Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. Learning How To Live by padfoot_puppyeyes

    ONESHOT! Lily's trying (and failing) to tutor James in Charms, and realizes that there may be more to magic than theory. While James is learning Charms, Lily's learning something herself.

  2. Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun by enoimreh

    And to top it all, he had found himself a girl. And not just any girl. A girl worthy of touching a Malfoy, quite a difficult requirement to meet. Thanks to my awesome beta, Clen3k!!!

  3. Post-Pubescent by x giggle loop x

    Hermione, Ron, and I have been together forever. But who knew that a game of spin the bottle would change our lives forever? Harry's POV. 5 years after Hogwarts, the trio are living on their own and live right next to one another. Hermione lives alone and the two boys live right next door. How will the boys react when Hermione starts dating? And why is it that Harry can't stop thinking of that game of spin the bottle?

  4. Thief Of Time by JonClift

    James Potter’s mission for the Order goes awry when he’s suddenly pursued by a dozen masked figures, and a strange–cloaked individual wielding a scythe. How will Lily react to learning of her husband's tricky situation?

  5. Oh.My. by Gaya Hriive

    A short, hopefully funny total PWP with a special surprise at the end to all those who read!! R&R!!!

  6. The <s>Depraved</s> Secret Journal of Hermione Granger by IslandPrincess1

    You would think that after CoS Harry Potter would know better than to read other people's diaries. Oy vey! Of course, is it so wrong if the diary in question reveals some very important things?

  7. She's A Screamer by Gaya Hriive

    The long awaited sequel to "The Scream Heard Round the World" ENJOY! PLEASE R&R!!!

  8. A Lovely Morning by Vickles

    'While the sun began to peek over the windowsill, he gently brushed her curly brown locks out of her face, waking her from her slumber. “Harry…” He heard her whisper. He’d been with her four years and still her voice made his heart flutter inside his chest.' Just a cute little fic. One hundred percent fluff. Enjoy! :)

  9. Just Below the Nose by Amethyst

    Will Harry ever see what’s right under his nose? And if he does, will he have the nerve to do anything about it? …Eh, who knows? (Three-part fic.)

  10. Not a Sister by Bingblot

    Hermione takes matters into her own hands and shows Harry, once and for all, that she's NOT his sister. One-shot SWS.

  11. Love of a Lifetime by Starlight623

    The sequel to "Wedding of the Century." Follow Harry and Hermione through the times after their wedding adventure.

  12. Quidditch by fallenwitch

    COMPLETED!!! Draco Malfoy inadvertently comes to Ginny Weasley's assistance during a game of Quidditch. The reverberations from his actions will rock his world for some time to come. Snarky Humor, Romance, and Psych 101 classes for all. "Where the hell was she? He glanced across The Great Hall continuously at breakfast and lunch the following day, until the cavernous room was nearly deserted, to no avail. Did Skele-Gro cause a complete loss of appetite as well? Had he dragged his arse out of bed at the crack of dawn and skived off half of Charms for nothing? Why was it when you didn't want a certain crass, Muggle-loving siren of a witch around, you couldn't beat her off with a broom, and when you actually went in search of her, she was nowhere to be found?"

  13. Turn Out The Lights by Caina

    Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, and George are all at the joke shop one night when some darkness powder is spilled, plunging them into a world of darkness. How will they react when the lights go out?

  14. Caught Kissing by JanieB

    This is a humorous one-shot in which Harry is caught kissing someone and the consequences that followed...

  15. Hermione is Fat! by Harry85

    Just a one-shot on a plot bunny that kept coming into my head. Hermione's hit by an hex and...read and find out what happens!

  16. Contentment by Anne U

    After 11 years of friendship, Harry realizes that he wants to be more than best friends with Hermione. It takes a few shoves from Ron to get him moving in the right direction.

  17. Playing Romeo by Ladidah

    In order to improve interhouse relations at Hogwarts, Dumbledore insists that the students perform a play which (ironically) ends up being Romeo and Juliet. Based off a challenge at Portkey.

