Unofficial Portkey Archive

Tag: Humor

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  1. The Teddy That Got Away by moogle

    Draco's got a secret. Ginny stumbles across it. Whatever is a Malfoy to do? /Written for a challenge/

  2. Heat by SHOULDBEHHR

    On a blistering hot day in London, Harry stood in the kitchen of the flat he shares with his two best friends, ice cube in hand, staring at an unsuspecting Hermione. He knew he shouldn’t, but he just couldn’t help himself. What happened next was something that neither one on them expected.

  3. Hermione Granger's Seduction Secrets by Lord Vader

    Ron goes home early, because he's pretty drunk, which leaves a lustful Hermione alone with Harry. Does Hermione have it in her to seduce Harry, or does she do things the old-fashioned bookworm way? If you like it, tell me in a review, if you think it sucks, also tell me (nicely!) in a review.

  4. Green and Silver by moogle

    Draco gets a birthday surprise he can't refuse. /written for a challenge./

  5. Why Me? by Hermy10

    Harry and Hermione have a fight...can harry patch things up with her before the ball or will she be whisked out of his life forever by her new prince charming ps. reviews will only make me better

  6. A Knack for Things by Telwyn Dubois

    Lily Evans is good at a lot of things. Quite a lot of things, in fact. But there are two things that she doesn't know how to deal with: the future, and a certain James Potter. Hogwarts 6th-7th years.

  7. In Their Own Words by Telwyn Dubois

    Whatever relationship James and Lily might have in their seventh year is a highly publicized affair. If everyone knows about it, and everyone has their own opinions... Here, in snippets, lists, drabbles, and conversations, is what really happened, the way it ought to be told.

  8. Muggle Confusion by Mstar

    This is a compilation of "A Contraceptive Controversy" and "The Trouble with Toys". The OCD in me demanded consolidation. For those of you unfamiliar with the series, the Marauders and friends learn the purpose of various Muggle... objects.

  9. Little Girls, Little Boys by hypotheticalxsituation

    When Harry catches Ginny brewing a love potion intended for him he sets out to plan his revenge and an unexpected visit makes everything much more interesting. Meanwhile, he has to deal with this strange and surely unwanted feeling he gets anytime he sees Hermione...

  10. Anchormen by Bowles

    Ron Weasley and Harry Potter are two gloriously carefree news personalities with the best mustaches this side of Walter Cronkite. Hermione Granger is the upstart anchor looking to replace them, but that's only if she can survive the rest of the news team.

  11. The Talk by Hermione Granger by Barmy_old_Codger

    The 7th and last episode that started with "That Night and the Next Morning" --- This episode is being rated 'R' to be on the 'safe side'. It is slightly more explicit than previous episodes --- Thanks for reading.

  12. I See London; I See France; I See Hermione's Underpants by Barmy_old_Codger

    Episode 6 of "That Night & the Next Morning"

  13. Mayhem on the Hogwarts Express by Barmy_old_Codger

    A continuation of: “That Night & the Next Morning” (Two-Shot: read both chapters); “It wasn’t His Fault!” (One-Shot); “No More Quills; No More Books; No More of Snape’s Dirty Looks” (One-Shot). This is Episode 5.

  14. No More Pencils – No More Books – No More ... by Barmy_old_Codger

    Previous episodes: “That Night & the Next Morning” (Two-Shot: read both chapters) & “It wasn’t His Fault!” (One-Shot)

  15. The Single Exception to Hermione's Rules by cuteybearkel

    In which Hermione sleeps on the table, Patronuses can carry letters, and Harry most certainly does not cook lobsters in the shower. Confused? All will be explained once you've read it!

  16. It wasn’t his fault! by Barmy_old_Codger

    3rd part - a continuation of: “That Night & the Next Morning"

  17. Theories on How Danger Finds Us by Alexandria Malfoy

    Ginny's knack for getting into trouble follows her as she goes away for college, forcing her into a dangerous situation. Ginny's POV

  18. Cinnamon Hearts by cuteybearkel

    When Harry spends time with Hermione on Valentine's day, cinnamon hearts are just plain necessary. This year, however, Harry's got something a little more special planned... (Pure fluff.)

  19. The Trouble with Toys by Mstar

    A sequel to "A Contraceptive Controversy". Frank Longbottom finds a certain Muggle innovation lying around the castle and has difficulty identifying it. Fortunately, the Marauders are there to help.

  20. I Know that You Sleep with My Boyfriend by cosmopolitan411

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. NOTE: this is a redux, I've entirely re-written this story, not a single scene totally the same.

  21. Truth Will Out by dragonsangel68

    Draco and Ginny discover that the truth is a funny creature, especially when you can’t lie successfully.

  22. Honey, I Love You by owanalilypotter

    Isn’t it funny how the simplest things in our lives can unearth thoughts we swore we would bury deep into our minds, and never acknowledge again? The most casual sentence can stir up feelings and emotions in a person, strong enough to drive them crazy. The simplest look can mean so much more. Well, no one knows this better than Lily Evans.

  23. Like a Romantic Comedy by cosmopolitan411

    they say that life is like a box of chocolates. Personally, though, I don't see it, if anything, it's more like a romantic comedy.

  24. Accidentally Married by ladylaughalot

    In response to a challange and a special birthday treat. H/Hr accidentally get married.... read to find out more.

