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Draco as Prince Charming? Hedwig an expert at Raptor Martial Arts? Snape in Bunny Slippers? Has the world lost its mind? Well, where else are you going to find Ron and Neville singing ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’? Read and find out in this Shrek/Shrek 2 inspired parody featuring everything from the Death Eater Mafia to the Marauders Rock band. Featuring several ships including H/Hr (of course), R/LL, L/J, D/anything in a skirt, and H/C (though not the one everybody thinks).
She and her beauty was a drug and he a junkie, never would she have expected him to be addicted to red silk and freckles, milky skin and loud, dirty laughs. Everyone knew drugs were so passé.
Harry finds he can deal with anything with Hermione by his side.
The second generation trio accidentally goes back in time to when their parents were their age. But things are screwed up, nobody's with who their supposed to be with. So now it's up to the new trio to fix the future before fate destroys them. Last Chapter!!
“Oh bite me,” she said, poking her tongue out at him. “Okay,” he said cheekily, leaning forward and attaching his lips and teeth to her neck... Another silly oneshot, hopefully humorous. Please read and review!
“Harry, I thought I told you not to put that in there,” he suddenly heard Hermione’s voice say. Ron stopped in his tracks and his mouth dropped open. He looked at the closed hangings of Harry’s bed with wide eyes... A terribly silly oneshot... please read and review!
This story finds two friends whose limits have worn thin in Godric's Hollow graveyard.
Hermione colours, Harry remembers
His lips enclosed around the sensitive part of her neck and bit hard. “Merlin, Gin, I’ve never wanted someone so much.” . . .“Let me Ginevra, let me show you what you mean to me…” Her large brown eyes caught his silvery depths and she nodded.
When Harry is framed for Arthur Weasley's murder, Hermione vows to stand by her friend no matter what- despite the fact that her boyfriend, Ron, believes Harry to be guilty. Her loyalty could cause her to lose everything, but she only has one goal---protecting Harry. Secrets, lies and deception play a big part as Ginny Weasley sets into motion a plan that could change everyone's lives forever. H/Hr with R/LL and D/G
During their quest for the horcruxes, Harry is confounded by a feeling of loss in his soul due to a sudden change in Hermione's behavior that affects him more than he would have realized. The story picks up shortly thereafter...
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny.
The Boy-Who-Lived faces his last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The War is getting worse as more people die. In order to survive, Harry must destroy the Dark Lord, whom is the Most Feared. Action/Romance (H/Hr, R/L) Warnings: Spoiler books 1-6 PG-13 for violence
Hermione really did like studying. If she didn't study, then her mind would be filled with worry about what she didn't know about her subjects. What she didn't like was being disturbed. Harry disturbs her... and she goes temporarily insane. Oneshot!
Hermione, finding herself suddenly and unexpectedly alone on her birthday, is pleasantly surprised when Harry turns up. Having spent so long fruitlessly trying to persuade him to think about a career, it comes as something of a shock to learn that he has secretly gained respectable employment. Harry also seems intent upon telling her something more, but perhaps his birthday gift will only serve to remind her of something lost. Post Hogwarts.
Harry gets cursed by his wife and seeks assistance from his best friend, only to discover how wicked a witch can be.
“So I walked in on him… thinking about me?” she asked, her eyes widening. “I suspect. You said he was doing a lot more than thinking…” Ron said, beginning to smirk. Three chapters long... please R&R!
Maybe he's not as indifferent as he pretends to be...
This is a touch of PWP in the Harry Potter and the Lions of Gryffindor Universe. It does answer one question that came up in reviews. Have fun.
Sorry. Did not mean to repost. I screw this stuff up constantly when I'm trying to do something. Harry needs to change some things or risk losing the person he needs the most. Adult version.
Part three of the Hard Day - Harder Night series... Waking up hard has its own rewards... Excerpt: Keep your eyes closed and your head turned to the side. If you don’t look at him, you still have a chance at denying that this ever happened – you never saw a thing. Above all else – DON’T PUKE! PLEASE! Review!
Harry and Hermione take a break from the serious to learn some new things about each other.
They say that love hurts, a lot. And it does, a lot. We were never meant to be. A short one-shot describing Hermione's thoughts before Harry leaves to fight. She knows she is going to lose him, not to Voldemort, but to his destiny.
Draco and Ginny have been going out for a year, but Ginny wants more. She knows he cares about her, but will he be able to tell her before it's too late?
She was famous and beautiful. He was a disappointment with a weakness. She had it all and didn't want it. He was left with nothing and hated it. She hid behind makeup. He lolled in Alcohol. [Three Part Fanfiction]
She crossed her legs, letting her skirt ride up quite a bit. She dangled her legs slightly. “Oh, Harry…” she said in a singsong voice. “Hmm?” Harry muttered, his eyes never leaving his parchment. “Just a moment Hermione, I-” His voice died as he noticed the very visible leg. He looked up, his eyes wide.
