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Harry has a document that Hermione needs to look over. Companion to "Cliche"
This fic does have a title. A little L/J fluffy one-shot in which our favorite twosome get locked in a classroom (much to Lily's dismay). Enjoy.
Sequel to Of Heartburn and Yellow Canaries. How far will the Squib go to get the happy ending she so desperately desires?
James has a plan. Everyone tells him it’s a bad idea. And it really is. He does it anyway. [one-shot]
What is it with the lip gloss?
A mysterious, certainly non-canon girl appears and whisks James and Sirius to the future, where they are to aid her in the pranking of Mssrs. Fred and George Weasley. However the offsping of Mssr. Potter is unaware of the presence of his father and godfather. Hilarity ensues as the two time-travelers attempt to complete their mission and as Harry begins to doubt his sanity. And really, what is up with Neville? I warn you- this fic is meant to be funny, and not to be taken seriously. If you do take it seriously, then you seriously need to rethink your priorities.
Harry and Hermione are trying to spice up their love life so Hermione makes an apalling suggestion: No sex for two weeks. Can they do it? Well, not IT, but rather, NOT it? FINAL CHAPTER! WARNING: MENTION OF SEXUAL FANTASIES/SITUATIONS
You think you know the Marauders? Well, obviously you haven't read this yet...Now, in brand new color format(Colors not included) you can read the true story-from start to finish.
Take if from Hermione Granger...NEVER interview Mr.Potter...AU
When Hermione makes a slip about a dream she had, Harry calls her on it…and fills in the blanks she refuses to share.
CONTAINS HBP SPOILERS Lily Evans was not an average 17 year old girl. For instance, she was a top student, had red hair, emerald green eyes and least ordinary, she was a witch currently attending Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. FINALLY I REPOSTED A NEW CHAPTER!!! ENJOY! HAPPY BELATED NEW YEARS!
A short fic based on Jack Johnson lyrics. Harry/Hermione, and as mushy and hopelessly romantic as possible. Please read and review.
Nothing like snogging in a linen cupboard on Valentine’s Day, eh? One-shot.
Now you see normally Draco would hate the fact House Elves have Holidays now, but his red haired girlfriend and a certain set of blue lingerie seemed to change his opinion somewhat. . .
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Told from Ron's point of view - "And it’s the way they act, the way they sit so closely together, both squinting down at the writing on the page, arms brushing each other’s…Like they don’t notice at all. Like it’s just normal. Like everything’s the same."
It's been a few years since Harry Potter defeated You-Know-Who, and Harry's changed. Being a ladies man, mistaking love for sex - Harry leads a life that lacks meaning with girlfriend, Andrea. Whilst, Hermione is having a relationship to try to move on, but will discover something about Tim, her boyfriend, that will make her doubt.
Joel Fielding – In his head he’s living like his spy novels, battling the rise of the Death Eaters. In reality he's a man who accidentally ends up working for Lord Voldemort against the Order of the Phoenix. Sophie Wolfe – Pretty, talented and slightly nuts, also working for the Dark Lord. Mr. Pettigrew – Balding. Follow Joel through his first year out of his anonymity of Hogwarts and into the high pressure stakes of his new 'career'. But when will he realize the truth? That this isn’t just another job…
Lily Evans is a self-controlled witch with utter-most respect for all those around her. That is until James Potter walks into the room, of course. When James steals Lily's very most secret diary, can he win her over just by reading it? And when the truth comes out, will Lily wish it never happened?
Based on a Challenge (http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?showtopic=12201) by Mycha_kk. Harry and Hermione got married in secret - what if the secret got out? Not OotP or HBP compliant.
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? The story includes James Potter stalking, heavy doses of Polyjuice potion, never-ending Marauder rambling about women’s boobies, and Prongs suicidal acts such as drowning in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? It all started when the marauders spied on Lily from the bloom closet...
Lily Evans is not the sort of girl who would normally be found writing in a diary. Yet, when she starts, she finds that the easiest way to overcome all the obstacles in life is to let her emotions out onto paper.
The prequel to Potter's Charm. Join Marauders and co. through their crazy years at Hogwarts. Fun, adventure, hormones, and Sirius are all the components to their interesting tale. Pre-HBP
I see myself as a romantic. I’m not sure many other people do. I’m sure the only thing they think I can love is a book and I keep my eyes fixed firmly on the page I’m reading when one of the Greek gods of Hogwarts walks by. Who would seriously take the time to discover that I’m really a girl? Well, the school uniform doesn’t help my plight much, but that’s besides the point. I guess what I mean to say is I’m just as normal as the next girl and I want to be recognized as such. Unfortunately, life doesn’t always work out the way you want it to.
"It was ten o’clock in the morning, and William, Christine, and Lily were ready to put their plan into action. Christine had already been informed of the plan, and although she wasn’t one for pranks, she felt that it was high time that James was taught a lesson." Basically ths story takes you through the first four years that Lily and James are at Hogwarts.
Harry experiences mysterious symptoms, but, when he finally figures out the cause, Hermione's no help at all.
EPILOGUE POSTED! Hermione maybe successful and thriving, but she still hears her biological clock ticking. Being one of the only few women her age to still be single. Hermione takes drastic measures that Crookshanks is determined against…
James is a sodding bloke, according to Lily.
