Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Change of Heart by Placid Destruction

    Out of everyone, James Potter was probably the most shocked of all to find out that he was made Head Boy. Lily Evans wasn’t as surprised about being named Head Girl as she was pleased. They had different reactions and different reasons to react how they did, and then they’ll eventually find out who they’ve been paired with.

  2. Karaoke Surprise by hphglover

    Ginny tries to humiliate Hermione in front of Harry. It doesn't go as planned. Hermione has a surprise up her sleeve. Challenge by Lily H. Potter.

  3. 8 Simple Rules to Getting the Ring by cosmopolitan411

    “I think we need to get engaged.” It was only when she heard James chocking loudly, however, that she finally got up the courage to look up at him, “something wrong love?”

  4. Matchmakers To The Rescue by hphglover

    Luna and Ginny know that Harry and Hermione are in love, so they plan a holiday hoping they will reveal their feelings for one another. They do, but not everything is as easy as it seems at first. How will they handle it when their powers collide?

  5. Working Late by simons_flower

    Hermione delights in surprising her husband and at the office is no exception. Canon through DH, but without Epilogue.

  6. That Summer by Luminous Star

    It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

  7. Aloha Hawaii by greenbee

    James Potter's family takes a muggle style vacation to Hawaii and that means no magic. Lily Evans and her sister Petunia, along with Petunia's boyfriend Vernon, take a vacation to the same place in Hawaii as James's family. The two are bound to run into each other... This is an new and improved version of the story.

  8. Traffic Makes You Delusional by SwishAndFlick31

    No HHr bashing, I promise. This is me, dudes. HHr. Not really. Yes really. OC POV. Traffic makes you delusional. Throw some Nationwide in, and a delirious Swishy, and you've got yourself a parody! Not meant to be taken seriously. Seriously.

  9. Sex-Ed by Citrus587

    The seventh and sixth years are getting a little sexual education by their favorite teachers: Professors Snape and McGonagall. *revised*

  10. She's Not Hermione Granger by Viopathartic

    Companion piece to My Urge to Tickle Hermione Granger. Normal POV: Ginny ponders (loudly) why Harry does not want to date her anymore. Ron and friends gladly answer.

  11. Haggis from Algernon by vea

    The fic about nothing. Complete.

  12. Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff

    Hermione decides to test the wards on Privet Drive by making an overnight visit to Harry's bedroom. And then it's Luna's turn. And Katie's. Then Fleur's, Lisa's, and Susan's.....yes, it's HHr, this is portkey, right?

  13. The Pick-Up Line by cosmopolitan411

    do you believe in first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

  14. Overdue Books by madscientist

    A small little ficlet set in the HP and the Circle's End Universe...

  15. A hug to remember by SilverFoot

    Hermione reveals her feelings but Harry is closing in on himself, she had to do something, something that would surprise him to make him understand that this was real...

  16. Christmas Cupid by spacegal

    Harry Potter receives an interesting gift on Christmas.

  17. The Spirit of Christmas by moogle

    “Hey Weaslette,” A familiar and very annoying voice called out over the loud din of the snowball fight going on outside. “What do you want for Christmas? I’ve decided to become a philanthropist to get into the Christmas spirit and help the needy, and you were at the top of my list- what with being poor, ugly and stupid...”

  18. Hugging Harry by JanieB

    A light-as-air, sweet and fluffy Christmas concoction served up purely for pleasure - Merry Harmonian Christmas everyone!

  19. Christmas Sitting by SwishAndFlick31

    Chrismas time, full of family and cheer. Their children have a happy time, but Harry and Hermione recieve a very... proud gift from their six month old son.

  20. Seven years by Angel 737

    They were friends. Something terrible happened. Then they became enemies. Follow how,when and where it happened!

  21. It Started With A Baby by Angel 737

    When James' parents dont trust him with his baby cousin they send him an animated one. There is only one person able to help him and that one person is...Lily!!

  22. No More Weird Guys by Viopathartic

    John Greenwald has to meet Harry Potter before he can date Hermione Granger.

  23. Merry Kitschmas! by adamolupin

    It all began with a tacky Santa head. Written for Liss's a_pumpkin_xmas on LJ. Contains minor spoilers for DH, but no Epilogue.

  24. Quantum Leap by Anne U

    Harry wants to tell Hermione that he sees her as more than his best friend. When she comes over to help decorate his Christmas tree, things don’t go quite as he expects. Thanks to heather11483 for beta-reading. Written for A Pumpkin Christmas on Live Journal.

  25. Locked, Shocked, and Flat on the Floor by Silver Dragon

    Harry and Hermione, finding themselves locked in a greenhouse, discover something about each other that neither new before.

  26. Office Christmas Party by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE-SHOT Every year it was the same routine. The entirety of the Ministry’s Auror division held a little shindig on their own time to celebrate Father Christmas’s annual trip around the world.

  27. Conversations on Idle Things by Beth Brown

    "But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being" (Moulin Rouge). AU. A telling of longing and love, amongst other idle things.

