moogle

    The most OOC, cliched fic I could think of. Written for 7 fore 7 challenge.

  48. Crippity Mites and Crumple-Horned Snorkacks by moogle

    Luna offends Ron, and now Ron wants revenge. What better way than to play a prank?

  49. Mystery of the Magic 8 Ball by moogle

    What harm could possibly arise over the discovery of a single magic 8 ball?

  50. Denial by goddess_of_ether

    Hermione Granger doesn't particularly care that everyone from her mother to fellow supermarket shoppers are telling her that she and Harry Potter would make a lovely couple. Nevermind that her new case from the Department of Mysteries, involving a half-splinched time-traveling wizard, has her and Harry in close quarters as they track down what exactly went wrong. They're just friends . . . right? [Discontinued]