I APOLOGISE FOR THE MASSIVE DELAY ON THIS STORY, BUT A FEW COMPLICATIONS HAVE ARISEN AND IN BETWEEN FILMING, SCREENWRITING AND EDITING I HAVE LIMITED TIME TO DO ANYHTHING. FIC I POST UNTIL THE POINT WHERE I UPDATE THIS STORY WILL ALL BE SHORT AND SWEET. I'M SORRY! James Potter has had his eyes set upon the ‘gorgeous, yet fiery, red head’, Lily Evans for quite a while and has been bidding his time until he makes his move. Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew believe that James has finally met his downfall with this girl, and insist that even with his ‘talent’, he could never in a million years get Lily Evans to sleep with him. However, James is adamant that, although it may be a slight challenge, he could tempt the lovely Lily into his four poster bed easily. Deciding to play James at his own vain game, Sirius, Remus and Peter offer James a little wager: he has to persuade Lily Evans, the most beautiful but virtuous girl in Hogwarts, to sleep with him by the end of their seventh year, otherwise he must swear upon the contents of his vault that he’ll never sleep with another girl until his post-nuptial hour; if he succeeds, however, they must never doubt his ‘incomparable flair at getting any girl he wants’ – as insisted upon by the typical James Potter. A tale of love, hate, lies, deception, pleasure and attraction – these are: Seduction Secrets.
This is a story. A story of the year that changed history. A story of a romance that changed the fate of so many people. A story of how a boy changed into a man and got the girl (finally). This is a story of Lily Evans and James Potter. This is their seventh year.
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- ugh- kissing James Potter, of all people. She can't figure out why until one night one of her dreams come true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she change fate or allow the inevitable to happen?
Draco and Ginny embark on their next great adventure - parenthood. A series of related one-shots.
Their search for the Horcruxes begins. Harry and Hermione find themselves stuck at a rundown hotel for the night. What—ahem—entertaining things will they get up to? A witherwings.net contest submission. H/Hr. One-shot.
Thanks to a reader, here is Harry's letter to Hermione!
Hermione has a bad day on her good day. Rated: Kid Safe!! A take-off on the delightful children's story "Alexander and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."
When Harry moves in with Hermione they contemplate...the furniture?
There are some things that are easy to explain. Some things so much more simple. Unlike love. Love is a mystery people hide from because it is impossible to predict. And the trip there is...unbelieavbly insane. Draco and Ginny divulge the facts about this madness. Excerpt from ch. 8... [i]Mm-hmm. If you don’t want to talk about it that’s fine – really. You want to get something to eat?” Ginny found it frustrating that he wasn’t pressuring her to say something. Because she wanted him to press her for information, so she could vent and yell and scream. So he could tell her that Charlie was an idiot and that it was no way true. [/i]
"Harry didn’t think drinking with Hermione was really the best idea he’d ever had." Alcohol can have all sorts of effects.
or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.
Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake....LJ one shot.
In the darkest days of the Second War, Ron and Luna have depended on each other's comfort and companionship, but Luna Lovegood hardly dared to believe that they would ever be any more than "just friends." This was written to accompany my Year Seven (H/Hr) fan fic, but it's not necessary to read that for this one-shot to make sense.
Bill and Fleur's Wedding, Take One. With "spirits" flowing freely and stresses running high, will Harry finally see his best friend, Hermione, as something...more? My intent is for this fic to be a few chapters long. It's a different take from my Year Sevene piece, if you've read it.
He knew who he *wanted* his secret Valentine to be from, but it couldn't be... She didn't care about him that way... Fluffy one-shot.
In which Hermione dances, Harry is jealous and over-protective and blurts something out which he hadn't meant to say. One-shot.
Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to instruct him? -- chapter seven: Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend. Note: Chapter seven is the only NC-17 chapter. If you'd like to read a PG-13 version, skip to chapter eight.
Harry reaches his 50th birthday. Hermione helps him forget the horror. Smut with a bit of plot--kids, a dog, and a dash of humour.
(Not really L/J but oh well, it's an R/S). Sirius should have listened to Remus when he said that drugs were bad. Now there are purple bunnies with wings, angels juggling LSD bottles, and Voldemort—yes, Voldemort—wants Sirius to kiss him. Sirius only has one word: AAAAARGH!! AU Parody Very short (4 pages)
Draco gives up things to be with his Ginny. In the process he gains more than he ever thought he could have. Sweet, long One Shot
AU...Hermione Granger is out to prove she can get any straight-good looking guy to fall for her in 10 days after making a bet with Cho and Luna...While Harry Potter on the other hand is sick and tired of girls falling all over him just because he has a famous father. So he has decided the next girl that ask him out will indeed become his girl friend and he will do everything in his power to make her hate him.... What happens when she's trying to get him to love her while he's trying to get her to lose him? -Based loosely on How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days!
After School has ended and a lot of the students have joined the Order of the Phoenix, Harry is led to Voldemort by mistake and trapped. Harry's friends have to do strange things to get him back. (First Fic, just for fun!!)
Moaning Myrtle has a secret... but then Hermione does too. And then, one day when Hermione is misrable and goes to Myrtle (knowing that she is one person who will never crash a pity party)... well... everything explodes....