  18. Excuses, Intentions & Consequences by JanieB

    Not a lot of time on your hands? Into Harry/Hermione? Feel like a nice, totally fluffy, uplifting one-shot? Then I’ve got just the story for you… Their excuse was…they didn’t want to bother with relationships just yet - they were too busy with their careers. Their intention was…to help each other out and prevent annoying attentions from others getting in the way. The consequences were…inevitable.

  19. Can't Escape Love by deppfan56

    Love isn't supposed to be logical and thought out, James. You never know when it’ll come creeping up and grab you. No one can escape love…not even you.” -- AU! R&R! R for later chapters

  20. Desires Which Laid Forgotten by xXKourtzXx

    Hermione gets a surprise one day while drinking an afternoon coffee in a café in the heart of London. After 3 years away from her best friends, things change considerably in a few short weeks. R&R! (Rated NC17 for later chapters...)

  21. Gaining Memories by BabyPan

    After an incident playing Quidditch, Draco Malfoy loses his memory ... but also gains a new memory. He thinks Ginny Weasley is his girlfriend, now how did that happen?

  22. I Need To Know by danica_granger

    POST HOGWARTS -- Harry and Hermione are sharing a flat.I wonder what could happen there? Written in first person *R/R* (Rated R for later chapters)

  23. Desperately Wanting by LadyGinevraMalfoy

    AU: A well to do Draco meets a poor yet worldly Ginny while traveling abroad. Roamnce ensues, and they are married in a tribal ceremony. Life goes astray when they return to England. Deception rules, and Ginny is sent away. 17 years later, the daughter he never knew seeks out her father, and turns his entire world upside down.

  24. Sleeping To Dream by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE SHOT Draco's been having strange dreams as of late. Putting his keen and penetrating mind to the task, he discovers the pattern of the same mystery girl in his dreams. Determined to reclaim the sleep that was once lost, he sets out to find her. Loosely based on the Jason Mraz song "Sleeping To Dream". D/G

  25. Ignorance by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Oneshot for now, but let me know what you think. They say that the exact opposite of love is hate, and Draco had never doubted it. He hated mudbloods, he hated muggles, he hated Potter and he hated the Weasleys. It had honestly never occurred to him that he’d have to know these people to hate them. They say that ignorance is bliss for a reason, and Draco was quickly discovering that hating something wasn’t as easy as it had always seemed. Like Ginny.

  26. A Strange Sickness by Amethyst

    Just like many of us, Harry's a bit nauseated at the thought of Ron and Hermione together.

  27. 21 Days With Him by marina eyes

    Unfortunately for our poor Ginny Weasley, she's trapped in an abandoned room with none other than the devil himself, Draco Malfoy... for 21 Days. With those two together things are bound to get crazy.

  28. Memories of a Headmistress: Waking Up by britt

    What happened to Hermione after she was taken out during the final battle? Find out in another one of her memories. Just another entry as part of my series.

  29. Die With Me by IslandPrincess1

    This title invokes depth of thought in this fanfic. One of the genres is humor. The author thinks she's funny. Do not let this fool you. But please do read anyway. :) Harry and Hermione at Hagrid's hut at Hogwarts (hey, alliteration!) having a few conversations.

  30. Luna's Loony Articles by Marauding Moonbabe

    Luna Lovegood has always been enveloped in a strange world of her own. A series of articles she wrote for the Quibbler shows just how strange that world really is. Welcome to the land of random...

  31. Time by Rinawen

    Time is running out...

  32. The Scariest Halloween Ever by padfoot_puppyeyes

    ONESHOT! Summary- Harry’s Halloweens have almost always contained some amount of excitement. He’s destroyed dark lords, battled mountain trolls, attended deathday parties, encountered a mass murderer, been chosen to represent the school in a dangerous battle, ect, ect. But after Voldemort’s long gone, and Harry’s left school, he encounters something much more terrifying than anything he’s faced before; romance.

  33. Peaceful Moments Are a Rare Joy by JWT6577

    Hermione wonders why she elected to stay over the Holiday at Hogwarts with Harry.

