Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. A Year of Secrets, Lies, and Betrayal by lillyfan16

    After Lily Evans and James Potter find out they will both be having arranged marriages to each other, they decided to try and fool their friends into thinking they are in love... But can they fool themselves¿ What happens when they are no longer acting?

  2. One Upon a Time in London, A Christmas Story by vinofaerie

    Written for serpentandlion for a Christmas exchange. Prompts: Tattoos and Muggle alcohol. Draco tells his children about how he and their mother came to be... sort of.

  3. My One and Only by PhoenixTearz

    James Potter and Lily Evans are best friends. In their 7th year at Hogwarts, their friends take it amongst themselves to change that. Rated R for conversations and sexual situations later on.

  4. January 23rd by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Scientifically, January the 23rd is one of the most depressing days of the year. Hermione's not sure whether she agrees. ONESHOT! This one goes to Goofball :P

  5. I’ve heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. A one-shot written from Lily's point of view.

  6. What Snape Saw by Hysterical Hystorian

    Harry & Hermione serve detention for their favorite professor. They aren't exactly suffering. Rated R for bad words, sexy situation, and one aroused Potions Master.

  7. A Moment of Peace by oldfan

    In a perfect world, young love would have lasted forever. But since the beginning of their lives at Hogwarts it has been anything but a perfect world for the trio. Set three years after graduation Ron, Hermione and Harry return to Hogwarts for the wedding between Remus Lupin and Nymphodora Tonks. The break ups and dark days of Voldemort are well past them and leave no animosity between them. But each is famous within the wizard community and it is a battle for each of them to set aside their current lives to even talk. But sitting outside Honeyduke's, were those ordinary lollipops they tasted or would it be the bittersweet taste of missed opportunities? Did young love fail only because they were young and destined to find others? Or had the turmoil and circumstances of their adolescent years blocked out the love that should have been? And, now, years later how do you make things right? Follow the trio and friends on a trip of self-discovery that amuses and confuses the trio as they meet again three years later.

  8. Rude Awakenings by NatiFcs28

    Lily Evans is having dreams (or maybe nightmares, she’s undecided) about James Potter, and it’s beginning to affect her school life. She’s already fallen asleep in Transfiguration and forgotten her Charms homework because of these dreams. When James finds out about these dreams, however, it’s like a miracle from heaven, and he uses it to his advantage. Minor plot (and by minor, I mean miniscule), fluffy, rated R for possible later chapters. Short fic.

  9. The Cabbage Capers by Rainpuddle13

    Draco and Ginny are the parents of two young sons. See who wins the age old battle for control of the Malfoy household. Who knew kids could be so crafty? Certainly not this set of parents! "The Cabbage Capers" fills in gap between the “And Baby Makes Three” and “Fifteen Years” timelines.

  10. Expressions of Gratitude by Emily North

    Hermione is determined to help Harry prepare for the second task . . . even if those preparations include an egg, a bath, and an utter absence of clothes.

  11. Love, Are You Still There? by khermione85626

    Hermione hasn't heard from Harry in years. No has. She is the only one who knows the real reason he left the wizarding world for what seems to be forever. Hermione has moved on with her life since the trio spilt. She lives with her new best friends in a flat in London. She is a power medi-witch in St. Mungo's. So, what happenes when a fun friday night ritual with friends turns into a twist from the past?

  12. Behind Closed Doors by missinformation

    What goes on behind closed doors...(sequel to Truth or Dare) ....."Starting at the dimple just below the base of her back, he licked a slow line along her spine..." **still OOC**

  13. Dragon and Angel by dragonsangel68

    COMPLETED! Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin. Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge? Has Draco been keeping secrets? Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may have an heir?

  14. The Reason- The Voice by khermione85626

    When Dumbledore finds a new way to 'unite' the school, Can it really work? Can they wait to find out who the other is or will they take things out of Dumbledore's hands andfind out them selves? The entire story in the end is based on 'The Reason' by Hoobastank. Starts in 6th year. May go to PG13 but that is it! mainly D/G, mentions of H/Hr and R/L. Enjoy! A rendevous in the kitchens?

  15. Every Entry by x0xJames_Potter

    Lily's asleep and her diary's unguarded. What will James do? Excerpt from the last chapter: "Dear Diary, I've decided that I am madly in love with James Potter. That is why I've mentioned him in every entry. He is the most adorable creature to walk this earth, and I'd be lucky to date him."