  25. The Yule Ball - The Remake by Rihaan

    Harry was just told about the Yule Ball and his mandatory participance. He sits down and thinks about his choices, his disgusts, and then comes to the obvious decision. http://www.RihaansFics.com

  26. Wedding Cake by Hazelmist

    The Wedding is over but Ron still wants his cake, Luna wants to get married, Neville wants Ginny, and Ginny wants to dance. Harry wants to know who Hermione’s true love is and Hermione wants to know why he’s asking and why she just admitted that she’s in love with Harry, to Harry… Oh, dear… Wedding Cake has funny effects on people. Cute, funny oneshot that completely ignores DH. HHR w/ R/L and a little N/G.

  27. test uploads by gal-texter

    PK co-admin doing more test uploads

  28. Wake Up Call by Hazelmist

    Hermione has a pounding headache and no recollection. Her pillow's walked off on her and Harry Potter is in her bed with no idea as to how he got there. Just a cute HHR Oneshot that ignores DH.

  29. Class, what did we learn? by Viopathartic

    A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.

  30. The Morning After by joey101

    The morning after she married Draco Malfoy, Ginny reflects on the love and tears that led to this moment of now and forever.

  31. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd Like To Thank You For Coming Out.. by Turkish

    Luna is desperate, and needs the help of her best friend. Who knew that the youngest Weasley could carry a tune, anyway?

  32. Naptime Should Never Last This Long by Alexandria Malfoy

    It was the fight of the century. A battle of epic proportions. And afterwards, it was vowed to never happen again. Never again would they battle for their kids’ affections. Originally written for the Fall 2008 D/G Fic Exchange.

  33. What A Night by MissieMalfoy19

    Ginny is so lonely after her breakup with Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived. How will a mystery invitation to the biggest society ball of the year change her life? Join Ginny in her search to find her true love, despite all the bumps along the way. R&R!!!!

  34. The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apaidan

    Finally, the day of reckoning has come for Dolores Umbridge and Dumbledore's Army has gathered to see that justice is served. With the cleverest witch of her age against her, Umbridge doesn't stand a chance.

  35. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by serpentclone

    A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it’s a book on sex magic and rituals… but Harry’s not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder, Harry leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY! Loads of crude humor and sexual situations!

  36. Here Comes Santa Claus by Amynoelle and Heaven

    Four-year old Saffron Potter is looking forward to Christmas with her family and the Weasleys. RJ fancies himself too old to believe in Santa, but what will happen when a certain jolly old fellow comes to visit them that night? A reluctant Ethan and a supportive Maddie are along for the ride as their parents plan for the best Christmas ever.

  37. Show Me Your Colours by SummrMagic

    *AU* Hermione Granger graduates from Beauxbatons and returns to England. She is offered a job in the Ministry of Magic and accepts. While on assignment, she has the (mis)fortune of meeting James Potter and Sirius Black. After some poking and prodding, the two manage to introduce her to Harry, James' son, in hopes they will hit it off. Will sparks fly? Not if their significant others have any say about it! **contains L/J too**

  38. The Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version by canoncansodoff

    Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects are surprised to learn that they have additional responsibilities that aren't described in the Prefect's Handbook. Her work as a member of the subversively gay-tolerant Coven of Prefects forces Hermione to think about more than just books. Harry benefits.

  39. Tabula Rasa by reptilia28

    Soon after Harry returns from King's Cross station after dying, Harry is killed again and sent to Death's office, who is far from happy to see him. After learning that this is not the first time that this has happened, Harry is sent with his memories intact to...somewhere in time. H/Hr. Formerly known as "Somewhere in Time".

  40. The Snogging Chronicles by usako99

    Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be. No wait, it’s not how it sounds, or how I’m making it sound that is, it-it’s a lot more complicated than that… or is it less? *sigh* Perhaps I should start from the beginning...

  41. Temptation by simons_flower

    Hermione's honeymoon is everything she thought it might be.

  42. Seven Days by Nox

    Hogwarts, 7th Year. AU. Ron gives Harry seven days to fess up his attraction to Hermione before Ron does it for him. (Challenge) Day 5 finally up after long hiatus! (Started pre-HBP)

  43. Move Along by the_real_mrs_potter

    Hermione Granger has just been dumped. D-U-M-P-E-D, dumped. Not only that, but by someone who she thought she was going to walk down the aisle with in a few short years! How will she ever cope with this sure sign of defeat? Revenge, that's how.

  44. Gray Lord? by Rihaan

    A small one-shot I wrote a while back. Harry has a conversation with Hermione in the Library. Although this was very unexpected... It is supposed to be a one-shot, but a chapter or two might appear in the future. http://www.RihaansFics.com

  45. The Rules of Engagement by dragonsangel68

    After accepting a foolish dare at a party Draco finds himself breaking the very rules he set for his own self preservation, and his life has been irreversibly turned upside down. He knows what he has to do to restore order to his once carefree life, but finding the strength is a challenge he appears not to be able to meet.

  46. Friday Night by Hysterical Hystorian

    Harry and Hermione enjoy a Friday night dinner out.

  47. How Many?? by usako99

    For her final Muggle Studies paper Hermione's determined to answer a very important question- just how many licks Does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?... Will she be able to answer it before she drives Harry insane ^.^;

  48. Brothers by Choice by Konflickted

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  49. Daddy Dearest by reptilia28

    AU. Seven years after the final battle, Harry gains custody of Dudley Dursley's child. Can Harry take care of this child, along with his godson Ted Lupin, and maybe find love in his best friend Hermione along the way? H/Hr, maybe R/L.

  50. Parody...to the Extreme by Viopathartic

    A parody of H/Hr fanfiction that makes you want to smack the author. You might want to smack me for making this fic. Fortunately, you can't.