  34. Seeking Hermione's Bean by romulus lupin

    Chapter 12: Adorable in the Morning. The final chapter, finally. Where loose ends are tied, and things are finally resolved. But why is Harry thinking of Cindy and Carolyn wearing pink and scattering rose petals down an aisle?

  35. Mind Where Your Mouth Is by The Grand T00blets

    Hermione has a slight fixation on Harry's mouth...and he's about to find out about it.

  36. Green Eyes and Glasses by Starlight623

    Hermione explains to Harry just what it is about those green eyes and those glasses ... Just a short little one-shot.

  37. A Whole New World by H_HrFan

    FLUFF WARNING! Harry has a confession to make and he finds a unique way to do it. Rated PG for the use of one bad word [used twice] in a comedic sense. Please R/R. Thanks!

  38. The Cherubs Always Know Best by The Grand T00blets

    What happens when a mysterious and strange Valentine turns up for Hermione and mixes with the mischief of the cherubs (and a certain blonde Ravenclaw)? Oh, poor Harry. [One-shot]

  39. It Could Be Worse by padfoot_puppyeyes

    The Golden Trio is freezing, tired, and somewhere in Russia. But it could be worse. This is a ONESHOT!!! There could be romance if you want to look at it that way- I leave your imaginations to it. But mostly it's just a friendship fic. Review!

  40. Having Her Cake by sugarbear_1269

    A complete one-shot with Draco and Ginny on that happiest of days...the birthday.

  41. Rhyming souls by SIRE_JAPE

    This follows James and Lily's 7th year in Hogwarts and shows you how their love/hate relationship went. FROM THE AUTHOR OF "CALL OUT YOUR NAME"

  42. My Imagination Is Running Away With You by Cherry

    AU - What if a man saw a woman, a woman he couldn't take his eyes off, in the mall and started imaging his life together as it would be together with her?

  43. Harry's Gifts by MischiefManaged

    Sequel to Hermione’s Gifts, although this story can stand alone. Hermione plans a day full of birthday surprises for Harry. Fluff and humor. Ron/Luna mentioned.

  44. A Sight Problem by funvince

    A change of pace from my usual deep, meaningful stories. Harry has to make a speech at the celebration of Voldemort's downfall and he's come down with stage fright. So he goes to Fred and George for help. Need I say more?

  45. Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes by mysticdueler

    Harry's POV: It all started on day in Hogsmeade. I just HAD to go and meet Fred and George, and get involved with them. Now I face what has to be one of the most bizarre weeks in my entire life . . . AN: Just a side story I'm working on. Better than it looks, I swear (I couldn't think of a better title)! UPDATE: Join us as Harry, or should I say, Harriet, begins her week. What will become of her, and what was that about Slytherins?

  46. Forbidden Love After Hours in Dark, Deserted Classrooms by Reachfulhp88

    Ginny loves Draco, Draco loves Ginny...things should be simple, right? WRONG read and review, we love you

  47. Rescue Mission by uvagirl

    Harry and Hermione never got together during their school days, they’re older now, and they’ve been separated for a while. Harry’s been having LOTS of fun with every sort of woman imaginable, except with the one he really wants. We know what will happen, but they’ve got to get through some laughter and tears first. Final chapter - story complete. ----------- ADDED BY FIC CO-ADMIN (gal-texter) in 2008: Please read this: http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=14633&view=findpost&p=237718

  48. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood What? by MischiefManaged

    HBP done Dallas-style...for all you children of the 80's! Very short one-shot.

  49. Friends To Lovers by FireEyes7

    7th year, Lily and James become friends. James comes up with a plan to win Lily over: serenade her at the dance. Will it work or will it ruin a newlyfound friendship? rated PG13 just to be sure. (T on fanfiction)

  50. What She Never Wanted by Jersey Princess

    Lily Evans never wanted a knight in shining armour to come and sweep her off her feet and ride away with her into the sunset to the sound of birds singing. She was of the opinion that fairytales never came true. Of course, she found herself living in a fairytale, and a knight was exactly what she got. LJBFF and LRTF, full of live-saving and whacked humour. AU