  16. Harry by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Ever wonder where Harry got his name? How about what brought James out of his childish pranks and drew Lily towards him? And what about what James did to make Peter turn on him so suddenly? Something, or someone, must have drawn Lily and James together, even as it drove the Marauders and tradition apart. All of your questions and more answered. The romance will come later, and for now the plot revolves around bitterness, jealousy, hurt, lies, and grief.

  17. Karaoke Night by HarrysAngel

    “And now we’d like to sing a song that’s quite special to our hearts.” Harry, Ron, and Hermione go out for a night of Karaoking. What insues in nothing short of embarrassment and hilarity.

    This story has missing or damaged chapters. If you have a link to this story on another site or a saved copy please contact admin@portkey-archive.org or /u/pk-archive on Reddit.

  18. You & Me And Baby Makes Three by Wynter Grace

    Draco in pursuit of the elusive Ginny Weasley...Will he stick around when he finds out about her Baby?

  19. Just The Girl by ____Sharada

    Sequel to Quidditch. In an attmept to put baby Harry to sleep, James tells him about a time when Lily didn't like him very much. Inspired by The Click Five's Just the Girl. Fluffy and short.

  20. Telling Harry by Vickles

    Short little ficlet. Hermione tells Harry that she's pregnant. Fluff and happy fuzzies all around! ;)

  21. Kiss All My Troubles Away by swivelchair

    It’s been 5 years already since Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Now that they are all living their comfortable lives without the looming threat of Voldemort, will other things, such as romance, pursue?

  22. The Party Thower: Back in Hogwarts by Harry85

    SEquel to The Party Thrower, story based on the movie "Van Wilder". If you read, please leave a comment!

  23. Baby Potter's First Christmas by HarrysAngel

    A fluffy/humorous take on what I think it would be like when Harry and Hermione's first child has their first christmas. :)

  24. A Lily and James Christmas by Placid Destruction

    One-shot. Christmas Eve was Lily’s birthday, but nobody knew it. When James finds out, he is determined to give her a birthday surprise she would never forget.

  25. Secret Santa by quirkyslayer

    Lavender had some wild ideas -- mainly one that she initiated at their work party. What's everyone to do when she suggests they pick the name out of a hat of the guy they're going to take home with them? Let's just say that Hermione is not happy with her draw, but later on, the idea doesn't seem all that bad.

  26. Em and Horry's First Christmas by madscientist

    Set in the Darkness/Lions/War of Shadows universe. Harry, Hermione and thier twins' first Christmas. Toy firebolts, mistletoe, Padfoot, a touch of everything really.

  27. The Perfect Fit by Inell

    She felt his body against her side, his breath on her neck, and the rough pad of his fingers tracing the slope of her shoulder.

  28. All I Want This Christmas Is You by siutou_amy

    It's the Holiday season and Harry Potter is feeling a bit gloomy as he remembers something he did last Christmas.

  29. Chocolate Frog Days and Quidditch Cup Nights by IntenseSwimmer26

    Post Hogwarts. A light, fun fic following the Trio's life after the demise of the evil madman we all know as Lord Voldemort. It follows Harry, Ron and new friends through the exciting-and dangerous-world of Quidditch and is a 'pick me up' for those dreary days. Come R&R. Whats the worst that can happen??

  30. Mugglephobia by Placid Destruction

    In order to cure their friend of his ridiculous fear of Muggles, the Marauders ship Sirius off to spend Christmas with a Muggle family. The lucky host family? None other than Lily Evans and her family, of course!

  31. Summer Abroad: Carpe Diem by Thats So Raven

    An exciting summer, in a different place, the chance of a lifetime. Love, romance, happiness…what more could a girl ask for? Besides the fact that I keep running into none other than, Draco Malfoy. This is supposed to be my summer of romance and he isn’t helping any…or is he? Romance/Humor/Drama

  32. This Fire by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE SHOT Ever why Ginny didn't throw a fit when Draco kissed her at the end of 'Sleeping To Dream'? Documents Ginny as Draco makes his way through the girls of Gryffindor in search of his 'dream girl'. Loosely based on Franz Ferdinand's 'This Fire'. Sequel to 'Sleeping To Dream'.

  33. Diamonds or Pearls? by Rinawen

    How would you respond?