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  28. One Crazy Night by Silver Dragon

    An overheard conversation complicates things for Hermione only to have find that her worrying was for not.

  29. Teach Me by gypsybaby21

    [No real spoilers] Hermione wants to know what it’s like to be kissed. [Complete]

  30. Happy Thoughts by Crazy Mishka

    Mm, Harry tries to help Hermione with the Expecto Patronum spell, because we all know it is the spell she has the most trouble with. He just never expected there was a reason. Warnings: Cheese. Fluff.

  31. Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp

    What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.

  32. The Summer Job by Konflickted

    Cut off by her sister after her parent's death, Lily has to get a job to fund her last year of school. She is hired at Dumbledor's reccomendation to work for Mrs. Potter during the summer holiday. Lily's bestfriends have a bet, will she or won't she fall for the ol'Potter charm by the end of Summmer?

  33. Lessons in Time Management by Placid Destruction

    With N.E.W.T.s only a week away, Lily is beginning to regret ever agreeing to go out with James Potter.

  34. The Potter/Granger Manifesto by mathiasgranger

    Another take on the cliche of Hermione telling JKR what actually happened in the Harry Potter series. Not to be taken too seriously!

  35. A Sirius Matter by witowsmp

    AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there.

  36. The Woes of Being a Beau by SwishAndFlick31

    Oh, the woes of being a beau. Sometimes your other could be bloody annoying, but it's all worth it in the end. It really is. Basically a PWP.

  37. A Moment in Paradise by dragonsangel68

    When you're on your honeymoon everything has to be perfect, doesn't it? A little look at what Draco and Ginny got up to on their honeymoon (follows Dragon and Angel directly).

  38. It's for the Best by witowsmp

    Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Very slight DH spoiler in the last chapter. No Horcruxes

  39. Swept Aloft by gti88

    Harry had dived, Ron slammed into him, and both of them collapsed in a heap on the ground. Hermione shrieked in surprise, and ran over to them.

  40. The Devil's Bed by Waterlilly

    Draco gets involved with a stranger and has to meet her. It turns out to be none other than Ginevra Weasley, but he can't let go. MIGHT boarderline R rating in later chapters.

  41. Conquered Love by i found nemo

    fluffy little ficlet**Love, the power the Dark Lord knew not, is also the same power that Harry has one hell of a time comprehending. Follow the journey as Harry clings to the one love he's always known** better than it sounds, trust me. 'R' because of one smut scene, other than that it's pretty fluffy~REVIEW *ended.

  42. The Effects of Gamma Rays on Two Terrifically Trapped Gryffi by LadyTuesday

    From the "Stuck where for the weekend?" Challenge on Portkey.org ... Our two favorite Gryffies are cleaning up after a hard day of Herbology when click! the door shuts behind them. And locks. What do they do until someone finds them?

  43. Black's Secret by Konflickted

    Harry had loved Sirius, and though he knew little of the man his parents befriended, he never thought that Sirius' secrets would come back to haunt Harry all these years after Sirius's death. Harry finds himself turning to his best friends for support when the secrets become too much for one young man to handle alone.

  44. Ronald Weasley and the Costume of Doom by Longfletch

    Halloween is always a momentous occasion in the Wizarding World. Unfortunately, it's a bit too momentous for Ron.

  45. Could It Get Any Worse? by Jo Bob

    Everyone has bad days. Follow James Potter and see just how bad things can get!

  46. The Adventures of Harry Black, Year Two by reptilia28

    With Sirius' freedom and a new addition to the Black family, things are looking up. But with students getting petrified, Harry's newfound abilities as a Parselmouth, and a DADA professor that redefines incompetent, this will prove to be an interesting year. H/HR, SB/OC.

  47. Stranger Than Fiction by mathiasgranger

    What if Harry Potter could actually hear JKR narrate the story of his years at Hogwarts? What would he do to stop Jo from writing the epilogue, when all he could do was talk to her?

  48. Scholarly Interests by LadyTuesday

    PLEASE READ CHAPTER TEN: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE REGARDING THE FUTURE OF THE STORY.

  49. The Winged Horror by Tania

    Fun story. It's Valentines Day and Lily and James have a new problem, thanks to Sirius. They are in company of two puttos, who will do everything that Lily and James finally kiss. Or they will never leave! Desperate moments call for desperate measure.

  50. Harry Doesn't Know by i found nemo

    Extremely A/U! Ch. 1: "Harry," she cooed petting his face, "it's not you, it's me." She shook her head and sighed, "See, there I go, lying again, no, it was you," she said throwing her hands up in the air, "your just so, predictable." Poor predictable Harry, after his ex-girlfriend stomps all over his heart, Harry's friends drag him along on the trip of a life time. *Now NC-17 for mushy gushy romance scenes* another exerpt from ch. 7: "Alright stop! Now we have a problem," he said obviously looking at his friends, "and there is only one way to solve this problem... Hermione has to seduce Krum." well hot damn what will happen?! R&R