Hermione just wanted to go on an innocent walk to think things over, but is joined by a certain someone.
Songfic: Harry finally corner's Voldemort, but realized he can't find Hermione. He searches for her, but can't find a trace. What happened to Hermione? Read and find out. Very Angsty!! Be gentle, my first Angst fic. Reviews are welcome! ONE-SHOT!
Alternate Universe—Following the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter disappeared from sight. He keeps in contact with a few select friends, but only in letters. For the past five years, he’s lived on a private island, living a life of peace and anonymity. Meanwhile in London, Hermione Granger’s life isn’t going as she planned. Her job is stressing her out and she isn’t sure she’s in love with her boyfriend. When the pressures of her job get to be too much, her boss suggests she take a few months off. This, of course, will lead her to a private island where she just may find all that she’s ever wanted.
James and Lily are divorced. But when one of them makes a big announcement, it could be the one thing that could finally reconcile them or permanently split them apart forever.
Harry is a drunk, Hermione is in Azkaban for leading a House-Elf revolution, Ron is a man-whore, Ginny is a stripper, Draco is a man with a lot of money and a lot of power, and Luna is in St. Mungos for fortune telling. What happens when these six come together in the strangest ways? Post-Hogwarts/Post-Voldemort. Dark comedy, but eventually love! No you're not seeing things, I really am updating. :P Chapter 3 up!
Harry returns for his final year at Hogwarts and his love for Hermione is deeper than ever. Which is good; because dark clouds are hovering once again. This is a sequel to my first-ever Harry Potter fanfic, "Snow". UPDATED AT LAST! Warning: Very long chapter -- if you have to use the loo, do it now! ^_^
When Hermione broke up with Ron (for real, for good, forever) she didn't rage and she didn't yell and she didn't cry.
He's not a perfect person. He made a mistake...but a found a reason to change...[OneShot]
Now you see normally Draco would hate the fact House Elves have Holidays these days, but his red haired girlfriend and a certain set of blue lingerie seemed to change his opinion somewhat. . .OneShot
Ginny has a little addiction for a certain frozen dessert. What happens after she's battled through brothers, Peeves and one of Luna's ramblings only to find. . .[OneShot]
The War is over but times are still difficult, what with the last few Voldemort Followers running about, but someone has returned and maybe, just maybe, that someone will make it easier for the youngest Weasley.
She was gone. Gone to him, maybe? Draco didn't know. But what he did know was that Love had shattered his heart into thousands of shard. No, Ginny, with her perfection, had been the one to drop his Love from a great height showering his life with broken debris that littered his Present, marred the Past and foresaw a guarded Future.
It's the day after the Christmas party, an Ginny's got a cold...but who gave her that...and why won't she tell her friends. . .? OneShot. T'is my attempt at humour. Ooh-er.
Hermione tries to become an animagus but it goes wrong... An answer to a challenge by yours truly...
Harry plus Charms equals disaster. Hermione offers to help him perfect the charm. And it's thanks to this charm that Hermione can scarcely think of anything other than Harry... oneshot
Hermione was completely and utterly convinced that she was supposed to stay friends with her best friends. Ron was the idiot. He would copy her homework and attempt to protect her from sleazy arseholes. Harry was the hero, who would rather ask for help than copy her. And he was the one who really protected her. He was the saviour of the world and no one, not even the Slytherins, dared to mess with his Hermione. Oneshot!
She hated thunderstorms. With a passion. They were just so dreary and depressing and frightening. She preferred starry nights with a full and beautiful moon. It was just so much more beautiful and romantic. So much quieter. There was another loud boom and Hermione whimpered again, biting her bottom lip. She was now debating with herself whether or not she should leave the comfort of her warm bed and go up to the comfort of her warm Harry...
One-Shot. She hated shaving her legs, but when he started touching her, she found a reason to like it.
"‘The way things were’ was a season in itself."
He looked back down at the book, ignoring her protests now. He suddenly grinned again and looked up at Hermione, almost disbelievingly. “’Slowly, voluptuously, he worked her lips apart, and her protests died away as he probed her mouth deeply with his tongue’. My dear Hermione, I had no idea you read this sort of thing!” he said in mock outrage, laughing softly as she began to struggle again. Oneshot!
When Hermione (Granger) Weasley is left widowed after an attack on Ron, Harry takes her to live with him and his wife Ginny, taking it upon himself to pick up the pieces. But will Harry get a little TOO involved with his new roommate? Rated for possible later chapters.
Hermione says something that can be open to interpretation... Harry immediately takes it to mean something rather naughty. Involves interesting dreams... oneshot!
When two people break up for reasons that aren’t mutual between the couple, one of them sometimes ends up dwelling over the relationship that was lost. In this songfic, Harry and Hermione are those two people, and she broke up with him. And Harry is finally starting to get over her, until she comes back into his life for the same reasons that she left him in the first place.
Tension! Tension is everywhere in the Potter World including between our favorite trio. "Tension" is a canon based love story so it's only for the most patient of souls!