  34. URST by JanieB

    This story begins when Harry, Ron and Hermione move into a house together and Harry starts to “notice” Hermione and Hermione starts to “notice” Harry. Naturally, the path from URST to RST is not terribly smooth (what fun would that be?). I’m sure you know what that stands for, yes? If not, come in, read and you will find out… *Janie grins cheekily*

  35. Bitter About You by singing

    Lily was bitter. She was bitter that James Potter got everything that he ever wanted--he was popular, rich, smart, loved, and a Quidditch superstar. Little did she know that James didn't have everything he wanted but wished he had the one thing he couldn't have--her.

  36. A Very Voldie Christmas by jms granger

    One-Shot. Sequel to 'A Very Harry Christmas'. Voldemort has big surprises in store for him this christmas...Very big! A Story to spread Christmas cheer, and to make you all laugh! Give it a try and i think you'll all like it! Although it can be read as a stand alone story, it is a sequel so better if you've read the fisrt. R&R. Merry Christmas!

  37. Honeymooned by Dementor149

    This is a one shot addedum to The Most Ancient Magic. The story covers Harry and Hermione's honeymoon and first day back at Hogwarts. intended to be just a bit of fluff.

  38. Much Married by JayR

    After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter seems to be a wealthy, eccentric, and some say dangerous recluse. This is a story of what it took to bring him back into the real world.

  39. Snow blinded by Leonhart17

    [one shot] Harry gives Hermione a Christmas present from his heart...and then realizes how stupid an idea that was. [pure fluff and *hopefully* comedy]

  40. Out of Control by JanieB

    Take one Hermione Granger (slight control freak) and one Harry Potter (NOT a control freak), put them in the Burning Broomstick (wizard pub), give Harry a few too many Butterbeers and see what happens...

  41. Happily Ever After Just Took Time by KcluvsMl

    When A Seer comes to Hogwarts, Lily and James are put in charge of her. After taking care of her for a day, she lets them have their future told. When Lily doesn’t believe her, she casts a powerful spell, causing Lily and James to go to the future. How will they get back?

  42. Closet truths by ardelis_fari

    Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna and Neville are all hiding inside the closet in Snape’s classroom, trying to overhear his plans of sabotaging the upcoming mission of the Order of the Phoenix. Just a humoristic take on very serious events. R&R!

  43. A Very Harry Christmas by jms granger

    One Shot...Harry has big surprises in store for him this christmas...Very big! A Story to spread Christmas cheer, and to make you all laugh! Give it a try and i think you'll all like it! Merry Christmas!

  44. Accidents by Rinawen

    It was only an accident...

  45. The Deal by majorqtpie

    Reposted!!! This is an AU fic! When Hermione Granger’s stepsister Fleur Delacour leaves her new born baby in Hermione’s care, she takes a vow to take care of the child as her own. Two years later Fleur’s death leaves the baby’s father searching for his child, whom he is determined to have. Soon it is not just the child he wants. Harry Potter wants his daughter’s fiery step aunt, too.

  46. The Party Thower by Harry85

    Inspired by the movie "Van Wilder". Who's seen it will know what this is about, the rest shall read (and review) if they want.It's a bit Au too. Rating may high in future.

  47. A Budding Romance by NatiFcs28

    The classic story of how Lily and James used to argue and hate each other and came to love each other. Smut, fluffy enough for three years of boredom, AU. Extremely edited from original version.

  48. He was a vampire. She was a werewolf. Who saw that coming? by Oatmeal

    Smut, comedy, action, parodies and insanity all around! Everything a great or horrible fanfic should be and more...or less!

  49. Memory of a Kiss by WhiteroseofAngelix

    Completed! A 3-Chapter romance fiction of the Boy-Who-Lived in a series of events from Bets to an Amnesia, and Masquerade Balls to the awaited ‘key’ to Harry’s memory. At the start, Harry Potter has just lost a game and had to choose between giving away his Firebolt and kissing his best friend as a form of punishment (I’m definitely not talking about Ron). The story then gets complicated as he developed different feelings for his friend, and has just proposed to her when a certain incident robbed Harry of his memory. It then continues with Cho’s persuading ‘act’, a New Year Masquerade Ball and the Final Revelation. H/hr and some r/l...enjoy!(^_^) R&R please! *Puppy eyes*

  50. Truth or Dare by missinformation

    The trio and their old school friends get together for a reunion of sorts. They end up playing a rousing game of Truth-or-Dare...among other things. OOC. -->I've updated the fic w/a link to the song being played :)