Unofficial Portkey Archive

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  1. Of Vanity and First Kisses by moogle

    There are some things that cannot be tolerated. Hermione Granger getting a first kiss before you is one of them. Suffering this humiliation, Ginny sets out to protect her pride and get that fabled first kiss. Unfortunately, not everything goes to plan...

  2. That Bloody Ball by jennygryffindork

    Short scenario in the midst of the Yule Ball in which Harry talks to himself, searches his inner soul, and finds happiness. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll lose 10 pounds.

  3. Eight Ways From Sunday by Clio-jlh

    A sixth-year ensemble comic romance. It could be standing before you, needing a bit of a push. Or sitting beside you, waiting for you to let go. Perhaps it's sneaking up from behind, hoping you will turn around. But sometimes, love falls from a clear blue sky, and you just have to catch it. How do you decide which is the right path, when you're only sixteen? Ships: H/Hr, D/G, Ron/Padma, and Seamus/Dean (ie, slash).

  4. The Worst Summer of My Life by lilymione1203

    My first "Hermione rant" chapter fic! Hermione's point of view, storyline is under lock and key! You'll just have to read to find out... Reviews MUCH appreciated :)

  5. Revenge by mynewgenesis

    Hell hath no fury like a Ginny Weasley scorned. .In which Ginny gets a little revenge. D/G Warning: Very little plot. Lots and lots of snogging. Intended to be silly. Enjoy!

  6. First Foot, Forward - A Hogmanay Tale by apaidan

    It's New Year's Eve and someone's had enough of the status quo. Time to put their best, and first foot forward to chart a harmonious new year

  7. What if...? by Hermy10

    What if Hermione didn’t already have a date to Slughorn’s Christmas party?

  8. 'Twas The Day Before Christmas by apaidan

    It's the day before Christms, and Hermione's got too much to deal with. A wizard rampaging through her kitchen, Molly Weasley and her dream of OBHWF, and defending a certain green-eyed wizard. And that's not even counting dealing with the scariest thing she can think of, her parents.

  9. Cause and Effect by apaidan

    A funny thing happens in the Ravenclaw common room during the Golden Trio's second Seventh Year. Hermione drops by to thank Luna for something she doesn't remember doing, yet. And that's just the start of a very interesting day for everyone concerned. Rating just to be safe.

  10. Divination Made Easy by Suzanne of Dragons Breath

    The summer before fourth year Harry looks to an unusual source of inspiration to make his divination homework easier. Pre-ship.

  11. Lifeguard by mynewgenesis

    Draco proves his love for Ginny with unexpected consequences! OneShot! Review! :)

  12. Gone Senile: An Interview With a Fan-Fiction Author by gti88

    I sat down on the armchair, expecting my fictional guests to arrive. Contemplating my own thoughts during the last hour, I found there was something rather interesting, even magical if you will, about talking with your characters.

  13. A Club by Viopathartic

    “A club, Harry?” asked Minerva McGonagall with an eyebrow raised skeptically. Harry nodded. “And what is this club?” Harry shrugged. “You don’t know?” Harry nodded. “Why?” There was no point in hiding the truth. “Because…I’m bored.” After his godfather's murder, Harry is compelled to form a club. What kind of club? He's not exactly sure. But he never expected three certain people to come to the first meeting. Join Harry Potter as his club overcomes the barriers of rival houses and form friendships among the most unlikely people. And see how he deals with Hermione dating Ron. Not neccessarily Portkey pairings but there WILL be Harry/Hermione.

  14. Happily Ever After by mynewgenesis

    Ginny Weasley has an unfortunate habit of dating only the lecherous sort of men who wish to see the interior of her pants. After yet another relationship gone awry, she finally decides, enough is enough. Never again will she go for her 'usual' type. Instead, she's going to go for the polar opposite. And who should come along, but Draco Malfoy.

  15. In Which Draco Malfoy is Jealous of a House by moogle

    Everyone has at least one rival. Draco Malfoy's just happened to be a house.

  16. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sprog by granger_danger

    Hermione has been feeling odd lately and thanks to a surprising encounter with her mother and a very peculiar friend, she suddenly finds herself in the middle of a most unsettling situation: Is she pregnant? A waiting game ensues in the longest week of her life. Find out what happens when her male friends decide to be helpful, Harry remains clueless and Hermione ponders the logistical complications of visions. Brief mention of R/Hr. Other pairings include R/L and perhaps some D/G. Read and Review!

  17. A Galleon For Your Thoughts by shaz124

    Hermione senses Harry is pulling away from everyone after the happenings in the Dept. of Mysteries. She rashly decides to use a little-known and little-tested method to keep tabs on Harry over the summer hols. Does her decision ultimately result in a great boon? Or will it be her ultimate folly?

  18. Torture and Treason by dragonsangel68

    Memories are a special kind of torture.

  19. Hermione's Mis-Fortune by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Does anyone here like the epilogue from DH? Anyone? No takers? Why don't you see what Hermione has to say about it...

  20. Love Lines by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Hermione's p.o.v- a rant/fluff piece after Hermione's final divination class. What WAS going through her mind when she stormed out? R&R, if you please!!

  21. Knickers by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Ignores HBP but takes place sixth year. Any summary I give would COMPLETELY give away the plot- you'll just have to read and find out! Mostly a humor piece, hope you enjoy!

  22. Love Potion No. 8 by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. 'I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a sip...' James pov, plus lots of Marauder input. Can James get Lily to change her tune with an off-brand love tonic? Lily better guard her pumpkin juice...

  23. A Day of Woes by moogle

    There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.

  24. A Not So Simple Kind of Life by dragonsangel68

    SEQUEL TO DRAGON AND ANGEL. Draco and Ginny return from their honeymoon ready to live happily ever after, but their vast differences in background and family values make for an interesting start to their married life. Add Draco's inexperience with pregnant women and the stage is set for hilarity, confusion and embarrassment.

  25. Secrets of Passion by lilymione1203

    Rating just to be safe, not for wee little ones! James and Lily are left alone after transfiguration, what sorts of things could possibly transpire? R&R if you please!

  26. Hermione Beamed by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. His eyes locked on mine, just for an instant before turning to Ron, and he saw me doing the most unforgivable thing- Post-"Sectumsempra" chapter of HBP. Hermione's pov. R&R much appreciated!

  27. Harry McGonagall by witowsmp

    Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away.

  28. Strangers in the Night by lilymione1203

    COMPLETE!! Strangers in the night, exchanging glances- wondering in the night, what were the chances we’d be sharing love before the night was through? Inspired by Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night"

  29. Acting on a Moment by moogle

    Ginny Weasley was on a mission: get Draco Malfoy's attention or die trying. She would prefer to skip the dying part, though…

  30. The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51

    What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?

  31. Doodles by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Completely ignores GoF and takes place beginning of fourth year/ Hermione's pov. My first H/HR sincerely hope you enjoy!

  32. You Left This by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Lily keeps finding James' things in the common room. What happens when she hand-delivers them?

  33. Cake and Milk by cakeandmilk

    Ron reflects about Harry and Hermione’s relationship. I really don’t want to ruin the surprise with the summary. So, best if you read it. ;)

  34. You Called Me Lily by lilymione1203

    Written in response to the wildly popular “She Looked at Me.” Not a sequel, but an alternate version of a really cute one-shot. Originally titled ‘He Looked at Me’, but I decided against it and the latter is more fitting. Lily’s pov, please read and review!!!!!!!! :- )

  35. Walk Like An Egyptian by moogle

    “What’s the matter, love? Can’t stand on your own two feet?” He eyed her from head to foot, and then back again. “Then again, I’m not surprised with that outfit. It’s a wonder you even manage to walk at all.”

  36. She Looked at Me by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT She looked at me.She never looks at me. But she did today. There I was, sitting in my usual window seat, actually minding my own business- and she looked at me. And get this, on purpose.

  37. The Match by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Somehow he was different this year. I can’t put my finger on it, but something has definitely changed. Without realizing it I stared at him, his disheveled hair falling gracefully into his large hazel eyes. My forehead began to hurt from the pressure exerted by my furrowed brow, and I was suddenly aware of my intent gazing at the boy- man? -before me. Unfortunately I had been caught.

  38. The Present by apaidan

    Sometimes, if a witch wants something, she has to go out and get it for herself. And sometimes, and old friend will lend a helping hand, whether she means to or not.

  39. Loads of Couples Do It by hrmny4etrnty2

    Hermione is ready to take their relationship to the next level, but Harry isn't so sure...

  40. Bibliophile by serpentclone

    During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.

  41. The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff

    Head Girl Hermione explains to Head Boy Harry how to properly interpret and enforce school rules that are suspiciously similar to the posting guidelines found on a certain fanfiction web site. Crack-fic parody, centered around the distinctions between "M" and "MA" -rated stories.

  42. The Tent by Wilkes

    (Deviates from the DH plot after Ron leaves) NEW SUMMARY! In the wake of Ron's absence, Harry and Hermione discover a few things about their tent which lead them to some interesting situations. (Eventually) a slow DH rewrite with a good chunk of humor and romance. Slowly building H/HR, R/L fluffiness based loosely on the major points of DH. WARNING: Awkward situations a-plenty!

  43. WIL - Thuban Malfoy's Review of the Half Blood Prince Movie by d&gforever

    Thuban Malfoy - Draco and Ginny's eldest son for the What Is Love? fan fiction gives his view of the new Half Blood Prince Movie.

  44. Year of the Sixth by Konflickted

    Lily's trying to have a good year. Now if she could just stop ending up the brunt of the Marauder's pranks, and figure out what's going on with her best friends she'd be a happier witch. *Eventual LE/JP*

  45. 10+ Reasons Ginny Weasley Should Never be a Maid of Honour by Hermione_Crookshanks

    Ginny Weasley wants nothing more than for her best friend to settle down and attempt a "happily ever after." She had no idea that when she pushed Hermione Granger into marrying long-time boyfriend Andrew Maddon it would mean sending her three thousand miles across the Atlantic Ocean - permanently. Now Ginny's determined to make Hermione recognise why she dreaded tying the knot all these months - and why Harry is at the root of this uncertainty. From matchmaking to planning and sabotaging a wedding all at once, Ginny might have finally taken on more than even she can handle.

  46. A Sirius Story by Asparagus

    I don't know where this came from... out of left field, I suppose. Oh, young love...

  47. Popsicles and Potter Boys by owanalilypotter

    Lily Evans had always loved popsicles since the day she could eat. But she would be happy unless she had a blue raspberry popsicle. It couldn't be any other flavour. It had to be blue.

  48. A Malfoy in the Closet by moogle

    Keeping secrets was never easy for Ginny Weasley. Keeping Draco Malfoy a secret, however, had might as well be a task for Hercules. /written for Nik's birthday challenge/

  49. Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll

    “You’d have thought he was merely bored—asked if I’d finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword.” Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JP/LE.

  50. Here Comes the (Wrong) Bride by lil_irish_girl

    It's the fairytale wedding- and the most beautiful bride. Except... she's not the right one. A story in which true love really does conquer all and fate takes its toll on our favorite couple. Read the authors note before proceeding to the fic, please. Rated for language and a few situations that get a little out of hand. (: R&R